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Dexter_Morgan
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Re: My girlfreind just broke up with me [Re: TwoGuys]
#6342802 - 12/06/06 11:00 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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we just started fucking without a condom, im pretty sure shes not getting boned by anyone else.
But this also adds to my confusion.
If were serious enough to fuck bareback, how the fuck are you gonna break up with my over my shitty job, while im trying to find another.
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Re: My girlfreind just broke up with me [Re: Dexter_Morgan]
#6342927 - 12/06/06 11:34 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Im confused, what?
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Re: My girlfreind just broke up with me [Re: eligal]
#6342975 - 12/06/06 11:47 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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i wouldnt bone someone without a rubber if i was going to break up with them in a few weeks.
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Re: My girlfreind just broke up with me [Re: Dexter_Morgan]
#6342981 - 12/06/06 11:49 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'll comfort you, c'mere big boy let's cuddle! *steals wallet* Alright, uh, enough comforting. 
No but that sucks man, at least you've got your priorities set straight. :P
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Re: My girlfreind just broke up with me [Re: Dexter_Morgan]
#6342997 - 12/06/06 11:54 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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fuck it
your life is better off without her, man.
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Re: My girlfreind just broke up with me [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#6343016 - 12/07/06 12:00 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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she has very strong vaginal muscles, and works at my favorite watering hole though.
Where am i to drink beer now?
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Re: My girlfreind just broke up with me [Re: Dexter_Morgan]
#6343027 - 12/07/06 12:03 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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yer fucked.
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Re: My girlfreind just broke up with me [Re: Dexter_Morgan]
#6343073 - 12/07/06 12:24 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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so what you are high, have fun with that, there are many women out there...
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Re: My girlfreind just broke up with me [Re: Dexter_Morgan]
#6343723 - 12/07/06 08:45 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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ShroomDr said: she has very strong vaginal muscles, and works at my favorite watering hole though.
Where am i to drink beer now?
Find a new watering hole and a strong vagina, preferably one that doesn't work at your favorite watering hole.
Obviously.
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Re: My girlfreind just broke up with me [Re: Dexter_Morgan]
#6343775 - 12/07/06 09:01 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Maybe she doesn't want a boyfriend who gets stoned all day and does nothing but grow n smoke herb. Thats not exactly the image of a strong provider which women go nuts for. Thats more the image of a slacker who sits at home reading on the computer, smoking wayy too much pot, playin guitar all day, and making what little scratch he can on the side sellin his excess dope. Or possibly going to the bar where she aperantly works to see her more often than one should. Those are not positive things for your girl to see you do.
Nothing personal and no attacks on ya man. But women like to see at least a taste of motivation, so they know ur at least trying to provide them with something. If you really do care about her try hard. Good luck
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Re: My girlfreind just broke up with me [Re: Irdamage]
#6343781 - 12/07/06 09:02 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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myspace/criagslist time lol
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Re: My girlfreind just broke up with me *DELETED* [Re: Dexter_Morgan]
#6343807 - 12/07/06 09:09 AM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: My girlfreind just broke up with me [Re: blink]
#6344472 - 12/07/06 12:40 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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somebody has low self confidence
needs an ego booster by posting on shroomery
you really do need to get a life!!! lolz
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Re: My girlfreind just broke up with me *DELETED* [Re: tonyperez420]
#6344501 - 12/07/06 12:51 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Re: My girlfreind just broke up with me [Re: blink]
#6344666 - 12/07/06 01:51 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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women are stupid fuckers.
None of the cunts have any ambition in life. Every girl that does have ambition is frigid.
I want to cull the motherfuckers. FLESHLIGHT FTW.
(yah my g/f just pissed me off, shes been flashing random strangers her goods... and then makes a point of telling me about it.)
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Re: My girlfreind just broke up with me [Re: Dexter_Morgan]
#6344671 - 12/07/06 01:54 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Gotta take the good with the bad.
Smile with the sad.
Love what you got, and remember what you had.
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Re: My girlfreind just broke up with me [Re: TYL3R]
#6344733 - 12/07/06 02:17 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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I broke up with my girlfriend of 2 years because she would make me feel guilty about being who I am. Mind you 'who I am' is a slacker who doesn't wish to take life seriously, but I would rather be alone then feel bad about who I am (and want to be).
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Re: My girlfreind just broke up with me [Re: K1wI]
#6344758 - 12/07/06 02:24 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Nothing is wrong with a person who has ambition. Conversely, nothing is wrong with a person who doesn't have much ambition. People can live however they want. If you want to work your ass off and be successful...go for it. If you want to be lazy and barely do anything...go for it.
I am very unambitious. The second I hear a woman talking about how she wants to make a bunch of money, drive a luxury car, have 1.5 kids, have a mansion in a nice neighborhood, and be the "envy of the community"....I start running the other way.
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Re: My girlfreind just broke up with me [Re: K1wI]
#6344776 - 12/07/06 02:30 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Im a survior,
she wants a winner
Ive was pretty lucky to survive my childhood suroundings, and have been content with being here now.
I want to be a winner, but my priorities have been survival, which is no longer really an issue (i SURVIVED).
I do need to get my priorities straight, and start working towards something, she is totally right.
I have been too comfortable with just being.
Im a college dropout, not because it was too difficult, because, i did not want to commit to doing a specific thing with my life. I went 3 years, but i was, and still am, NOT impressed with a piece of paper (a degree).
She called me to help her with her homework, She is in a lot more of an advanced program, then my 'Art's and Science' study, and she told me i was smarter than her, and it was killing her.
I do need to be a winner, not just a survivor, but now im broke, have a shitty job, and no GF.
pretty poor timing.
Thanks to everyone that has responded here, I got some chuckles, which is pretty much all i wanted.
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Re: My girlfreind just broke up with me [Re: blink]
#6344850 - 12/07/06 02:58 PM (17 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
blinkidiot said:
Quote:
tonyperez420 said: somebody has low self confidence
needs an ego booster by posting on shroomery
Isn't that true of you just the same?
I dont see how
I am complacent about my life I do not indulge about things
for the poster drshroom.... you just need to find your purpose in life if its growing pot, then be it if its mushshroom cultivating... grow tonnes! find what you do best and what makes you happy
AND don't not let some random chick screw with your head and make you feel less important
It is the indulging of the "internal dialouge" thats fucking you up, and your doing it to yourself
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