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OfflineNewbieS
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Re: New teacher is too hot for my own good... [Re: DeathCompany]
    #6341005 - 12/06/06 03:23 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

She wasn't interested.  :shrug:


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Re: New teacher is too hot for my own good... [Re: Newbie]
    #6341070 - 12/06/06 03:49 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Get your dick out in class. Guarenteed action.

PS How old are you? And her?


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Re: New teacher is too hot for my own good... [Re: mr_kite]
    #6341079 - 12/06/06 03:52 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

You should go for extra help and touch her boobie with a feather.


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Re: New teacher is too hot for my own good... [Re: Newbie]
    #6341211 - 12/06/06 04:35 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Act up, maybe she'll ask you to stay after class.


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Re: New teacher is too hot for my own good... [Re: Cowgold]
    #6342454 - 12/06/06 09:35 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

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Cowgold said:
Act up, maybe she'll ask you to stay after class.




I like that suggestion, actually. :laugh:

Anyway I'm 21 in a few weeks, she can't be a day over 26.  She could be even younger...I mean DAMN she looks stoned too, and not by redness...you know when you're high your eyes are half closed yet the eyeball seems to move down too?  She's got those kind of eyes with the perfect teeth, nice full lips, maybe a B+, C cup size.  She sits on the front table like she's posing for a pic...:lol:  Damn...how far can you compliment a teacher before it gets weird and she files sexual harassment charges?  LOL I mean I definitely get that vibe from her that she's cool with stuff like that but hell it's only day 2.


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Re: New teacher is too hot for my own good... [Re: Newbie]
    #6342688 - 12/06/06 10:29 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Nail her down with a genuine compliment. Not the lame ass shit, "Oh you're pretty". Tell her something small... Then tell her you're doing it for a good grade, haha. It'll keep her thinking, "was he serious?" Either way she'll have fun with it. Everyone likes a good boost and she'll most likely entertain it.


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Re: New teacher is too hot for my own good... [Re: Cowgold]
    #6343217 - 12/07/06 01:51 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

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Cowgold said:
Act up, maybe she'll ask you to stay after class.




Yeah, thats a good idea. i think this worked in a video i saw one time.


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Re: New teacher is too hot for my own good... [Re: darkstar45]
    #6343234 - 12/07/06 02:11 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

rofl.

"you've been a bad, bad boy!"


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Re: New teacher is too hot for my own good... [Re: darkstar45]
    #6343563 - 12/07/06 07:43 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

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darkstar45 said:
Quote:

Cowgold said:
Act up, maybe she'll ask you to stay after class.




Yeah, thats a good idea. i think this worked in a video i saw one time.




:whacker:


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Re: New teacher is too hot for my own good... [Re: Cowgold]
    #6343654 - 12/07/06 08:16 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

1. Write WANNA on your right eyelid, in reverse.
2. Write FUCK? on your left eyelid, in reverse.
3. Sit up front and wear some nice cologne and comb your hair and shit.
4. Keep winking at her, and closing your eyes while sliding your tongue along your upper lip, sensuously.

She'll probably leave a puddle on her chair. :smile:


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