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Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me
#6324902 - 12/01/06 04:19 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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I think she liked me in HS. we were lab partners in class (cause I failed science 2 years in a row and was with the sped sophmores when i was a senior lol)
Anyways now shes not quite as fat and still got the big tittys. And she always had a cute face.
She commented on me before and I am gonna tap that for sure.
Yea dudes.
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: Hitman203]
#6324912 - 12/01/06 04:21 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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Do it dude. Don't tell nobody but do it. Remember: "Fat chics are like mopeds. They're a lot of fun until one of your friends catches you ridin' one."
Edited by Newbie (12/01/06 04:22 PM)
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: Hitman203]
#6324915 - 12/01/06 04:21 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: Hitman203]
#6324921 - 12/01/06 04:22 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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Little extra cushion can't hurt . Are there pics on her page? You should post the link up.
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: eris]
#6324932 - 12/01/06 04:24 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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yah cushion is good ..to a degree.
dont forget to supply us with the video and pics torrent
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: Hitman203]
#6324937 - 12/01/06 04:26 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: Cepheus]
#6324939 - 12/01/06 04:27 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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Two Words: Use Rubber. My buddy, H, since you'll make fun of his actual name, well H might have Hep and another one. FEAR! FEAR
hahahhaa you're gonna fuck a fat chick hahahha
*edit* er sorry
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: Hitman203]
#6324990 - 12/01/06 04:43 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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I really don't like you.
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: Konnrade]
#6324994 - 12/01/06 04:44 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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Me?
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: Vvellum]
#6325043 - 12/01/06 05:06 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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Link?
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: Konnrade]
#6325316 - 12/01/06 06:46 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: Hitman203]
#6325369 - 12/01/06 07:12 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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go for it just remmeber to buy rubbers and flower to roll her in then aim for the wet spot
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: barfightlard]
#6325429 - 12/01/06 07:31 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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Fat chicks aren't all that bad if they're appreciative and they know how to cook which they usually do.
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: capliberty]
#6325528 - 12/01/06 08:03 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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Pictures god damnit
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: DeathCompany]
#6325546 - 12/01/06 08:12 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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Ewwwwww, man. Thats so nasty. I would never, lol. But this is some funny shit.
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Konnrade said: I really don't like you.
Sometimes I wonder if he's serious about all of this.
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: Redstorm]
#6325742 - 12/01/06 09:29 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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You kown you won't to part that sea of fat.
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: Redstorm]
#6325787 - 12/01/06 09:46 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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Redstorm said:
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Penguarky Tunguin said:
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Konnrade said: I really don't like you.
Sometimes I wonder if he's serious about all of this.
Sometimes I wonder who's puppet he is...
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Konnrade said: I really don't like you.
Sometimes I wonder if he's serious about all of this.
Sometimes I wonder who's puppet he is...
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: Darkcloud]
#6325822 - 12/01/06 10:02 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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Fat chicks try to screw better in order to compensate. Somehow evil but true.
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: Darkcloud]
#6325893 - 12/01/06 10:41 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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Konnrade said: I really don't like you.
Sometimes I wonder if he's serious about all of this.
Sometimes I wonder who's puppet he is...
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: Konnrade]
#6325911 - 12/01/06 10:48 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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hahahaa, you only live once! You just stick it in, slap her ass once; and lean back and let the wave of of fat from the after shock from the slap do the rest! You guys make me sick, and so do I
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: euphoricpoison]
#6325938 - 12/01/06 11:01 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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HAHAHA, i am still pointed after i confessed i was with fat girl all I can say in my defense is that i was drunk. I ll blame the booze. Not saying that i have something against them but not my type in that matter.
Yes someone said they cook good, its true i have a couple of friends in their teens ( size of clothes), and these ladies are amazing cooks.
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: learning_byte]
#6325950 - 12/01/06 11:04 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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hey even if she's got a few extra pounds she's willing to let you seduce her and hey it's some free ass ain't it?! yay for free ass!
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: Hitman203]
#6325985 - 12/01/06 11:17 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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hit it!
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: stoneage]
#6326001 - 12/01/06 11:23 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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hahaa, I need some ass soon! I haven't been laid since the summer, but kinda just gave up until I get my license back. Drinking and driving was the dumbest thing I ever did. I get it back in three months, but haven't driven in 2 years. Its hard to meet girls when you have no car. I hope I never get reduced to banging my high school lab partner that I found on myspace, hahaha. Let me know how it goes though, I was rapped by a fat girl in 12 grade, I was shit faced an she took me up stairs and banged me an them my friends came 10 min alter took her off and I ended up walking around naked. Lol, my girlfriend at the time was pist and almost dumped me.
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: euphoricpoison]
#6326062 - 12/01/06 11:57 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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euphoricpoison said: hahaa, I need some ass soon! I haven't been laid since the summer, but kinda just gave up until I get my license back. Drinking and driving was the dumbest thing I ever did. I get it back in three months, but haven't driven in 2 years. Its hard to meet girls when you have no car. I hope I never get reduced to banging my high school lab partner that I found on myspace, hahaha. Let me know how it goes though, I was rapped by a fat girl in 12 grade, I was shit faced an she took me up stairs and banged me an them my friends came 10 min alter took her off and I ended up walking around naked. Lol, my girlfriend at the time was pist and almost dumped me.
wtf, your girl was cool with you fucking a fatty, wow, she's pretty forgiving, I remember I let this fatty blow me, it was co, lol, she gave everyone a blow that was cruisin with me that night,
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: capliberty]
#6326087 - 12/02/06 12:10 AM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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lol, nah, she almost dumped me we were together for a week then the day I asked her out, we banged an her mom had to get her the morning after pill so her parents made her stay home the night I got rapped. The next morning I wake up and tell my brother I had a weird ass dream and he tells me, it wasn't a dream you were rapped by that girl, and you walked past dad naked. Like I really was rapped, my friends brought me up to my room cuz I was drunk and passed out and 10 min later they find this girl Jenna on me, she was hot for a fat girl to and also drunk but not passed out like I was. I'm surprised she took me back, but we broke up 2 years later. Lol, I herd fat girls give the best head. Why? B/C they have to!
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: Hitman203]
#6326179 - 12/02/06 01:05 AM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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man i dont think you understand, WE NEED PICS!!!!
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: Hitman203]
#6326195 - 12/02/06 01:12 AM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics pics
oh, uhm, btw...: pics?
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: eligal]
#6326281 - 12/02/06 01:45 AM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah, because it might be MORE than just a few 'extra pounds' of baggage. It could be a full trunk and entire freakin' car full.
Could mean:
Or:
Who knows...
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: Maverick]
#6326282 - 12/02/06 01:45 AM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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well that top one's still kinda fat, I could fit inside that.
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: Maverick]
#6326299 - 12/02/06 01:58 AM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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I might go for someone like the top one... on the right... if I was drunk.
Anyone notably larger than that, and I wouldn't even be able to get an erection. My brain is hardwired to loathe the fatties.
Makes sense, since I'm a twig.
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: Konnrade]
#6326795 - 12/02/06 10:15 AM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah Same Konnrade. Those girls have to weigh in around 200lb, I only weigh 145lb or around there. I'd get snapped. She's all riding you and *snap* aaww! Crap, oh my back, aww, wait... oh god the pain... *stands up* ooooooh!!! god get me to a chiropractor, I think my back is broken! *finds out that 3 discs were just crushed*
A little over exaggerated, but how else can you explain it?
Nothing against fat girls, just, it's true. But the weirdest thing is, when I lived in an apartment, there was a guy skinnier than me dating a girl as fat as the girl in the bottom pick. They went to the hottub and made out and talked about their sexual adventures. It was pretty foul.
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: Maverick]
#6327529 - 12/02/06 02:41 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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some people dig the fatties. i sure don't. and i don't think i would have to resort to fat ass. i guess there are good things about being a woman
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: Konnrade]
#6327568 - 12/02/06 02:53 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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Konnrade said: I might go for someone like the top one... on the right... if I was drunk.
Anyone notably larger than that, and I wouldn't even be able to get an erection. My brain is hardwired to loathe the fatties.
Makes sense, since I'm a twig.
I hear ya man.
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: surf rat]
#6327607 - 12/02/06 03:03 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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Even drunk, I'd probably look for something that could fit in my camry.
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: Hitman203]
#6327615 - 12/02/06 03:08 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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ATM it multiple times and post the video.
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: Hitman203]
#6327617 - 12/02/06 03:09 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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Here's a rule. If she has to put the seat back on the passenger side further than I do on the drivers side (and I've got a steering wheel in the way), she's a bit too much of a fattie.
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: Maverick]
#6327620 - 12/02/06 03:10 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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fuck that, there's no rules. the only closest thing to a rule i can think of is the bigger they come, the more hard liquor you have to chug before sex.
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: array]
#6327634 - 12/02/06 03:14 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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Array, no there's a point where I'll pass out before she's even pretty...
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: array]
#6327639 - 12/02/06 03:16 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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ha, thats great!
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: Maverick]
#6327642 - 12/02/06 03:19 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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i guess i have low standards, LOL.
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: array]
#6327647 - 12/02/06 03:21 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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yeah I guess...
j/k
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: Maverick]
#6327663 - 12/02/06 03:28 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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no need to joke, i dont care. i'm a slob and proud. hahaha
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Re: Chubby girl from High school Myspaced me [Re: array]
#6327689 - 12/02/06 03:37 PM (17 years, 3 months ago) |
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