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Re: I got the job! [Re: kintos]
#6281396 - 11/14/06 02:56 AM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah I'm planning on a gallon of cranberry juice and a lots of water today, then taking the supplement 3 hours before the test. I haven't smoked since yesterday morning and I don't plan to until this shit's over
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Re: I got the job! [Re: Newbie]
#6281399 - 11/14/06 02:58 AM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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what was that excepted question the guy asked you in the 2nd interview?
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Re: I got the job! [Re: Toddo]
#6281568 - 11/14/06 07:27 AM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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He began with "If you could be any cartoon character who would you be and why?"
I answered (which I regret now that I look at it): I would be Homer Simpson. No matter what kind of trouble he finds himself in, he always manages to make everything ok in the end. That kind of makes it look like I want to get away with as much as possible without getting reprimanded, but whatever...I was on the spot Looking back I should have answered Stewie Griffin. I would have said "Having that much knowledge at such a young age would be a huge benefit."
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Re: I got a blowjob! [Re: Newbie]
#6281623 - 11/14/06 08:00 AM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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gratz on the job
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Re: I got the job! [Re: goobler]
#6283057 - 11/14/06 04:03 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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Thanks for the love everyone. I'm still drinking cranberry/pomegranate juice like it's beer and I've been weed free for a measly 2 days. I plan to duck out of work early to go take this test. My dad's friend told me I have a 5 hour window with this stuff, so I plan to take it around 7am, leave work and go to the facility at 10, then hopefully that accommodates any waiting time I may have. I hope I pass this shit, I mean it's guaranteed and the girl at GNC said customers who bought it always come back for it when they need it again. Wish me luck, this is the deciding factor in all of this.
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Re: I got the job! [Re: Newbie]
#6284969 - 11/15/06 04:58 AM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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Well today's test day; I'm downing this concoction in T-1:00, wish me luck! I'm still nervous even though everyone said it's guaranteed...I've been smoking some of the finest headies daily for the better part of a year so it'd be a miracle. Oh well, I can't wait to smoke the post-test bong. Mmmm still packed half way from the other day.
On a side note, I'm completely sick of cranberry juice now. Way too tangy.
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Re: I got the job! [Re: Newbie]
#6285005 - 11/15/06 05:28 AM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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Cannabis is no learning obstacle dammit! , and most of all GOOD LUCK
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Good luck newbie! I sure hope you test goes well in your favor
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I downed the 4 pills and drink at 7:41am, and began drinking crazy amounts of water. I must have had 3 or 4 liters; I literally pissed a good long piss every 15 minutes. At 11:15am I arrived at the place and they led me to the testing room. The guy let me piss right away so I grabbed the cup and followed him into the bathroom. I told me to put all items in my pocket into this lock box, lift my shirt up, and spin around. He checked my belt loops and shit and when he was satisfiedhe told me how much he needed, and if I needed to go in the toilet not to flush when i was done and not to use the water. I gave him half of a cup and was on my way. I grabbed my stuff from the box, signed some papers and he let me go.
It had a little yellow to it so it didn't look like complete water, and the blue shit he had in the toilet didn't do anything when I pissed in it so I guess so far so good lol. I guess I'll know when they call me back!
Edited by Newbie (11/15/06 09:59 AM)
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Re: I got the job! [Re: Newbie]
#6287057 - 11/15/06 06:44 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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there is only one thing i HATE about working in retail stores theres days and that is filling out those HUGE ASS Electronic hiring machines. I HATE THAT SHIT, its sooo annoying and having to answer all those bs questions. Like would u steal from this store and crap... like wtf.
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Yeah they ask the same basic 5 questions 100 different ways.
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Re: I got the job! [Re: Newbie]
#6293433 - 11/17/06 09:56 AM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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I passed the piss test! Fuck yes this is awesome. Holy shit I smoke a lot of pot. That Omni stuff saved my job
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Re: I got the job! [Re: Newbie]
#6294386 - 11/17/06 04:10 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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I failed a drug test yesterday for THC... I stopped smoking on Monday (3 days). I did nothing to try to prevent a positive result so I'm not surprised. I'll take another test in 10 days. I'd rather try to buck the system with a detox drink, but quitting isn't so bad either.
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Re: I got the job! [Re: Nashbar]
#6294555 - 11/17/06 05:06 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah but I think it's highly unfair to have a pre-employment screening. If I was good enough to answer all of the questions in their favor, and make it through the application process and 2 interviews, that should be sufficient for them. They don't need to know what do in my personal life (even if I'm high at work, if there's not a problem, don't start one, ya know?). I'm happy I cheated it, it's another +1 to the non-stereotypical potheads out there.
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Re: I got the job! [Re: Newbie]
#6294582 - 11/17/06 05:12 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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I agree with you, if it ain't broken don't fix it.
Anyway, good work.
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Re: I got the job! [Re: Jadian]
#6294706 - 11/17/06 05:40 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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so what about a background check for criminal history?
I think I'm fucked, my friend's possession ticket didn't get found by a background check... I still think I'm fucked
I checked "no" for the misdemeanor/felony convictions
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Re: I got the job! [Re: Newbie]
#6294711 - 11/17/06 05:42 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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PS - good work on passing, I'm pretty sure I'll still go through some detox protocol next time, just in case, contingent on my background check
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Re: I got the job! [Re: Newbie]
#6294911 - 11/17/06 06:36 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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congrats...best buy is a great cushy job--lots of socializing going on and I bet you will meet at least one other pothead working there. I also think it is mandatory you hotbox the geek squad beetle.
I bet you would have been fine just with the cranberry juice and lots of water the day before and of your pee test. Thats is my method and I've passed every employment pee test I've taken (probably around 10 or so).
The 20$ drinks at head shops and GNC are a rip off unless you are fat, IMO
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I paid $50 for this one and I'll spend it again. I am so grateful for that shit I can't believe I passed though, I'm actually really surprised.
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