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 Re: How to move a heavy sleeper?  [Re: eligal]
#6264861 - 11/09/06 10:26 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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drop his ass off the bed?
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 twistedninja
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Re: How to move a heavy sleeper? [Re: array]
#6265027 - 11/09/06 11:17 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
array said:
friend of mine gets up and does crazy shit in his sleep and cant remember it.
he owns guns/weapons too. a few times he has found the guns laying in different places, things moved around, things broken, when he wakes up.
I popped like 3 ambien's one night and about 4am my dogs start going apeshit for no reason so I jump up and run outside w/ my gun in my hand (I didn't remember any of this my wife told me the next morning) but yea that was only once. I have several guns around my room only 2 stay loaded my pistol for protection and my sks stays loaded for reasons unknown. That was the only time anything like that has ever happened but I was paranoid around that time for a reason.
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ohmatic
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Re: How to move a heavy sleeper? [Re: twistedninja]
#6265105 - 11/09/06 11:38 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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great you got loaded guns, so you can shoot someone, just in case ? ..
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eligal
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Re: How to move a heavy sleeper? [Re: eligal]
#6265122 - 11/09/06 11:42 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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The man has been moved!!
I shook him, yelled, then sat down and grumbled to myself "man, move over a little..." And after saying that he rolled over... 
and yes I had to move him so that I could sleep next to him... 
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ohmatic
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Re: How to move a heavy sleeper? [Re: eligal]
#6265157 - 11/09/06 11:50 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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why didnt u just crash out on a couch or something ?
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eligal
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Re: How to move a heavy sleeper? [Re: ohmatic]
#6265181 - 11/09/06 11:57 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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cause i dont have a couch
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ohmatic
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Re: How to move a heavy sleeper? [Re: eligal]
#6265221 - 11/09/06 12:05 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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ok that makes sense 
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mndfreeze  
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Re: How to move a heavy sleeper? [Re: eligal]
#6265226 - 11/09/06 12:07 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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did you molest him once you got comfy?
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eligal
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Re: How to move a heavy sleeper? [Re: mndfreeze]
#6265269 - 11/09/06 12:21 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I did 
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"tactik said:
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ohmatic
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Re: How to move a heavy sleeper? [Re: eligal]
#6265304 - 11/09/06 12:30 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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details !
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array
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Re: How to move a heavy sleeper? [Re: eligal]
#6265310 - 11/09/06 12:31 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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how could you let such a moment happen without a video camera nearby, recording for our enjoyment?
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eligal
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Re: How to move a heavy sleeper? [Re: array]
#6266149 - 11/09/06 04:45 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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who said a video camera wasnt near by?
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"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"
"tactik said:
respect the can."
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DocPsilocybin
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Re: How to move a heavy sleeper? [Re: eligal]
#6266320 - 11/09/06 05:36 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Best way to wake a guy up is with some unexpected felatio. Mmmmm 
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EndlessNameless
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Re: How to move a heavy sleeper? [Re: eligal]
#6266324 - 11/09/06 05:39 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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For transporation for long distances, roll up in carpet, carry with friend to trunk and drive
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Re: How to move a heavy sleeper? [Re: DocPsilocybin]
#6266641 - 11/09/06 07:06 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
DocPsilocybin said:
Best way to wake a guy up is with some unexpected felatio. Mmmmm
I will forever remember my ex for doing that to me. I told her that that would be one of the best things to ever happen, waking up to my dick being sucked, and blow and behold one morning I woke up with morning wood, and 2 minutes left on the countdown. 
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GrEEniE
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Re: How to move a heavy sleeper? [Re: DocPsilocybin]
#6267006 - 11/09/06 08:44 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
DocPsilocybin said:
Best way to wake a guy up is with some unexpected felatio. Mmmmm
I was gonna say this method would probably work the best. He would wake very happily, too, not swinging!
Aw, guys, they love to have their dick sucked on!
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