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SneezingPenis
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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: rawtoxic]
#6266577 - 11/09/06 06:45 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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For me it is a tie between "Red Dawn" and "A league of extraordinary gentleman".
Also, one that might cause some outrage in a few people here.... "Garden State"..... cheesy romantic comedy crap that for some reason people think is the most brilliant movie ever.
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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: SneezingPenis]
#6266583 - 11/09/06 06:47 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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4. "Bowling for Columbine" (by Micheal Moore)
A piece of ideological garbage by a hack Left-Wing propagandist.
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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#6266676 - 11/09/06 07:15 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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I Spit on Your Grave wierd movie...
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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: SneezingPenis]
#6266732 - 11/09/06 07:27 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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how can you not like red dawn? you sound like a damn communist to me!
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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
#6266808 - 11/09/06 07:45 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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Death Race2000. It was so bad that it was good.
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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: Asante]
#6266871 - 11/09/06 08:03 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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House of the dead.
By far, the worst movie I have ever seen.
Game was fucking fantastic, movie, dear god, I'd chop off my right arm if I would have to see that again.
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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: drtyfrnk]
#6266884 - 11/09/06 08:09 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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Saw 3
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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: Asante]
#6266885 - 11/09/06 08:09 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/woman_her_men_and_her_futon/
A woman, her men, and her futon. Hands down the worst. So astonishingly bad, I could not turn it off. I could not believe that it managed to be so terrible, without being the least bit funny. I was amazed that a movie with so much skin could avoid being even slightly sexy. Truly the pinnacle of movie mediocrity.
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SneezingPenis
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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
#6266901 - 11/09/06 08:18 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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JonnyOnTheSpot said: how can you not like red dawn? you sound like a damn communist to me!
WOLVERINES!!!
I saw that movie when I was pretty young, and even then I was shocked that someone really thought it would be a good plot to have the russians and cubans storm a Dakota high school, in the spring, while wearing artic gear..... as their primary attack.... oh and then our government only sends one helicopter which blows up a tank.
Also, jennifer grey would have been gang banged the first night they were up in the mountains.
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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: SneezingPenis]
#6266914 - 11/09/06 08:22 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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Those movies that go on the shelves at blockbuster shortly and usualy suck so bad. I remember one with two clowns who would operate on people they caught very akwardly, but SFX in the movie sucked so bad it was almost a comedy though it literally wanted to be a horror film. Tch.
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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: Asante]
#6266933 - 11/09/06 08:27 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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Tombraider.. the only movie that made me want to catch some sleep in the movie theatre.
The Fog (the newer version) was free and I actually shut it off 30-45 minutes into it. I was going to shut it off 20 minutes in, but I was giving it a little more of a chance. It was insulting my intelligence.
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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: Bowers]
#6266942 - 11/09/06 08:28 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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oh just thought of 3 more.. House of 1000 corpses, Saw, & Saw 2 ( I only seen the second one cuz my bf wanted to watch it. I refuse to ever watch Saw 3.
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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: Bowers]
#6266953 - 11/09/06 08:31 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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I agree to that. I hated both SAW movies. Didnt scare me and the point of the movie sucked. I mean that old man is taking life for granted by playing with other peoples' lives. He's bent on teaching something ridiclous.
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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: Muppet69_420]
#6266973 - 11/09/06 08:36 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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acting (like most horror movies) SUCKED.. and that guy that was "dead" in the middle of the floor the whole movie of Saw 1, I knew he wasn't dead the whole time. And I was sooo pumped to see this gore that everyone was talking about.. sucked. And the second one was even more retarded.
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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: Muppet69_420]
#6266978 - 11/09/06 08:37 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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War of the worlds
Aeon flux (the show was one of the best animated shows I have ever seen)
Garden state=garbage
All of the Scary Movies
a shitty independent french film called The swiming pool
any movie with vin diesel
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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: Bowers]
#6266980 - 11/09/06 08:38 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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I didnt like the saw movies either.
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Nobody has seen 'The Stupids' staring Tom Arnold http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117768/ The Stupids (1996) Directed by John Landis Writing credits James Marshall (characters) and Harry Allard (characters) ... Genre: Comedy / Adventure (more) Tagline: Tom Arnold is Stupid - (Stanley Stupid) (more) Plot Outline: An incredibly dull-witted family unknowingly stumble upon an illegal weapons deal while on the trail of their "stolen" garbage. User Comments: Good Lloyd User Rating: ****______ 3.8/10 (2,040 votes)
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Memorable Quotes from The Stupids (1996) Gas Station Attendant: Sir, did you know there's a hole in your gas tank. Stanley Stupid: That's how you get the gas in there. Stanley Stupid: Be on the look out for anything suspicious. Buster Stupid: Dad, they're putting make-up on men in there. Stanley Stupid: Bull's eye. Buster Stupid: What if we formed our own army? Petunia Stupid: Then we'd have to form our own country. Joan Stupid: We could call it Stupidia. Joan Stupid: Oh dear I left the garbage out over night. Stanley Stupid: [looking inside cans] Oh no. Someone's stolen our garbage again. [thinking they've died and gone to Heaven] Stanley: Hail to thee, Oh Lord. The Lloyd: Actually, it's pronounced 'Lloyd'. Stanley: [to Petunia] All these years we've been saying it wrong. Joan Stupid: Note to self: must buy hand held tape recorder. Then I will no longer be speaking into the garage door opener. [Stanley tries to start it using an invisible key] Stanley Stupid: The car won't start. Buster Stupid: Maybe the battery is dead. Joan Stupid: It was perfectly healthy this morning. Joan Stupid: Stanley, you must beware of the Drive B. Stanley Stupid: What's a Drive B? Joan Stupid: We don't know, but whatever error you make with it could be fatal. Stanley Stupid: [notices a bee landing on his steering wheel] What are you doing, you darn bee? Can't you see I'm trying to drive? Oh, my God! The drive bee! [Stanley's car has exploded right when he swatted a bee on it with his shoe] Stanley Stupid: Now that's a well-made shoe. Stanley's Neighbor: Hey Stanley, I haven't seen you much this weekend. What have you been doing? Stanley Stupid: Oh you know, had breakfast, read the paper, saved the world. Joan Stupid: As your president of Stupidia, I appoint Stanley Stupid head of the army. [Stanley who just escaped from the base, raced to the car] Joan Stupid: Your first assignment is to go onto that army base and rescue my husband. Buster Stupid: And rescue our dad. Stanley Stupid: I'm afraid those two will have to wait, we've got to get to a place called Warehouse 21. [When noticing a letter with "Return to Sender" on it] Stanley: Who is this Sender and what is he doing with other people's mail? Evil Sender: [Reading a letter] "If you still love me, Sally, tie a ribbon 'round the old oak tree". I'm afraid the only thing that's going to be hanging from that tree is you, "Bob"! [Throws it into the fire] Charles Sender: No time to talk, I'm afraid. I'm taking over the heads of a dozen foreign countries. Policeman: [on the phone] Hello, is this Mrs. Stupid? Joan Stupid: Yes. Policeman: We have your children here, Ma'am. Joan Stupid: Oh my God, it's true. The police have kidnapped my children! Talk Show Hostess: Have you ever thought that you came from a strange or unusual family? Well, after you meat our guests, you might want to adjust your standards. Talk Show Guest #1: I divorced my wife in order to marry her daughter. Talk Show Guest #2: I married a siamese twin and had an affair with her sister. Talk Show Guest #3: I've been engaged to three of my cousins. Stanley Stupid: I'm, well, to tell you the truth, I'm my own Grandpa. Talk Show Hostess: You're your own Grandpa? Well, for some of us who don't understand this, can you explain? Stanley Stupid: Well, yes. It's quite simple, really. [sings] Stanley Stupid: Many many years ago when I was twenty three/ I was married to a widow who was purdy as can be/ This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red/ My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed/ Stanley Stupid: This made my dad my son in law and changed my very life/ For my daughter was my mother 'cause she was my father's wife/ To complicate the matters even though it brought me joy I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy/ Stanley Stupid: This little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad/ And so became my uncle though it made me very sad/ For if he was my uncle than it also makes him brother/ To the widow's grown-up daughter who of course if my stepmother/ Stanley Stupid: My father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run/ And he became my grandchild 'cause he was my daughter's son/ My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue/ For although she is my wife she is my grandmother too/ Stanley Stupid: If my wife is my grandmother than I am her grandchild/ And every time I think of this it nearly drives me wild/ Talk Show Hostess: has got to be the craziest thing I ever saw Stanley Stupid: As husband to my grandmother I am my own grandpa! [flashback of Lloyd in the Planetarium after one of the guards spits gum on the floor] The Lloyd: Remember: throw your gum in the trash after you get done chewing it. I spend a huge amount of my time cleaning up gum. [flash forward back to Stanley tied to the chair and enraged] Stanley Stupid: In the name of the Lloyd! Stanley Stupid: I'm stuck, I'm caught, I'm trapped! Somebody help me out here! Petunia Stupid: I'm cornered! Stanley Stupid: That's it, I'm cornered! That's the word I'm looking for. Chinese Waiter #2: It's not our battle to fight, Johnson. We have enough trouble getting soy sauce into these tiny packets! Late Night Show Host: [reading off a "cue card", actually a reminder note held by Mrs. Stupid] Give it up to the Fat Guy!
could those jokes be any worse?
The same director as: Animal House (1978), The Blues Brothers (1980), An American Werewolf in London (1981), Thiller(1983), Three Amigos!(1986) Spies Like Us (1985), Coming to America (1988).
just pathedic
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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: Asante]
#6267401 - 11/09/06 10:17 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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I don't remember the name of it. It was some mindless Animal House type movie about some guy who goes to snowboarding school. It's basically one of those movies that has the plot of a porno but with fewer sex scenes. A friend of mine rented the movie based solely on the cover(particularly the bikini-clad women on it).
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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: Silversoul]
#6267407 - 11/09/06 10:23 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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Boondock Saints... Hands down.
Terrible movie
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Re: What's the *worst* movie you ever saw? [Re: WakeboardrB]
#6267414 - 11/09/06 10:24 PM (17 years, 4 months ago) |
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Also, I have to say I didn't much care for The Passion of Christ.
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