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OfflineColbadol
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Re: College sex is overrated.... [Re: Hitman203]
    #6252641 - 11/06/06 06:44 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

it drives me nuts when my buddies back home who didnt go to college come up to me and expect me to have like hundreds of stories pertaining to college sex conquests.
it isnt like that.
grrrrr.
fuck college girls. They all think that theyre the hottest shit in town, yet theyre ALL fat and incapable. Fuck them, and fuck their ego's.
'Freshmen, get em while theyre skinny'
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Re: College sex is overrated.... [Re: Hitman203]
    #6252671 - 11/06/06 07:09 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

You just need to fake being gay and you'll have a lineup around the block.

Before it got around to everyone on rez that I was a homo, I'd have girls hitting on me / trying to pick me up all the time, and even caused a cat-fight or two.

Then, once they found out I was gay they all wanted to me by friend :P Only downside to that, is for some reason they all assumed just because I was gay, I liked going shopping or had good fashion advice, which wasnt the case.


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Re: College sex is overrated.... [Re: kaniz]
    #6252904 - 11/06/06 09:33 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

problemis that there are waaaayyyy too many drunken straight men calling em 'hawt' with no sincerity but just to get in their pants.

if you dont do that, you suddenly become interstingly different...and gay.


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Re: College sex is overrated.... [Re: Colbadol]
    #6252908 - 11/06/06 09:36 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

yah, college girls suck. esp the ones that are here for the partys. drop out. and then live close to campus because they 'love the party life'


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Re: College sex is overrated.... [Re: memes]
    #6252912 - 11/06/06 09:37 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

'beer sluts' i call em.


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Re: College sex is overrated.... [Re: Colbadol]
    #6252917 - 11/06/06 09:39 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

OKay all this generalization but there has to be some COOL college girls. I just need to look in the right places. Coffee shops or some shit ha.


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Re: College sex is overrated.... [Re: Tangerines]
    #6252931 - 11/06/06 09:46 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

nah, there are the girls who dont really care, then there are the very prude girls who go to church every sunday and will never have sex til marriage.

But the generalization is about the age-group. Remember that old relationships thread a while back? It summed up this age-group in that guys have all the sex drive while girls' sex drive is kind of low but theyre all gorgeous. A couple years down the line when girls' sex drives ramp up and they arent as pretty really shifts the power back in to the guys' hands.
:thumbup:
can you wait? im in no hurry.


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Re: College sex is overrated.... [Re: Colbadol]
    #6252939 - 11/06/06 09:49 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Colbadol said:
nah, there are the girls who dont really care, then there are the very prude girls who go to church every sunday and will never have sex til marriage.

But the generalization is about the age-group. Remember that old relationships thread a while back? It summed up this age-group in that guys have all the sex drive while girls' sex drive is kind of low but theyre all gorgeous. A couple years down the line when girls' sex drives ramp up and they arent as pretty really shifts the power back in to the guys' hands.
:thumbup:
can you wait? im in no hurry.




works out good for me..im 23 and my girl is 27


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Re: College sex is overrated.... [Re: Hitman203]
    #6252965 - 11/06/06 09:59 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

If I could summarize this whole post in one word... it would be SAD.

All you have to do is talk to girls. Talk to all of them, ugly, fat, short, white, black, green, whatever, it doesn't matter. Just say hi, ask something about them.

I'm not interested in getting laid here at college. I have a girlfriend back home who's coming down here in a few more months and I don't mind waiting. In the meantime, just trying to be friends with girls after clearly explaining my situation, I still have to try not to have sex, because girls keep wanting to hang out or invite themselves over.

JUST TALK TO THEM.


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Re: College sex is overrated.... [Re: ToTheExtreme, LOL]
    #6256186 - 11/07/06 02:04 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

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slissbox said:
I don't get angry, but I do like to (very inappropriately) hit on my best friends.  I think when I get blackout drunk my ego gets super-inflated and I get super arrogant, according to my friends' vivid anecdotes. :faded:




Once, on an adventure with alchohol and a bit of zopiclone mixed in, I hit on my friend's sister, while she was trying to sleep, with a friend of hers also in the room trying to sleep.



And from the sounds of it you guys must all go to European colleges, coz



:grin:




"Some guys get all the luck."

:laugh:


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Re: College sex is overrated.... [Re: Jadian]
    #6256282 - 11/07/06 03:00 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

i concur. =)

be sociable. talk to ALL females. be nice, make'm laugh.
1st impression is everything.
be confident in yourself. it'll show.

even though you would never bang a subpar chick,
those chicks do have hot bangable g/f's & women love to talk.
if women were paid to chat, they'd be millionaires.

to the dudes that dont dig 'small talk',
sorry fellas. chicks need that shit.
they need that shit to feel comfortable with eventually hangin with you.
you can speal all your weirdness/smartness/geek talks
for later when you've successfully hooked her attention.


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OfflineHitman203
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Re: College sex is overrated.... [Re: 40oz]
    #6256961 - 11/07/06 10:43 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

yea dog i agree with that. I see people try to talk about serious shit within like 5 minutes of meeting a chick. thats no fun


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