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InvisibleCow Shit Collector
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Best Quotes ever:
    #621616 - 04/28/02 06:50 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

"You must be the change
you wish to see in the world."

Mahatma Gandhi



Whats your favorite quote??


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Anonymous

Re: Best Quotes ever: [Re: Cow Shit Collector]
    #621622 - 04/28/02 06:55 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

we've done this thread already, but...

"time is not the killer, we are the killers of time" ~Smack!

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InvisibletheOM
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Re: Best Quotes ever: [Re: Cow Shit Collector]
    #621643 - 04/28/02 07:21 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

"A witty saying proves nothing."

Voltaire




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InvisibletheOM
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Re: Best Quotes ever: [Re: theOM]
    #621651 - 04/28/02 07:30 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

Mahatma Gandhi, when asked what he thought of Western civilization

"I think it would be a good idea."


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OfflineTheShroomHermit
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Re: Best Quotes ever: [Re: Cow Shit Collector]
    #621659 - 04/28/02 07:41 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

" This thread is should be retired before someone gets hurt "

TheShroomHermit, 4.28.2002, on the summit of mt. fujikoro

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Offlinebedetached
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Re: Best Quotes ever: [Re: TheShroomHermit]
    #621718 - 04/28/02 09:00 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

i think this isnt the place for this, but fuck it

Too lazy to be ambitious,
I let the world take care of itself.
Ten days' worth of rice in my bag;
a bundle of twigs by the fireplace.
Why chatter about delusion and enlightenment?
Listening to the night rain on my roof,
I sit comfortably, with both legs stretched out.
---Ryokan


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Best Quotes ever: [Re: Cow Shit Collector]
    #621733 - 04/28/02 09:11 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

"Father, why hast thou forsaken me?"
Jesus (displaying his lack of faith and fear of death)


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Re: Best Quotes ever: [Re: Swami]
    #621752 - 04/28/02 09:38 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

Jesus was always foretold to say this also, was'nt he? Someone wrote about it 1000 years before he said it.

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InvisibleLallafa
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Re: Best Quotes ever: [Re: nugsarenice]
    #621796 - 04/28/02 10:48 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

z


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Edited by Lallafa (02/26/10 10:53 AM)

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InvisibleLallafa
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Re: Best Quotes ever: [Re: Lallafa]
    #621798 - 04/28/02 10:50 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

z

Edited by Lallafa (02/26/10 10:53 AM)

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InvisibleLallafa
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Re: Best Quotes ever: [Re: Cow Shit Collector]
    #621802 - 04/28/02 10:52 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

more hip hop concerning religion:

its when im watching the news, and my daughter walks in and asks "why are all those people lying on the floor covered in red"
i told her, "its because they were looking for god, but found religion instead"

souls of mischief- freestyle 98


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Anonymous

Re: Best Quotes ever: [Re: Cow Shit Collector]
    #622076 - 04/29/02 08:42 AM (22 years, 4 months ago)

Christianity was from the beginning, essentially and fundamentally, life's nausea and disgust with life, merely concealed behind, masked by, dressed up as, faith in "another" or "better" life.

Nietzsche


~K~

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Anonymous

Re: Best Quotes ever: [Re: ]
    #622133 - 04/29/02 10:29 AM (22 years, 4 months ago)


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Re: Best Quotes ever: [Re: ]
    #622623 - 04/29/02 09:08 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

" if you can't have it all then what do they REALLY have? "

cHeMiCaLbLuE

Seem as how how were on the topic of religion i will have my go at it. If you pray to the so called Jesus, then he can't hear you because he can't understand our language, lol.



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Anonymous

Re: Best Quotes ever: [Re: cHeMiCaLbLuE]
    #622629 - 04/29/02 09:16 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

the language of jesus is far beyond words...

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Re: Best Quotes ever: [Re: Anonymous]
    #622646 - 04/29/02 09:55 PM (22 years, 4 months ago)

just a joke, you wanna here my beliefs?

neutrality, neither for nor against, neither belief or no belief, only watching.


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insanity with a plan, a plan to stop exercising truth as compared to breathing thin air, but to experience truth as all there is to experience, for what do i not already have that exsists? All i can do is enjoy the ride.

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Re: Best Quotes ever: [Re: cHeMiCaLbLuE]
    #681610 - 06/16/02 07:37 AM (22 years, 3 months ago)

"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."

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Re: Best Quotes ever: [Re: Cow Shit Collector]
    #681637 - 06/16/02 07:48 AM (22 years, 3 months ago)

"I've fallen in love with you."
- the woman who became my wife

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OfflinePsilocybicMind
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Re: Best Quotes ever: [Re: ]
    #681720 - 06/16/02 08:44 AM (22 years, 3 months ago)

whoa- bad ass quoate-- is it yours?


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Anonymous

Re: Best Quotes ever: [Re: Cow Shit Collector]
    #682175 - 06/16/02 02:08 PM (22 years, 3 months ago)

"Hell IS People." J.P. Sartre
-OoD

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Re: Best Quotes ever: [Re: Cow Shit Collector]
    #682203 - 06/16/02 02:15 PM (22 years, 3 months ago)

"it is the Truth that frees, not your effort to be free."

"in the perception of the false, there is Truth."

~Krishnamurti

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InvisibleSclorch
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Re: Best Quotes ever: [Re: WitheredAway]
    #684781 - 06/17/02 06:59 PM (22 years, 3 months ago)

WitheredAway: "Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
That's Robin Williams.... hehehe, he has to be a stoner.


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Anonymous

Re: Best Quotes ever: [Re: Cow Shit Collector]
    #684824 - 06/17/02 07:34 PM (22 years, 3 months ago)


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Re: Best Quotes ever: [Re: Cow Shit Collector]
    #684826 - 06/17/02 07:35 PM (22 years, 3 months ago)

Do you know what makes one a Master, an angel or saint? It is not the absence of challenge but the right reaction to challenge that makes us masters of our human existence. If we act using what we know is right, unconditionally in light of hard challenges, that is mastery.
- The late Bruce Lee

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Re: Best Quotes ever: [Re: ]
    #685412 - 06/18/02 06:34 AM (22 years, 3 months ago)

"Better Starve Free than be a Fat Slave"
Aesop.

Yeah the fable writing aesop. who knew he was such a freak??

And

"That which Does Not Kill me Makes me Stronger"
Nietzche


Postalboy


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Re: Best Quotes ever: [Re: postalboy]
    #686264 - 06/18/02 01:01 PM (22 years, 3 months ago)

Hey! FUCK YOU! - By me

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Re: Best Quotes ever: [Re: Cow Shit Collector]
    #686522 - 06/18/02 04:00 PM (22 years, 3 months ago)

Bible quotes ... cool!

Genesis
19:30 And Lot went up out of Zoar, and dwelt in the mountain, and his two daughters with him; for he feared to dwell in Zoar: and he dwelt in a cave, he and his two daughters.
19:31 And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth:
19:32 Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
19:33 And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
19:34 And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
19:35 And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
19:36 Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.
19:37 And the firstborn bare a son, and called his name Moab: the same is the father of the Moabites unto this day.
19:38 And the younger, she also bare a son, and called his name Benammi: the same is the father of the children of Ammon unto this day.

Deuteronomy
22:20 But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel:
22:21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.
22:22 If a man be found lying with a woman married to an husband, then they shall both of them die, both the man that lay with the woman, and the woman: so shalt thou put away evil from Israel.
22:23 If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her;
22:24 Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you.
22:25 But if a man find a betrothed damsel in the field, and the man force her, and lie with her: then the man only that lay with her shall die:
22:26 But unto the damsel thou shalt do nothing; there is in the damsel no sin worthy of death: for as when a man riseth against his neighbour, and slayeth him, even so is this matter:
22:27 For he found her in the field, and the betrothed damsel cried, and there was none to save her.
22:28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
22:29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
22:30 A man shall not take his father's wife, nor discover his father's skirt.


These are from the King James Version, others are similar...

Buzz


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Re: Best Quotes ever: [Re: BuzzDoctor]
    #686655 - 06/18/02 05:17 PM (22 years, 3 months ago)

"Religion is the opiate of the masses"
The most intelligent thing Karl Marx ever came up with. Of course he had a new religion, "Communism" ready to replace the old ones.

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Re: Best Quotes ever: [Re: ]
    #686820 - 06/18/02 06:36 PM (22 years, 3 months ago)

Communism is not a religion. It doesn't even encourage religion... in fact quite the opposite.


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Re: Best Quotes ever: [Re: Cow Shit Collector]
    #688976 - 06/19/02 06:29 PM (22 years, 3 months ago)

Humans needed proof in God. so they were given psychedelics.

I had once thought Ken Kesey said this but now cannot isolate the quote. I'm thinking maybe Leary or Albert Hoffman. Any help?


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Best Quotes ever: [Re: BuzzDoctor]
    #689007 - 06/19/02 06:42 PM (22 years, 3 months ago)

22:23 If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her;

22:24 Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die


22:25 But if that same betrothed virgin is fucked doggy-style by an angel in front of some leering shephards in th hills while her husband Joseph is busting his ass doing carpentry trying to get some scheckels(sp?) together;

22:26 Then ye shall videotape them and distribute on the Internet to multiply her shame.

22:27 Or verily she can claim to be the Messiah's mother and if da Rabbis' be down wif it, everythang is kool. (This verse supercedes all previous verses.)

Amen.


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Best Quotes ever: [Re: BuzzDoctor]
    #689014 - 06/19/02 06:45 PM (22 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, good old Lot. Two strangers (M.I.B.) show up at his door and instead of being a man and defending his family, he offers his two virgin daughters to these foreign thugs. What kind of a man / father is THAT?! Then God rewards his cowardice by choosing to let him live.


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