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Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: MentalHygene]
    #621889 - 04/29/02 12:39 AM (21 years, 10 months ago)

MentalHygene, you don't need to ask so many questions at once, I'll be here for eternity.

1. Are they listed on the big 10?
2. I don't need anything to trip, I just imagine and I can imagine seeing myself.
3. What is this, "Crossing Over?"
4. A baggie of Mendicino's finest and a twelve pack of Micky's Big Mouth.
5. Laughing gas.
6. Noise requires perception, sound doesn't.
7. Actually, the elbow is covered with left over scrotum skin. A testicle is what you give your girlfriend to find out if she's ticklish.

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OfflineBlastrid
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Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: ]
    #621942 - 04/29/02 02:31 AM (21 years, 10 months ago)

so uh, God, what's the haps. hope things are well in Godland up there.
-why are we here?
-is love as powerful as you?
-imported or domestic?

thanks G. tell gramps i said sup


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: ]
    #621951 - 04/29/02 02:51 AM (21 years, 10 months ago)

Evolving, what's the matter with you?

Hehe! I nailed you on this one Lord. (oops ! - poor choice of words!) If you are perfect, how come you edited your response to evolving, demonstrating your fallibility?

Remember, I wouldn't be such a smart-ass, but you created me that way.


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The proof is in the pudding.

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InvisibleLallafa
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Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: Swami]
    #621952 - 04/29/02 02:57 AM (21 years, 10 months ago)

for fucks sake swami
did you really think that god never makes mistakes?


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InvisibleMeltingPenguin
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Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: ]
    #621954 - 04/29/02 02:58 AM (21 years, 10 months ago)

so thats what you look like


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: Lallafa]
    #621959 - 04/29/02 03:05 AM (21 years, 10 months ago)

Well, I knew he made a few blunders; like hanging our hyper-sensitive testicles on the outside, where they can easily get whacked by a rake handle or bicycle frame.


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OfflineWeirdShroomer
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Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: ]
    #622012 - 04/29/02 05:41 AM (21 years, 10 months ago)

Oh GOD.
I'm sorry man, but I have many sins to confess. What to do with that mental trash?
Just don't send me to priest.
God I have a little problem. I don't like money so much but I need 100 000$...
Can you help me with that? Man, I would really appreciate that.
Oh yes one more.....For many years I'm trying to sell my soul. But it seems that nobody want it. Can you send someone to help me?

your truly,


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OfflineLOBO
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Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: ]
    #622018 - 04/29/02 06:26 AM (21 years, 10 months ago)

Oh Lord please nock some sense into the government, so they will make shrooms and pot legal, I pray to you. Oh sweet Lord


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OfflineLOBO
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Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: Satan]
    #622019 - 04/29/02 06:27 AM (21 years, 10 months ago)

You must be the real satan, only one as old as you will know what a comodore 64 is. He he


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Invisibleraytrace
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Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: ]
    #622032 - 04/29/02 07:00 AM (21 years, 10 months ago)

where the hell are my keys?

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Invisibleraytrace
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Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: ]
    #622033 - 04/29/02 07:03 AM (21 years, 10 months ago)

oh... and can you create a question you cannot answer?

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Anonymous

Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: raytrace]
    #622102 - 04/29/02 09:37 AM (21 years, 10 months ago)

Yes. The questions is: Can I create a question that I cannot answer?

That was way too easy. Give me a hard one.

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Anonymous

Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: Swami]
    #622103 - 04/29/02 09:39 AM (21 years, 10 months ago)

Swamiji old son, the testical thang was just an equalizer for women. Every creature must have a weakness to balance it's strength.

Don't forget that I invented irony and humor!

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Anonymous

Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: LOBO]
    #622109 - 04/29/02 09:45 AM (21 years, 10 months ago)

Oh Lord please nock some sense into the government, so they will make shrooms and pot legal...

Little wolfie: It is a task set before you to unite as one to take control of your lives and the land. Many of you have good hearts, but are scattered and your voices are not in unison. When you can caste this rock aside, you will have gained much power and wisdom. My helping out would teach nothing.

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OfflineMentalHygene
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Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: ]
    #622255 - 04/29/02 12:55 PM (21 years, 10 months ago)

A hard one huh?
Here ya go: What the hell rhymes with orange?


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OfflineTamrylin
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Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: ]
    #622275 - 04/29/02 01:35 PM (21 years, 10 months ago)

ey, mr. god, if youre supposed to be almighty and all, why do you need a computer to connect to a system that works on electricity, stuff u invented?


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Invisibleraytrace
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Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: ]
    #622404 - 04/29/02 04:58 PM (21 years, 10 months ago)

oh, it must be you my lord! only you can answer a question that you cannot answer.

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Anonymous

Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: ]
    #622421 - 04/29/02 05:12 PM (21 years, 10 months ago)

I skipped over some of your questions, but I'll cover most of them now...

Blastrid:
-why are we here?
Each of you are quite capable of answering that question on your own. Look within yourself and acknowledge what you have to learn and do to improve yourself and you will find the answer.
-is love as powerful as you?
Love is powerless in the sense that it is the absence of force. Therein lies it's true power.
-imported or domestic?
If you're in Canada, domestic. If you're in the states, imported.


Oh, Swami. Just because I can change my mind and edit something does not mean I'm fallible. There's a reason those who inhabit the nether regions (aka "The South Pole") refer to you sometimes as "Satan's Little Helper"


WeirdShroomer, don't worry about confessing sins. If you realize that you've done something wrong make amends to anyone you may have wronged and don't do it again. It's that simple.


raytrace:
where the hell are my keys?
You're typing on them. (hee hee)


MentalHygene:
What the hell rhymes with orange?
Door hinge.


Tamrylin, I don't need anything, I merely choose to do things in a certain way.



Love,
The Lord

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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: ]
    #622425 - 04/29/02 05:17 PM (21 years, 10 months ago)

Dear Lord:

How come you made women incomprehensible?


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Anonymous

Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: Swami]
    #622429 - 04/29/02 05:22 PM (21 years, 10 months ago)

So men would learn to appreciate the mystery of life as well as it's beauty.

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