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OfflineSon_of_God
Stranger
Registered: 04/28/02
Posts: 1
Loc: All Over
Last seen: 22 years, 2 months
Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: ]
    #621586 - 04/28/02 06:23 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

Yo, Dad!
Are you giving these folks trouble again?
These are good people! C'mon,lets go get a beer
and talk about old times!


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Uhhh, I'm a little short on cash. Anybody need a master carpenter?

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Anonymous

Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: Son_of_God]
    #621604 - 04/28/02 06:36 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

Son, a little respect is in order in front of the unwashed masses. Why don't you go make some wine or something.

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OfflineMentalHygene
otherworldly

Registered: 01/14/02
Posts: 192
Loc: Somewhere...Under the rai...
Last seen: 20 years, 6 months
Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: ]
    #621608 - 04/28/02 06:46 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

Lord, no disrespect but your son sounds like a little bit of brat.


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"WHATS THE USE OF AUTONOMY WHEN A BUTTON DOES IT ALL?"

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Anonymous

Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: MentalHygene]
    #621613 - 04/28/02 06:49 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

Satan takes many forms, this is the lesson you learn when you're a parent.

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InvisibletheOM
divine reality
Registered: 04/27/02
Posts: 22
Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: ]
    #621639 - 04/28/02 07:17 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

Hi God.
I believe you know my good friend ganesh?


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What happens is not as important as how you react to what happens.

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Anonymous

Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: theOM]
    #621654 - 04/28/02 07:33 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

As you know, I take many forms and sometimes people only see one facet of me. I sometimes call this my "Ravi Shankar" personification. It got a lot more interest when the Beatles first became more popular than my son.

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OfflineSofaJesus
journeyman
Registered: 03/04/02
Posts: 69
Last seen: 21 years, 3 months
Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: ]
    #621710 - 04/28/02 08:57 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

What the fuck is going on here?


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"...and to the left where up is down now stand a zebra made of shapes of me and silver and the sun so bring no guilt with you up above the flatline let's just hit the sky exploding into one." [ HUM ]

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InvisibleSwami
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Registered: 01/18/00
Posts: 15,413
Loc: In the hen house
Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: theOM]
    #621727 - 04/28/02 09:06 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

Ganesh is what happens when some horny Indian jump-starts an elephant - or was it the result of those darn alien human/animal DNA-swapping experiments?


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The proof is in the pudding.

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InvisibletheOM
divine reality
Registered: 04/27/02
Posts: 22
Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: ]
    #621776 - 04/28/02 10:20 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

Ravi Shankar, "Godfather of World Music."

The connection is subtle,
but it has now been made.


You truly work in mysterious ways.


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InvisibletheOM
divine reality
Registered: 04/27/02
Posts: 22
Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: Swami]
    #621778 - 04/28/02 10:25 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

From the angle of sex as a path to enlightenment,
I can only assume that one who has sex with an elephant is truly enlightened.


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InvisibleLallafa
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Registered: 04/13/01
Posts: 2,598
Loc: underbelly
Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: ]
    #621781 - 04/28/02 10:28 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

hello god
what do i have to do to make my legal troubles go away
what is the secret to happiness?
does the bible represent your interests?


thx.


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my tax dollars going to more hits of acid for charles manson

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Anonymous

Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: SofaJesus]
    #621809 - 04/28/02 11:02 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

SofaJesus, in answer to your question, "What the fuck is going on here?"

A miracle.

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Anonymous

Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: Lallafa]
    #621821 - 04/28/02 11:16 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

Hello Lallafa, in answer to your questions...

Jump bail and leave the country.

Don't do things that make you sad or angry. Oh, and sing "Don't Worry, Be Happy" frequently (this is known as positive affirmation).

I prefer nonfiction.

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InvisibleLallafa
p_g monocle
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Registered: 04/13/01
Posts: 2,598
Loc: underbelly
Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: ]
    #621825 - 04/28/02 11:20 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

i have a 35000$ bail.....

thats pretty much my entire inheritance and i dont want to lose it

cant i just like, pray about it alot and you can make all the charges get dropped?


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my tax dollars going to more hits of acid for charles manson

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InvisibleSclorch
Clyster

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Registered: 07/12/99
Posts: 4,805
Loc: On the Brink of Madness
Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: Lallafa]
    #621828 - 04/28/02 11:24 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

Err God-
What's your favorite color ("all of them" doesn't count)?

Who's your favorite rock group?

What kind of car do you drive in heaven (I know you have a "phat ride")?


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Note: In desperate need of a cure...

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Anonymous

Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: Lallafa]
    #621840 - 04/28/02 11:35 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

Lallafa, I suggest you go to a synagogue and pray that you find a good Jewish attorney. I really try not to intervene except in the 'Big Picture' sort of way, if you know what I mean.

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Anonymous

Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: Sclorch]
    #621849 - 04/28/02 11:46 PM (22 years, 2 months ago)

Sclorch, you again.

White (hey, I didn't say "all of them").

Alice in Chains, but Satan likes them too, so that should be an explanation for the "why" being asked by their earthly fans.

I prefer my Humvee most of the time, ever since Arnold bought one I knew it was the ride for me.

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Anonymous

Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: ]
    #621869 - 04/29/02 12:02 AM (22 years, 2 months ago)

Lord,

When will we see the second coming of Christ?

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OfflineMentalHygene
otherworldly

Registered: 01/14/02
Posts: 192
Loc: Somewhere...Under the rai...
Last seen: 20 years, 6 months
Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: ]
    #621872 - 04/29/02 12:06 AM (22 years, 2 months ago)

Alright "big G", I got some serious stuff for ya!

1. If you are posting here, I am guessing that drugs are not a sin.
2. When you trip on 7 grams of cubensis do you see yourself? (cause often times I think I find you)
3. Where in the hell did they hide Hoffa?
4. Biggie or tupac?
5. Why are farts so damn funny to me?
6. If a tree falls in the woods.........well you know......does it?
7. Is it true that testicles are really left over elbow skin?

I'm sure I'll think of more life or death questions. Thanks for the time big guy!


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"WHATS THE USE OF AUTONOMY WHEN A BUTTON DOES IT ALL?"

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Anonymous

Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: ]
    #621873 - 04/29/02 12:08 AM (22 years, 2 months ago)

Evolving, what's the matter with you? Don't you think I know a double-entendre when I see it? I should have never made fish with legs.

Edited by The_Lord (04/29/02 12:11 AM)

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