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 Just want to introduce myself 
#621498 - 04/28/02 04:39 PM (22 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hi, all. I am The Lord thy God. I just wanted to introduce myself on the Spirituality and Philosophy forum because I'm know some of you don't believe that I exist. Some of you know me already. Some of you think you know me and have the audacity to presume that you can speak for me. Well, here I am and I'll speak for myself from now on.
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Anonymous
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Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: ]
#621502 - 04/28/02 04:44 PM (22 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hi God.. is Seraphim behaving? If not I'll come and regulate if need be. Thanks.
Love, Shroomism
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Anonymous
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Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: ]
#621503 - 04/28/02 04:45 PM (22 years, 8 months ago) |
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Everyone is behaving, but some are behaving badly.
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 Sclorch
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Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: ]
#621504 - 04/28/02 04:46 PM (22 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hey Lord-
1. Are you really infallible?
2. Which religion (if any) would you prefer us subscribe to?
3. If being narcissistic is so wrong, why do we have to worship you (or don't we)?
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Note: In desperate need of a cure...
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Anonymous
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Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: Sclorch]
#621510 - 04/28/02 04:50 PM (22 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sclorch,
1. If I do it, it can't be wrong.
2. The true religion, of course.
3. What idiot told you that being narcissistic is wrong?
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 Satan
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Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: ]
#621512 - 04/28/02 04:52 PM (22 years, 8 months ago) |
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DAMNIT GOD.. not you again!
I have a bone to pick with you!
You left me hanging!
And yes, I am still holding a grudge
Not like your wussy acceptance and love shit
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Anonymous
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Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: Satan]
#621517 - 04/28/02 05:03 PM (22 years, 8 months ago) |
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Don't take that tone with me, or I'll have you chained to a rock and have a big bird eat out your innards. Or perhaps you'd like to push a real big heavy rock up a mountain everyday just to have it roll all the way down so you have to start pushing it up the mountain again the next day. Just remember, 'Luci' you have it pretty damn easy compared to some other's who've questioned my authority.
Love,
The Lord
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Satan
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Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: ]
#621528 - 04/28/02 05:15 PM (22 years, 8 months ago) |
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HA!
Surely you jest!
Everyone knows I am ten times as powerful as you could ever conceive!
But the last time I said that.. well... nevermind
Sorry for fucking around God.... I'll get back to work now
By the way.. You owe me some money
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MentalHygene
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Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: ]
#621529 - 04/28/02 05:16 PM (22 years, 8 months ago) |
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I've always wondered what operating system god uses! (yes that small g was on purpose) I bet you have high speed internet acess as well huh? I knew there were some perks to being holy!
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"WHATS THE USE OF AUTONOMY WHEN A BUTTON DOES IT ALL?"
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Satan
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Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: MentalHygene]
#621530 - 04/28/02 05:18 PM (22 years, 8 months ago) |
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And here I am on a commodore 64 on a 28.8 fax modem...
You call that justice?!
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Swami
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#621539 - 04/28/02 05:26 PM (22 years, 8 months ago) |
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Is that YOU, Charlton Heston?
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The proof is in the pudding.
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Anonymous
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Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: MentalHygene]
#621541 - 04/28/02 05:27 PM (22 years, 8 months ago) |
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MentalHygene,
You have doubts that I am the one. This is good. I use whatever operating system I prefer at the time, but usually it's FreeBSD. I'm mulling over going to the Mac OS X (because of it's Unix core and I like the interface). I can't stand Microsloth, the software is just too buggy.
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Anonymous
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Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: Swami]
#621547 - 04/28/02 05:33 PM (22 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ha Ha Ha, Swami my old friend. I haven't talked with you in a long time. I don't want to be impolite by reading your mind so I'll just ask, how's this incarnation going? I see from you posts that you're still the old doubting Thomas from my son's 'college days'. The true self always shines through.
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Anonymous
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Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: Satan]
#621553 - 04/28/02 05:39 PM (22 years, 8 months ago) |
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Satan, don't give me that malarkey about working on a commodore 64 on a 28.8 fax modem. I know you have access to every government office on earth. Do you think I was born?
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Swami
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#621556 - 04/28/02 05:41 PM (22 years, 8 months ago) |
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Come on! Just one little tiny miracle to show that you still got the goods. Or did you use up all your juice 2000 years ago?
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The proof is in the pudding.
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MentalHygene
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Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: ]
#621557 - 04/28/02 05:42 PM (22 years, 8 months ago) |
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Now this is refreshing! Back to some good old fun on the shroomery boards. I need a break from all this "perception is reality" shit. Thank you Lord, you are a savior! 
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Anonymous
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Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: Swami]
#621562 - 04/28/02 05:47 PM (22 years, 8 months ago) |
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Swami, miracles happen everyday. Go to any maternity ward in the local hospital, or a trash dumpster behind an inner city school and you'll see what I mean.
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Anonymous
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Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: MentalHygene]
#621568 - 04/28/02 05:52 PM (22 years, 8 months ago) |
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MentalHygene, actually since I made all of you in my image (metaphorically speaking) you are supposed to be your own saviors.
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Swami
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Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: ]
#621570 - 04/28/02 05:55 PM (22 years, 8 months ago) |
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Go to any maternity ward in the local hospital...
20+ years of supporting a parasite who will suck you dry then turn on you the first chance he/she gets is a miracle?
I must be getting slow. Completely missed the dumpster reference. But then again, I guess you are into rats as you created them.
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The proof is in the pudding.
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Anonymous
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Re: Just want to introduce myself [Re: Swami]
#621577 - 04/28/02 06:07 PM (22 years, 8 months ago) |
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Swami, I wasn't referring to politicians, I was referring to children. I suppose you've missed the numerous stories on the evening news when they talk about some unwed mother dropping her infant in the trash and the poor baby is later found by a homeless person looking to peel cheese from the inside of a pizza box.
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