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InvisiblelIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl
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need some advice
    #6196898 - 10/22/06 08:41 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I've been told several times now to shave my balls. The problem is they are just too damn hairy. One time just as a joke I put dreads there.

Anyway, if I shave it off, it's gonna look weird. It would be like if OMR shaved a bald spot onto the top of his head. I mean the hair continues onto my legs and stomach. It would look hella retarded.

I kinda like it, it keeps me warm. On the other had, if I shaved it would probably look A LOT bigger... but I would almost have to shave my entire body for it not to look suspicious.

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Re: need some advice [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #6196901 - 10/22/06 08:46 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Do what you want, not what others say. Shaving your nuts is a tricky situation to be sure. I certainly don't want gnashing metal teeth near my boys.

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InvisiblelIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl
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Re: need some advice [Re: Le_Canard]
    #6196924 - 10/22/06 09:00 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

That's what I think! The only other option is that hair removal cream, but I heard that can be hella irritating on the skin.

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Re: need some advice [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #6196928 - 10/22/06 09:02 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Don't leave that stuff on for too long. We had an incident here a couple of years ago where students made sophomores put that cream on their balls and keep it there for an hour or so. They were treated at a hospital for second and third degree burns. One lost his dick.

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Re: need some advice [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #6196971 - 10/22/06 09:14 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

adjust said:
I kinda like it, it keeps me warm.




like a ball fur jacket?

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Re: need some advice [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #6196972 - 10/22/06 09:14 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

perhaps a new boyfriend?

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Re: need some advice [Re: goobler]
    #6196985 - 10/22/06 09:19 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I use nair for men on my sack, ladies love it...just put it on for about 7 minutes then wipe it off


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Re: need some advice [Re: apfrommsp]
    #6196990 - 10/22/06 09:21 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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apfrommsp said:
I use nair for men on my sack, ladies love it...just put it on for about 7 minutes then wipe it off




you date lads?

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Re: need some advice [Re: goobler]
    #6196993 - 10/22/06 09:22 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

since when is lads spelt ladies....im sure it is clear i meant ladies as in women


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Re: need some advice [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #6197000 - 10/22/06 09:25 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

It's really not a problem. Shave in the shower, because that's how the ladies do it, and they've been doing it for almost 100 years now. They had a headstart, and they learned things. So do it in the shower, and apply soap generously to the area for lubrication.

Ok, and really, you probably want to trim it first, because it takes forever to cut down a forest with a hatchet. Trim that shit, then shave that shit.

One more thing. It's fucking anoying, in that if you enjoy it, you really have to keep it up. It gets itchy, and stuble is worse than long shit. Blah!

I don't know what I'm talking about, just so ya know.

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Re: need some advice [Re: Meraok]
    #6197001 - 10/22/06 09:25 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

nair for men will keep stubble form showin up a lot longer then shavin will


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Re: need some advice [Re: apfrommsp]
    #6197004 - 10/22/06 09:27 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

That shit costs money.

Plus, I don't want any leachate into my little swimmer's habitat, eh?

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InvisiblelIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl
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Re: need some advice [Re: apfrommsp]
    #6197005 - 10/22/06 09:28 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Do you nair just your balls? Or that whole area? My problem is I have very hairy legs and stomach, so if I just take that area off it will look funny.

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Re: need some advice [Re: apfrommsp]
    #6197011 - 10/22/06 09:30 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Personally, I have had great experience with shaven balls. lol Not only are they pleasant to be placed in the mouth by females...but apparently they also feel nice when they are smacking themselves against an ass :hehehe:. So I say GO FOR IT!!!


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Re: need some advice [Re: lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl]
    #6197012 - 10/22/06 09:30 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

i jsut do my balls and trim the rest of the area down. I have kinda hairy legs but it looks fine. im not sure about your hairiness though


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Re: need some advice [Re: apfrommsp]
    #6197014 - 10/22/06 09:32 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Hmmm.... I think I'll do that then. Thanks for the advice.

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Re: need some advice [Re: apfrommsp]
    #6197042 - 10/22/06 09:49 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

its ok man, stay in the closet

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Re: need some advice [Re: goobler]
    #6197044 - 10/22/06 09:51 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

...why do people's responses to anythin hafta be "Thats so gay" or "You're so gay" its stupid


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Re: need some advice [Re: apfrommsp]
    #6197051 - 10/22/06 09:54 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

its because we're gay, the pub's gay....didnt you know this????

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InvisiblelIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl
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Re: need some advice [Re: goobler]
    #6197061 - 10/22/06 09:57 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

YER GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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