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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: MOTH]
    #6189116 - 10/20/06 12:47 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Bring a gun and demand your money back, tell him you are not fucking around!


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: BlindLemon]
    #6189120 - 10/20/06 12:48 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Why do the dirty work just call crime stoppers he won't kown its you and you get your money back.Tell them where they can find all kinds of stuff. Just for fun make up shit that will get he busted like making meth/chid porn ect.


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: Skunk420]
    #6189123 - 10/20/06 12:49 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

yes guns are a great idea

get health insurance 1st and call ambulance right b4 you knock on his door

o yeah NOT


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: Brainiac]
    #6189134 - 10/20/06 12:55 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

don't do that, don't involve the cops. it doesn't matter how bad some one screws you over, just handle it yourself. if for some reason you cant handle it your self then thats your fault and just let it go. don't get your self into a situation that you cant handle. another story, i was living in a pretty ghetto area for about a year, i was the only white guy and every one else was black. i had my normal hook up, not a black guy. one day though a not so close friend of mine came over looking for bud and i told him no. so he tells me that he is going to go ask this group of black guys if he could get some bud. i wanted to go just to see what kind of shit will go down. so I'm hangin in the back and watch him walk up to about 5 ghetto thuged out black guys. they start talking and then 2 guys go off about 20 yards from the group then comes back and hands him a bag. he comes back and says "see, no problem" i was like fuck it, lets get high. so we go in and he breaks out the bag to check it out and i shit you not its all fucking dandy lions. he spent 20 bucks on a bag of dandelions and there wasn't shit he could do about it.


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: oDin]
    #6189136 - 10/20/06 12:55 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

well goodnight evryboddy,....drunk...


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #6189143 - 10/20/06 12:57 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Flowda said:
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they can explode




Just like your mom, when I went down on her clit!


And hanky, I bet you know from experience.. YOU DERVISH ROGUE!
Sell a mate out for profit will you?
Slash tires? I bet you'd rather car bomb a good guy.
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Stop talking in verse. You prose sucks. :suicide:


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: Cepheus]
    #6189154 - 10/20/06 01:00 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Some Idiot said:
Go cap his ass, kick him in the balls and take what's yours, despite the consequences





Something tells me Ellemy will be back, and with a story to outweigh anything I have said here.

Until then, I wait, and laugh at their insolence.


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #6189228 - 10/20/06 01:23 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Wow even I think he should shut up.


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: MOTH]
    #6189233 - 10/20/06 01:24 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

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MOTH said:
I don't have a gun...but I do have a righteously pissed off attitude.  And I might bring eggs. 

This weed dealer (the quintessential shady kind) took 65 dollars of mine, said he got "robbed" and that he'll hit us back with free pot once he gets some more.  He also took our 100 dollar scale and is blowing us off about giving it back. Then tonight he called and tried to sell us some pot.  :confused:  I was like...um dude, you owe me free pot.  He was like "Whaaa?"  And I was like, "because of getting "robbed" remember?" He was like, "What are you talkin bout, man?"  And I said in total disdain and astonishment, "You don't remember getting robbed?  65$$?  My scale?  I want it back." 

Him: "Oh, um, lemme call you back later." 

Hours later, no call, and he's not picking up my calls.  Motherfucker. 

Fortunately, I know where he lives and I'm about to go there now.  Some shit is going down. 

Any tips on bitching out a weed dealer for being a shady cocksucking thief retard? Or should I just play it nice and cool and try to get the free pot and scale back?




Pet grooming, LOL. 

Look into bud manicuring.  :sun:


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: GnuBobo]
    #6189240 - 10/20/06 01:27 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Dont you flaunt your haughty comparison here, Bobo.
I laughed that your wet ass can't take the thy two degrees.
Sapper. I aughta throw you a blanket and then smuggle you in smoke!


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #6189242 - 10/20/06 01:28 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

i havent read any of the replies,
just checking to see if she got shot yet?


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: MOTH]
    #6189244 - 10/20/06 01:28 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

I think you brought this on to your self. Why would you front anybody cash for bud and let him borrow your scale?


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: 40oz]
    #6189246 - 10/20/06 01:30 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

I was cracking up over pulling a writters pun on these infidels.
It's funny how much blunder'ors runs amok, these days.

What do you wish to happen to her?


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #6189248 - 10/20/06 01:30 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Flowda said:
Dont you flaunt your haughty comparison here, Bobo.
I laughed that your wet ass can't take the thy two degrees.
Sapper. I aughta throw you a blanket and then smuggle you in smoke!





What the fuck are you talking about?


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #6189257 - 10/20/06 01:33 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Well, that was kinda fun. Kevin and I pull up to his house. Yes, it's in a run down suburb. We see that the lights inside of his house are on, so we go up to knock, and then a car pulls up. It's a woman, and she starts asking us what we're doing in the front of her house. Turns out it's this guys MOM!! Talk about perfect timing.

We told her, "We're some friends of Dan. We have some CD's of his." (he accidently left them in our car after he got "robbed.")

So she said, oh, okay, come on in, we'll go find Danny together. Kevin and I were cracking up at this point. His mom. Ha.

We go out into the garage and there's Dan and a couple of other thugs smoking blunts and drinking beer and cough syrup. Dan looked verrrry unhappy to see us at his house, but we were just like, "Hey Dan, what's up..." To give you an idea of the guy, he is hispanic, and dresses like P Diddy, but with a permanantly fried look.

Anyway. He tried to pretend that he didn't know what we were talking about, with him owing us pot. He kept saying, "No man, I got robbed." That didn't go over too well. I started getting annoyed and both Kevin and I were like, "Alright, but don't lie to us about the free pot if you don't intend to come through." Anyway, to make a long conversation short, he ended up giving us free pot. But when we asked about the scales, he told us there was no way he'd be able to get those back because his grandmother took them. I was thinking about asking his mom, Cynthia, for the scales, but we never got around to it.

Instead we rolled a blunt. I tried to socialize with Dan's two thug friends, also rapper look-alikes decked with "bling," but I couldn't understand a word they said. They kept mumbling. Well, one dude was actually articulate, but I seriously had to strain my ears to make any sense of what the other guy was saying. Maybe he was really fucked up. I could hardly understand Dan either. I don't speak "gangsta" I guess.

While we were smoking the blunt, Dan and his other unintelligable friend put on rap music and the only words I caught out of that were "hoe," "money," "gun," and "who you think you messin with?" Dan and his friends started rapping and I pretended to groove. But actually, it wasn't so much pretending...rap interests me lately.

Next, Dan's mother Cynthia came in. She sat down, cracked open a beer, and started telling me about how much of a loser Danny is, how he's really irresponsible and how he shouldn't get high at work, and what not. I just smiled and nodded, because she seemed to truly need to apologize for her son. She kept saying, "Just look at him! Never have kids!" and eventually the conversation turned to drugs.

A blunt was rolled. I noticed Dan dipping his finger into a liquid taken from a small bottle beside him and smearing it all along the paper of the blunt. He did this several times, until the paper was moistened. I was eyeing him do this with discomfort, since I remembered reading about people who dipped joints or cigs into PCP, trying to pay attention to his mother, who I felt oddly attracted to. Anyway, I asked him, "What are you putting on the blunt?" and he pulled out a bottle of his pocket that said, "codiene" on it.

We smoked, and Kevin and I had a great conversation with Cynthia about LSD and mushrooms. She seemed fascinated, and kept asking questions about the experience and what the substances are like. I explained how tripping is sort of a sacred event for me, and Kevin went off on all the good psychedelic facts. Soon she seemed so interested that I couldn't help but offer to give her a few hits of acid, just to hold onto in case she wanted to try it. I'm giving them to her on Monday when she buys our car.

Oh yeah, that's another thing. Dan needs a car, so Cynthia is going to purchase our car from us on Monday. We were planning to sell it to get more money for our big move coming up, and it just happened that Dan needs one. He kept bugging us about selling him the car the entire time we were at his house. Then he and his friends passed out, Kevin and I took one of them home, and then we came home.

I'd say the night turned out well. This is the first time I've met Dan. Kevin's only dealt with him once.

I'm not too upset about the scales now. Cynthia was so cool I don't hate her son as much.


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: GnuBobo]
    #6189261 - 10/20/06 01:34 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

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GnuBobo said:
Pet grooming, LOL.






Actually, I stopped doing that.


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: Kerbouchard]
    #6189263 - 10/20/06 01:35 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Flowda said:
Dont you flaunt your haughty comparison here, Bobo.
I laughed that your wet ass can't take the thy two degrees.
Sapper. I aughta throw you a blanket and then smuggle you in smoke!




Listen. As much as you might embrace "spontaneous prose", fact is, you rarely make sense. We can all string vowel sounds together at the ends of lines or words. Making sense while you do it is a different game. One more step further--you don't even rhyme your shit. It's just gibberish and nonsensical. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, FLOWIE: Stop with this self-destructive whirlpool of words that winnow away at your white whore self. Why not whisk your way unto a whole nother wasteland?


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: MOTH]
    #6189271 - 10/20/06 01:38 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

whoa that is the most bizarre story ever. P-Diddy like thugs. Giving some guys mom Acid. you can't make this shit up


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: MOTH]
    #6189275 - 10/20/06 01:40 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Make sure you up the price of the car a hundred bucks to get your 'scale' back.


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: GnuBobo]
    #6189276 - 10/20/06 01:41 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

GnuBobo said:
Quote:

Flowda said:
Dont you flaunt your haughty comparison here, Bobo.





Dude, just tell me what that statement means in English bro and I'll promise i won't respond to your freestyles.


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