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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: Kerbouchard]
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Flowda said:
apfrommsp said:
Steve That Australian... That fucker


:confused: :confused:


:faded:


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: TrippinTeddy]
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TrippinTeddy said:
HippieChick said:
TrippinTeddy said:


Tell him you want to fuck. Or at least imply it. When you get to his house be real flirty and seductive. Make him get butt ass naked. Once he is naked, grab his stash and your scale and run out the door. No way he will follow you naked.

You can also take a picture of him naked and use it for further advantages in your near future.






Or just go down on him , bite off the last 3" and hold it for ransom . When the prick is ready to negitiate for its return , I'm sure you'll get at least your $65 and scales back :wink:

That's what I'd do :thumbup:

Peace,Love,Happiness and Harmony
:heart: Hippie Chick  :mushroom2:



Hippie Chick will you marry me?

Not only do you grow the fattest shrooms in the world, you keep it real. Amen sister



Only if you could rip me off for $65 and my scales at least three times :wink: AT LEAST 3 TIMES !!

Peace,Love,Happiness and Harmony
:heart: Hippie Chick  :mushroom2:


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: oso]
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oso said:
slashing tires is dangerous for you, because they are under pressure.


I guess you've never slashed a tire.


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Coaster is an idiot...
[quote]Coaster said:
but i thnk everything thats pure is white?
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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: Hanky]
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poor steve


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"It's a joke. Greed and the desire to take drugs are two separate things. If you want to separate the two, the thing you do is make drugs legal. Accept the reality that people do want to change their consciousness, and make an effort to make safer, healthier drugs."

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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: apfrommsp]
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i work on tires, and they can explode


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"When tyranny and oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign foe."
James Madison

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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: HippieChick]
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I'm sure I could manage.. I'm crafty little fucker.

Just when you think that the second time I do it, will be the last time... BAMM!
I got yo shit. Then, you will marry me and I will get some of those delicious SA's you so beautifully grow


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ToiletDuk said:
For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: Hanky]
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Yeah, you don't "slash" a tire.. You creep up in the dark with a sharpened screw driver and poke/jam a hole or two in each tire. There's honestly no noticeable sound at all.

Edit: Also if you get it really close to the rim and you have a really fine hole it is hard to find even.


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: apfrommsp]
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coherent thought, who needs it?


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I find your lack of faith disturbing

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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: oso]
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Quote:
they can explode


Just like your mom, when I went down on her clit!


And hanky, I bet you know from experience.. YOU DERVISH ROGUE!
Sell a mate out for profit will you?
Slash tires? I bet you'd rather car bomb a good guy.
Just the type of the traveling warrish man; The deviant son of Gander.


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: Kerbouchard]
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vagina!


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: Konnrade]
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I donnt I;m pretty inccoherantt


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"You're a fully grown man! Of course you don't wanna
hold her hand, you wanna dick her!" -Grace Slick's
response to The Beatles' "I Wanna Hold Your Hand".
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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: Kerbouchard]
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You dervish rogue? Who talks like that?

Are you Sean Connery by chance?


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ToiletDuk said:
For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: Kerbouchard]
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edit: no flaming in here.


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"When tyranny and oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign foe."
James Madison

Edited by eris (10/20/06 01:15 AM)

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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: oso]
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and if you bent the valve core the tire will lose all its air, and no one will kow, or work a hole on the sidewall towards the rim so it cant be repaired= new tires


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"When tyranny and oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign foe."
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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: apfrommsp]
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when a dealer says "sorry man, i just got robbed"
he has really said "sorry man, You just got robbed"

the fact that he called you up trying to sell to you after he just robbed you shows that he hasn't got his shit together anymore and is probably on the crack.

meaning youre scale was pawned and he probably doesn't have anything to sell you.

and since when does a "dealer" take your money and go off to get something?

thats not a "Dealer" hombre, thats a "runner" see "hustler"
the easy way to recognize a runner or hustler, is they actually call themselves "dealers"

they usually want a front, they are only available when they need to get high, they have little or no money of their own.

hustlers.

it is your DUiTY to beat his sorry manipulative tweaker ass.

nobody REALLY stands up for a hustler, unless its currently cool or advantageous


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: oso]
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Any half decent hunting knife will go straight through the sidewall, try it for yourself.


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Coaster is an idiot...
[quote]Coaster said:
but i thnk everything thats pure is white?
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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: Hanky]
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but sugar and dog shit in his/her gas tanks


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"It's a joke. Greed and the desire to take drugs are two separate things. If you want to separate the two, the thing you do is make drugs legal. Accept the reality that people do want to change their consciousness, and make an effort to make safer, healthier drugs."

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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: apfrommsp]
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a few years back that same things happened. i was 18 and was in desperate need of some shrooms so i started asking around. finally this guy comes up and says that he can get me an oz for 50 bucks. i was like fuck it man lets go. he was all no no i cant bring anyone and he told me to stay there. i was like no i will follow you. so he goes to his truck and takes off. i tried catching up but i couldn't. as soon as he pulled that shit i went straight to his moms house and waited for his ass (his friends rated him out) not even 30 minutes later he pulls up so me and 3 other friends get out of the car with random polls that we had found before. we surrounded his ass and i told him that if he didn't give me my 50 bucks back we were going to beat his ass. so he did and then my friend hit him in the back with the poll and he dropped. we all dropped are polls then beat his ass. we then tried leaving and as soon as our backs were turned he ran to his truck and pulled a gun on us. so i picked up a rock and threw that shit right at his face and he dropped again. LMAO, never had problems with him again. you just gotta show these fucks that they cant be fucking with peoples money like that. well thats my story.


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You look down at me and you see a fool
You look up at me and you see a god
You look straight at me and you see yourself

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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: Mitchnast]
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Advantage. Does this mean the weaker man will always win? No.
Seems to me this whole ordeal, and this attack at my manner is unwarranted.
As thus, these men( the dealer, and these puppets who plague the Pub) have it coming to them.
Just like the father gave away the son. SO we, who truly speak, give away ourselves to the ears...
One mans tongue may be cut off but does he not still speak one thousand words through his means.?
And with his wave of the hand, does he not turn the barren sand into a golden land which might be grand?


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: emilbus]
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rock one, gun zero :smile:


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