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I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer
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I don't have a gun...but I do have a righteously pissed off attitude.  And I might bring eggs. 

This weed dealer (the quintessential shady kind) took 65 dollars of mine, said he got "robbed" and that he'll hit us back with free pot once he gets some more.  He also took our 100 dollar scale and is blowing us off about giving it back. Then tonight he called and tried to sell us some pot.  :confused:  I was like...um dude, you owe me free pot.  He was like "Whaaa?"  And I was like, "because of getting "robbed" remember?" He was like, "What are you talkin bout, man?"  And I said in total disdain and astonishment, "You don't remember getting robbed?  65$$?  My scale?  I want it back." 

Him: "Oh, um, lemme call you back later." 

Hours later, no call, and he's not picking up my calls.  Motherfucker. 

Fortunately, I know where he lives and I'm about to go there now.  Some shit is going down. 

Any tips on bitching out a weed dealer for being a shady cocksucking thief retard? Or should I just play it nice and cool and try to get the free pot and scale back?

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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: MOTH]
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Get your shit back.

Invest in growing.

Dont call him anymore.


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: mndfreeze]
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use FIRE!
it makes you seem powerful


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: MOTH]
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I don't know if it's the greatest of ideas to go straight to a dealers house and confont them there.. isnt there another place to confront him?

What is this person like? What kind of area do they live in?

At least it's not some kind of crack or heroin dealer that lives in the ghetto.. I've mostly been around those types and they can get very hostile and pack hand guns.

I'm guessing he lives out in the suburbs?


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: notapillow]
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invite yourself into his home to talk. beat his ass. take his money. take his pot. find your scale. and then take other random items for a victory loot.


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: notapillow]
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doesnt seem like much of a dealer if you have to front him money and a scale. and wtf scale is worth 100$


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: eris]
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Smash in all his car windows... its quick and effective.


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: MOTH]
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MOTH said:
I'm about to get shot



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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: eligal]
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Weed dealer doesn't neccessarily have a gun.

Coke dealer does.

Roll the dice.


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: oso]
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depends on if you're physically capable of beating his ass, i mean is he big? threaten him, blackmail him, i'd give him two weeks, and if he dicked me around after that i'd slash his tires

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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: eligal]
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have him meet you somewhere, say you wanna buy something from him, take friends with you, and beat his ass with baseball bats or whatever else you can find

OR

the homo-ish way:
call the cops "anonymously", and say you saw him selling drugs to middle schoolers

either way will work excellent

good luck:thumbup:


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: phish_head_wi]
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slashing tires is dangerous for you, because they are under pressure, and after two weeks he will have spent all your money.


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: oso]
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calling the cops would be stupid as fuck


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: surf rat]
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Kick down his door smash in his face with a baseball bat. Make sure you kill everyone in the house. Make it real bloody and real messy. Rob all of his most valuable shit.

Tell his crew you own this market now. If anyone speaks up let them know that they will end up like your shady dealer if they so much as look at you the wrong way.

Once you make plenty of cash from your new weed gig, then move up to coke. Slowly move up building yourself an army of thugs. You can also get into the extortion business. Good protection is hard to come by these days.. there should be plenty of people willing to accept your services.

Do this job for 20-30 years, then end up in a federal prison just in time for retirement. Play golf and watch cable TV for the rest of your days, with your other buddies.


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For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: oso]
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Poop in his gas tank. Sure peeing works, but POOP, cmon.


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: oso]
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Yea just ambush him with friends. Like Tony Montana - We gonna go to war!


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: eris]
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eris said:
I'm guessing he lives out in the suburbs?


I hope so, for her sake. :lol:

Also, why isn't your husband taking care of this Elle? :crazy:


Be safe...


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: TrippinTeddy]
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TrippinTeddy said:
Kick down his door smash in his face with a baseball bat. Make sure you kill everyone in the house. Make it real bloody and real messy. Rob all of his most valuable shit.

Tell his crew you own this market now. If anyone speaks up let them know that they will end up like your shady dealer if they so much as look at you the wrong way.

Once you make plenty of cash from your new weed gig, then move up to coke. Slowly move up building yourself an army of thugs. You can also get into the extortion business. Good protection is hard to come by these days.. there should be plenty of people willing to accept your services.

Do this job for 20-30 years, then end up in a federal prison just in time for retirement. Play golf and watch cable TV for the rest of your days, with your other buddies.


haha, is that me being high as fuck, or was that some funny shit...


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: MOTH]
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Threaten to narc if you have to. You probably won't have to.


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Re: I'm about to have a confrontation with a weed dealer [Re: Syle]
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lol


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