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OfflinePhred
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Ready to vote? You'll have to wait a while
    #6171519 - 10/15/06 11:24 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

From http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=2357 --

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GOP Congress Moves National Election Date to March
by Scott Ott

(2006-10-15) — With polls showing that Republicans could lose their majority in Congress in November, the GOP-controlled House and Senate yesterday voted to move the national date for Congressional elections to March 15, 2007.

“The November date, we felt, was setting an unreasonable timeline,” said House Speaker Dennis Hastert, R-IL. “With elections in March, we’ll have time to get out the Republican message of small government, lean budgets, strong borders, and aggressive action against terrorists and governments who harbor them.”

Rep. Hastert said it would also give the Republicans time to actually reduce the size and influence of the federal government, cut the budget and to secure the borders.

“It’s always nice to have something to show behind your talking points,” Rep. Hastert said. “It would provide a clear contrast with the Democrats.”

Asked if the unprecedented measure might raise Constitutional issues, Mr. Hastert said, “Hey, we’re the majority. We can do whatever we want. We passed the Medicare prescription drug bill, didn’t we?”








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Re: Ready to vote? You'll have to wait a while [Re: Phred]
    #6171540 - 10/15/06 11:29 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Wow......


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Re: Ready to vote? You'll have to wait a while [Re: Phred]
    #6171709 - 10/15/06 12:39 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Is that satire?

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Re: Ready to vote? You'll have to wait a while [Re: newuser1492]
    #6171713 - 10/15/06 12:40 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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cb9fl said:
Is that satire?



It's from Scrappleface. I realize they're not very funny, but yes, it is satire.


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Re: Ready to vote? You'll have to wait a while [Re: Silversoul]
    #6171862 - 10/15/06 01:45 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Silversoul said:
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cb9fl said:
Is that satire?



It's from Scrappleface.  I realize they're not very funny, but yes, it is satire.




Sounds like pub material. :shrug:


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Re: Ready to vote? You'll have to wait a while [Re: unbeliever]
    #6171936 - 10/15/06 02:11 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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unbeliever said:
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Silversoul said:
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cb9fl said:
Is that satire?



It's from Scrappleface.  I realize they're not very funny, but yes, it is satire.




Sounds like pub material. :shrug:




I thought this was serious.....ya pub


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Re: Ready to vote? You'll have to wait a while [Re: barfightlard]
    #6171945 - 10/15/06 02:13 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I personally don't think there's anything wrong with posting satire in this forum as long as it's political. My problem with it is I just don't Scrappleface to be very funny.


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Re: Ready to vote? You'll have to wait a while [Re: Silversoul]
    #6172061 - 10/15/06 02:40 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Gee, I thought it was hilarious. A touch of Chavez with a not too subtle slap at Republicans for spending almost as drunkenly as Democrats and an added dash of Libertarian disgust over the medicare bullshit. Brilliant.


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Re: Ready to vote? You'll have to wait a while [Re: Silversoul]
    #6172211 - 10/15/06 03:27 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

neither do I, but this one was easy to mistake


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