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Tonight's going to be awesome.
    #6136685 - 10/05/06 03:28 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I'm up an eighth of Jack Herer (2004 cannabis cup winner), three 7.5mg percs, and the bakery chic who's like 9 years older than me (milf) is coming over tonight to chill with a case.  :grin:  :toast:

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Re: Tonight's going to be awesome. [Re: Newbie]
    #6136837 - 10/05/06 04:11 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

u aint gonna do shit, you pussy

if u do, tell us

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Re: Tonight's going to be awesome. [Re: Leanin]
    #6136843 - 10/05/06 04:12 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

get the bitch fucked up and tell her its time for the photo shoot....i bet if you get her fucked up enough..pull out your johnson..and tell her its time for the photo shoot..shell be down


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Re: Tonight's going to be awesome. [Re: BIGSWANG]
    #6136892 - 10/05/06 04:29 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Heres to you NewbieShroomie :drinklager:


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Re: Tonight's going to be awesome. [Re: BIGSWANG]
    #6136896 - 10/05/06 04:32 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

That's funny you said that...I was definitely planning on getting some pics should shit go down.  She was telling me how after she had her kids and moved she doesn't go out or do anything anymore, and hasn't been laid in 2 years.  TWO YEARS.  I don't know how much of that is true but I'm not worried.  :smirk:  I'd post her mug but I'm afraid someone might know her :lol:

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Re: Tonight's going to be awesome. [Re: Newbie]
    #6136913 - 10/05/06 04:37 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

dude...if a girl ever tells you how long its been since shes gotten cock....that means she wants the tube steak...tear it up and take some pics...lol


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Re: Tonight's going to be awesome. [Re: BIGSWANG]
    #6136920 - 10/05/06 04:39 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Exactly BIGSWANG, plus Newbie, this would be the execellent time to try something new or totally fucked up with her. She will be most likely down with whatever you say.


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Re: Tonight's going to be awesome. [Re: TrancedShroom]
    #6136932 - 10/05/06 04:44 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I know.  Oh man...she's got an ass on her.  It's big but not flabby big.  It's like, about-to-bust-out-of-them-jeans big :grin:

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Re: Tonight's going to be awesome. [Re: Newbie]
    #6136936 - 10/05/06 04:46 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

One suggestion:


:ass2mouth:


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Re: Tonight's going to be awesome. [Re: TrancedShroom]
    #6136944 - 10/05/06 04:52 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

TrancedShroom said:
One suggestion:


:ass2mouth:




:goatse:


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Re: Tonight's going to be awesome. [Re: BIGSWANG]
    #6137640 - 10/05/06 08:31 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Fuck her like a whore, cause she will like it that way. She's asking for it.:bananabang:


I would recomend Ride the bull. This is where you get on her doggy style and wrap your arms and legs around her and wisper in her ear, i have aids. Then just enjoy the ride.  :biggrin:


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Re: Tonight's going to be awesome. [Re: BlindLemon]
    #6137655 - 10/05/06 08:35 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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This is where you get on her doggy style and wrap your arms and legs around her and wisper in her ear, i have aids.




Yeah I'm sure that would turn anyone on...


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Re: Tonight's going to be awesome. [Re: doctor_gonzo]
    #6140181 - 10/06/06 11:55 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Well we ended up gettin REAL fucked up.  Apparently she came over to chill and get fucked up, not fucked.  However, she kept tellin me I was so cute and this and that so I brought it up, and she likes the idea.  She had to leave around 10 to get her kids home but next time she's stayin overnight.  Now she's sending me pics and tellin me she likes my lips. :wink:

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Re: Tonight's going to be awesome. [Re: BlindLemon]
    #6140264 - 10/06/06 12:24 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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Fuck her like a whore, cause she will like it that way. She's asking for it.:bananabang:


I would recomend Ride the bull. This is where you get on her doggy style and wrap your arms and legs around her and wisper in her ear, i have aids. Then just enjoy the ride.  :biggrin:





We call that the 8 second rodeo! :grin:


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Re: Tonight's going to be awesome. [Re: Jadian]
    #6140337 - 10/06/06 12:52 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Oh man.  She called this morning and we talked...we're talking online now...she definitely wants it, and she's being really, really, really fuckin hot about it.  Here's a pic of her she sent me :grin: :

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Re: Tonight's going to be awesome. [Re: Newbie]
    #6140348 - 10/06/06 01:00 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Tonight's going to be awesome.


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Re: Tonight's going to be awesome. [Re: Newbie]
    #6140349 - 10/06/06 01:00 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

That chick is scary.


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Re: Tonight's going to be awesome. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #6140358 - 10/06/06 01:06 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

She's sexy as shit.  We sat on my front porch and drank beer, smoked weed, and talk about anything and everything.  Just listened to the crickets and talked for hours about everything.  I'm hoping she turns into a friend with benefits.  I know I could definitely benefit.  :69:  I'm really liking where this is going.



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Re: Tonight's going to be awesome. [Re: Newbie]
    #6140381 - 10/06/06 01:15 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

cheers to you!


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    #6140422 - 10/06/06 01:29 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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