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OfflineMadtowntripper
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Funny Crazy/Homeless Lady...
    #6124144 - 10/02/06 11:56 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

So I go to the University of Wisconsin here in Milwaukee, and the campus is pretty much right in the middle of downtown.  Its spread over 6 or 7 city blocks, so theres alot of area to cover, and there tend to be quite a few homeless people wandering the area.

Theres this one lady who's always sitting out in front of the union yelling at people who walk by.  Nothign obscene, she usually yells out some article of clothing they wear as they walk by. Like, "JEAN JACKET! OOOOH" or "MINI SKIRT!!!"  She isnt threatening at all, just really out of it, I assume.

Well, I almost have a tie-dye on, and when I walk by, she waves her arms and yells "TIE DYE! AHHHHH!" all the time.

Well, today I just had on my Teamsters Union T-shirt, and I didnt even see her when I was walking from my car.  All of a sudden, I hear "TIE DYE! AHHHH!!" come from the balcony, and I look up onto the steps, and there she is, waving her arms at me.

I just kind of smiled and walked inside...Funny that of all the thousands of people she sees every day, she remembers me even when I dont have a GD or tie-dye shirt on....

Strange, but in a way, it made my day.  I've been smiling ever since...And I dont even know why.  Just random encounters that leave you like..."Wow, the World is Fucked Up, but Interesting"

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OfflineSaucerfulofmoon
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Re: Funny Crazy/Homeless Lady... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #6124163 - 10/02/06 12:01 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Did you do her?


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Invisibleohmatic
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Re: Funny Crazy/Homeless Lady... [Re: Saucerfulofmoon]
    #6124185 - 10/02/06 12:07 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

i bet.

"Like that bitch ?"
"TIE DYE! AHHHHH!"

:thumbup:


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Edited by ohmatic (10/02/06 12:08 PM)


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OfflineEarthDroid
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Re: Funny Crazy/Homeless Lady... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #6124230 - 10/02/06 12:20 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

haha, I like that story.  :laugh:


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InvisibleLosAngelesGraff
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Re: Funny Crazy/Homeless Lady... [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #6124255 - 10/02/06 12:27 PM (17 years, 4 months ago)

its a long explanation but i asume this is why shes crazy and likes your tie-die shirt so much. mind control lsd slaves


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