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Nurse kills intruder with bare hands
    #6042504 - 09/08/06 09:04 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/09/08/nurse.intruder.ap/index.html


PORTLAND, Oregon (AP) -- A nurse returning from work discovered an intruder armed with a hammer in her home and strangled him with her bare hands, police said.

Susan Kuhnhausen, 51, ran to a neighbor's house after the confrontation Wednesday night. Police found the body of Edward Dalton Haffey 59, a convicted felon with a long police record.

Police said there was no obvious sign of forced entry at the house when Kuhnhausen, an emergency room nurse at Providence Portland Medical Center, got home from work shortly after 6 p.m.

Under Oregon law people can use reasonable deadly force when defending themselves against an intruder or burglar in their homes. Kuhnhausen was treated and released for minor injuries at Providence.

Haffey, about 5-foot-9 and 180 pounds, had convictions including conspiracy to commit aggravated murder, robbery, drug charges and possession of burglary tools. Neighbors said Kuhnhausen's size -- 5-foot-7 and 260 pounds -- may have given her an advantage.

"Everyone that I've talked to says 'Hurray for Susan,' said neighbor Annie Warnock, who called 911.

"You didn't need to calm her. She's an emergency room nurse. She's used to dealing with crisis."

haha.. i dont know why.. but i laughed when i read this article.


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OfflineZutroye
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Re: Nurse kills intruder with bare hands [Re: Toddo]
    #6042532 - 09/08/06 09:17 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

HAHAHA, Burgler strangled by fat nurse, this is priceless.

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Re: Nurse kills intruder with bare hands [Re: Toddo]
    #6042555 - 09/08/06 09:25 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Not nearly amusing as I imagined, but still worth a chuckle


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Re: Nurse kills intruder with bare hands [Re: Toddo]
    #6042682 - 09/08/06 10:11 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

What a badass bitch.

Obese ho, at that.


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Re: Nurse kills intruder with bare hands [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
    #6042779 - 09/08/06 10:49 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Those arnt the measurements for the woman...I dno i could be wrong..I think thats awsome tho that she was able to do such an act... golf clap people


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