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RandalFlagg
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What's the grossest thing you have seen recently?
#6016485 - 08/31/06 07:46 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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For me it was my mom's cat doing something so goddamn gross. I was over at my mom's house on lunch break. One of her cats came up to me to get some attention. His ass smelled bad. He had some clingy fresh poop back there. So, I push him away and I tell him that he stinks. He then goes down to the carpet and sits. While he maintained a sitting position he proceeded to drag himself across the carpet in an attempt to wipe his ass. He left this faint brown trail behind him on the carpet. All the while he looked at me as if he was saying, "Yeah...I'm wiping my ass on the carpet. So fucking what?"
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eris
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Re: What's the grossest thing you have seen recently? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#6016494 - 08/31/06 07:50 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I can't think of anything as good as that.
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: What's the grossest thing you have seen recently? [Re: eris]
#6016496 - 08/31/06 07:52 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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eris said:
I can't think of anything as good as that.
I don't know dude, those crates in your basement topped the cake for the most grotesque scene I've seen in a long while.
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Irradiated_Feces
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Re: What's the grossest thing you have seen recently? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#6016497 - 08/31/06 07:52 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Similar but different, I was on the subway and suddenly was overwhelmed with the smell of raw shit then I see a derelict bum stumble in front of me looking as filthy as could be and i notice the bottom of his pants are all covered in shit. The smell was so bad I had to get off at the next stop and change cars.
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FL_accciD
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Re: What's the grossest thing you have seen recently? [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
#6016508 - 08/31/06 07:56 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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i peered into a garbage can near planned parenthood while i ambling by one 90 degree humid day and saw dozens of freshly aborted fetuses
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RandalFlagg
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Re: What's the grossest thing you have seen recently? [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
#6016518 - 08/31/06 08:00 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ewwww..... That's fucking sick.
Another gross thing:
I go to a technical school. The school is full of immature idiots who are almost caveman-like. The bathrooms are always hideous. Some common sights are urine puddles all over the floors, chew spit everywhere, overflowing toilets filled with diarrhea and/or turds, somebody urinating all over the toilet paper so that nobody can use it, etc..
I take a piece of tablet paper with me that I use as a glove. I refuse to touch anything in these bathrooms (even the doorknob).
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RandalFlagg
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Re: What's the grossest thing you have seen recently? [Re: FL_accciD]
#6016522 - 08/31/06 08:00 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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FL_accciD said: i peered into a garbage can near planned parenthood while i ambling by one 90 degree humid day and saw dozens of freshly aborted fetuses
Holy Shit!
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: What's the grossest thing you have seen recently? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#6016529 - 08/31/06 08:02 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
RandalFlagg said:
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FL_accciD said: i peered into a garbage can near planned parenthood while i ambling by one 90 degree humid day and saw dozens of freshly aborted fetuses
Holy Shit!
I wonder what he did with the fetuses.
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eris
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Re: What's the grossest thing you have seen recently? [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#6016533 - 08/31/06 08:03 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I can think of a few possible things.
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: What's the grossest thing you have seen recently? [Re: eris]
#6016545 - 08/31/06 08:09 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Five bucks says he ate them!
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Re: What's the grossest thing you have seen recently? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#6016559 - 08/31/06 08:15 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said: For me it was my mom's cat doing something so goddamn gross. I was over at my mom's house on lunch break. One of her cats came up to me to get some attention. His ass smelled bad. He had some clingy fresh poop back there. So, I push him away and I tell him that he stinks. He then goes down to the carpet and sits. While he maintained a sitting position he proceeded to drag himself across the carpet in an attempt to wipe his ass. He left this faint brown trail behind him on the carpet. All the while he looked at me as if he was saying, "Yeah...I'm wiping my ass on the carpet. So fucking what?"
Are you joking Randall?
My cat JUST PULLED THIS SHIT ALL OVER MY CARPET TOO last sunday!
WTF is up with cats and doing that?
Fresh SHIT all over his ass and over my carpet!
motherfucking cats!
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Re: What's the grossest thing you have seen recently? [Re: drtyfrnk]
#6016565 - 08/31/06 08:18 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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drtyfrnk said: Are you joking Randall?
WTF is up with cats and doing that?
I swear to God it happened. I still love him though. He's my little guy.
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ZippoZ
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Re: What's the grossest thing you have seen recently? [Re: drtyfrnk]
#6016567 - 08/31/06 08:19 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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well, did you give your cats any toilet paper????
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FL_accciD
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Re: What's the grossest thing you have seen recently? [Re: eris]
#6016598 - 08/31/06 08:28 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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eris said: I can think of a few possible things.
i gave them all names...
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Re: What's the grossest thing you have seen recently? [Re: ZippoZ]
#6016600 - 08/31/06 08:28 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Aside from my regular job at the sex shop, I also do Hair Transplant surgery.
Imagine this:
combine the texture of raw chicken with the little white cord that joins the yolk of an egg to the egg white.
this is the consistency of human flesh. trying to cut it is not always easy. especially if the client has a fat head.
it's pretty hard to stomach on a hang over.
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Re: What's the grossest thing you have seen recently? [Re: boatlaunch]
#6016602 - 08/31/06 08:29 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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FL_accciD
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Re: What's the grossest thing you have seen recently? [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
#6016608 - 08/31/06 08:32 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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thats still not as disturbing as hordes of fresh fetuses hovering just this side of the beginning of decay
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Re: What's the grossest thing you have seen recently? [Re: FL_accciD]
#6016610 - 08/31/06 08:32 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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i agree. that would make me yak.
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Re: What's the grossest thing you have seen recently? [Re: RandalFlagg]
#6016634 - 08/31/06 08:43 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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a couple days ago i had caught a fly in my hands that was buzzing about my horned lizard terrarium. my lizard usually eats ants, but he loves the occasional fly. so while holding the live fly, i proceed to twist it's wings between my fingers as to make him flightless and an easy catch for my lizard. well i guess getting your wings smashed is painful, because the fly started to shit out live maggots on my finger. they were all squirmy and stuff, and so sticky i couldn't blow them off. so i had to deal with them being there until the damned fly was in the terrarium. nothing a good hand washing wouldn't fix, but the grossest thing this week at least.
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Re: What's the grossest thing you have seen recently? [Re: ninetynine]
#6016665 - 08/31/06 08:53 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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A couple months back now some of the good ole boys were caught running a c.p.r. The top guns figured instead of crackin the whips and exposin them to the public theyd just cover er up good. They went in gunnin for anything that moved, shot each and every one of em. Then of course they called me in to dig the hole. A single stint is nothin for this ole man but a big project like that gets the old man a little tired and a little excited.
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