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Make Millions with Papaver's Amazing Patented Zero-Down Psychic Real Estate Techniques!!!

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#6007972 - 08/29/06 11:37 AM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Make Millions with
Papaver's Amazing Patented
Zero-Down Psychic Real Estate
Techniques!!!

That's right, live the life you've always dreamed of!
Amaze your friends, bemuse your family, startle your old high-school teachers,
and scare total strangers to death!

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Our dedicated team of scientists, scholars, engineers, and spiritual advisers work tirelessly to develop these tapes and support technology. They are rigorously tested to MIL-SPEC certification standards, and are manufactured and implanted in our 40,000 sq ft sterile facility in beautiful Bangalor, India. Helpful assistance is available 24 hours a day from our friendly staff of customer support agents.

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Quote:

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--John Smithers, Rio Del Blanco Negro, California.

Choose from any of the exciting lesson tapes below:

Make Money:

• Zero Down Psychic Real Estate.
• How to Buy Things Without Paying For Them.
• How to Win at Black Jack. (NEW)
• Multi-Level Marketing Basics.
• Advanced Multi-Level Marketing: Theory and Practice.
• Annoy Your Way To Big Profits.
• Breeding Chinchillas for Fast Cash.
• Start Your Own Cult. (NEW)
• Secret Government Captured Alien Technology Auctions.
• Government Contracting.

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• Lose Twenty Pounds In One Day!
• Stop Smoking!
• Start Smoking!
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• How to Meet Women With Hypnosis.
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• How to Communicate With Animals.
• Understanding the Tibetan Book of The Dead.
• How To Survive a Vacuum Metastability Disaster! (NEW)
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Se Habla Español. Lávese Las Manos.***

The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away...

Offer void where prohibited by law. Minnesota residents please add sales tax. All models are over 18 years of age. Contains small parts which may present choking hazard. Hazmat certification required.

* Use of tapes requires a small sub-cranial procedure, where an installation is made of a neuro-holographic-projection-web constructed of poly-carbon mono-filaments, titanium, and ceramic-composites, with solid gold micro-terminals. This medical procedure is done at our facility in beautiful Bangalore, India, and requires a stay of 10 days. The total cost of materials and labor is $149,506.00, which includes lodging; airfare and guest lodging is not included.

** God's name is Max.

*** Manos: The Hands of Fate

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