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InvisibleStroFun
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To anyone that votes!
    #5995475 - 08/25/06 09:57 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

GEORGE W. BUSH
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington , DC 20520


EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE


LAW ENFORCEMENT

I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the
influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's
license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and
is not available.

MILITARY

I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a
drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas
Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.


COLLEGE

I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.


PAST WORK EXPERIENCE

I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in
Midland, Texas , in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil
in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land
using taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our friends in the oil
industry, including Enron CEO Ken Lay, I was elected governor of Texas.


ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS


I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making
Texas the most polluted state in the Union .

During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city
in America.

I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in
borrowed money.

I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American
history.

With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's
appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over
500,000 votes.


ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT

I am the first President in U.S . history to enter office with a criminal
record.

I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one
billion dollars per week.

I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month
period.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S.
stock market.

In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and
that trend continues every month.

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice,
had a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

I set the record for most campaign fundraising trips by a U.S. President. I
am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most
corporate campaign donations.

My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends,
Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S.
History, Enron.

My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure
my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.

I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation
or prosecution.

More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than
has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in
history.

I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to
intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in
U.S. history.

I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the
history of the United States government.

I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.

I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove
the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law. I refused to allow
inspectors access to U.S . "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have
refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President
since the advent of television.

I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period.
After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst
security failure in U.S. history.

I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center
attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in
the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for
protests against any person in the history of mankind.

I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive
attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against
the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world
community.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty
benefits for active duty troops and their families-in-wartime.

In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking
Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.

I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%)
view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.

I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to
justice.


RECORDS AND REFERENCES


All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's
library, sealed and unavailable for public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt
companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended
regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
public review. I am a member of the Republican Party.



PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN THE 2006 MIDTERM ELECTIONS

AND SEND THIS TO EVERY VOTER YOU KNOW.


you probably already knew this but i thought i would put it out there...

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Re: To anyone that votes! [Re: StroFun]
    #5995501 - 08/25/06 10:06 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

So what? you like him then?

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Re: To anyone that votes! [Re: StroFun]
    #6001633 - 08/27/06 01:15 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

It's not like he can be elected to a 3rd term... why is this addressed to voters?


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I find your lack of faith disturbing

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Re: To anyone that votes! [Re: Konnrade]
    #6001646 - 08/27/06 01:18 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Konnrade said:
It's not like he can be elected to a 3rd term



Not yet anyhow. Hell, he might just suspend elections indefinitely.


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Re: To anyone that votes! [Re: daimyo]
    #6001667 - 08/27/06 01:24 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

daimyo said:
Quote:

Konnrade said:
It's not like he can be elected to a 3rd term



Not yet anyhow. Hell, he might just suspend elections indefinitely.



Doesn't seem possible now, but if there were another terrorist attack like 9/11, who knows?


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Re: To anyone that votes! [Re: Silversoul]
    #6001711 - 08/27/06 01:41 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

IF they lift the 2 term max. Bill Clinton would wipe the floor with GWB.

Not even a fucking contest.

They could try to lift that and the 'American born' for the Govenator, but i doubt anyone in Congress would want another term for GWB, and don't want some Californian in charge of the White House.


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Re: To anyone that votes! [Re: Silversoul]
    #6001717 - 08/27/06 01:42 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Even if he could run again it wouldn't be in 2006. Some people are stupit


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Re: To anyone that votes! [Re: daimyo]
    #6003543 - 08/27/06 11:18 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

daimyo said:
Quote:

Konnrade said:
It's not like he can be elected to a 3rd term



Not yet anyhow. Hell, he might just suspend elections indefinitely.




Well first of all, america may have problems with seperation of powers right now, but lifting the 2-term limit is nothing more than a crooked political wet-dream.

Secondly, if all humans were suddenly stricken brainless, they still wouldn't be stupid enough to vote for someone who just abolished one of the key tenets of their democracy.

That would be like standing up for someone who just mugged you... not even a knuckle-walking evolutionary throwback is stupid enough to go along with that.


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I find your lack of faith disturbing

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Re: To anyone that votes! [Re: StroFun]
    #6003573 - 08/27/06 11:29 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I was a cheerleader.

:lol:

i had no idea



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Re: To anyone that votes! [Re: Silversoul]
    #6003584 - 08/27/06 11:34 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Doesn't seem possible now, but if there were another terrorist attack like 9/11, who knows?

this country's been through depressions, nuclear standoffs, invasions, revolutions, civil wars, and major conflicts in which more of our soldiers get killed in a week than we've lost during bush's whole administration, without a president suspending elections. even lincoln didn't do it. i just don't see it happening unless we get nuked on election day or something.


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Re: To anyone that votes! [Re: StroFun]
    #6003789 - 08/28/06 02:40 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

It's too depressing to read through all that, but I get your point. Bush II is the worst president ever. It comforts me somewhat to know that I never voted for him.

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InvisibleStroFun
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Re: To anyone that votes! [Re: Le_Canard]
    #6004478 - 08/28/06 12:20 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

impeachment. clinton got a bj thats it and he got impeached, for christs sake why is he still in office?????????????????????????????

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Re: To anyone that votes! [Re: StroFun]
    #6004542 - 08/28/06 12:45 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

He is above the law.
:thumbdown:


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Re: To anyone that votes! [Re: Konnrade]
    #6004660 - 08/28/06 01:27 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Konnrade said:

Secondly, if all humans were suddenly stricken brainless, they still wouldn't be stupid enough to vote for someone who just abolished one of the key tenets of their democracy.





Not being able to vote for someone based on an arbitrary notion of how long they should serve is a "key tenet of democracy"? You do realize that this term limit thing is a rather new notion, don't you?


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Offlinezappaisgod
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Re: To anyone that votes! [Re: StroFun]
    #6004664 - 08/28/06 01:29 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

StroFun said:
impeachment. clinton got a bj thats it and he got impeached, for christs sake why is he still in office?????????????????????????????




Clinton was impeached and disbarred for perjury. You did know that, right?


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Re: To anyone that votes! [Re: zappaisgod]
    #6008881 - 08/29/06 04:19 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

zappaisgod said:
Clinton was impeached and disbarred for perjury. You did know that, right?



... on the issue of a blowjob.

I suppose Bush is a saint in contrast.


Seriously, impeaching him was as dumb as keeping Bush in office.

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