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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: shampoo]
    #5975800 - 08/18/06 12:45 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I think he was referring to the "hope you wore a rubber, black chicks are all diseased" post about halfway through the thread :wink:

(it's been edited out, but that was the gist of it)


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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: shampoo]
    #5975803 - 08/18/06 12:46 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

and i am sure sex is a lot different!

And as far as that goes....obviously you haven't had sex with anyone who doesn't have your own skin colour :smirk:

It's pretty much the same :wink:


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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: trendal]
    #5975917 - 08/18/06 01:45 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Yea dude my first gf was a black chick.  I just recently dated a black chick for a week and a half till she asked me to hit her.  She sucked me off on the first date but dude I always thought that because black men have teh mighty long pen0r, black women would have teh pussy from the black abyss.  Turns out thats definately not the case, very tight pussy and a wonderful lover.  Maybe not the best sex I ever had, she said it was hers though.  Too bad she wanted me to hurt her :frown:


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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: passitbobbie]
    #5975971 - 08/18/06 02:02 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Jungle fever


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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: OzzyOz]
    #5975987 - 08/18/06 02:08 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: daimyo]
    #5976009 - 08/18/06 02:18 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I'd do the third one and maybe the first one if she was a trans


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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: Deadmaker]
    #5976015 - 08/18/06 02:20 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Deadmaker said:
Man, I'm fucking wasted, can't sleep and she is in my bed right now. Dude, something about this post makes me feel similar to Hitman......fuckin kill me someone.




Kick her out before she robs you blind.


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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: MOTH]
    #5976055 - 08/18/06 02:34 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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i'll be right over, Elle. :wink:





Girl...I don't know what it is with me! I'm sOOOO stimulated by women, but I am SO SHY!  I haven't been able to find a girl I can truly mesh with and (mess with).




No fucking way! Same here!


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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: Phoshaman]
    #5976174 - 08/18/06 03:21 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Phoshaman said:
Kick her out before she robs you blind.




:rotfl:


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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: Deadmaker]
    #5976237 - 08/18/06 03:41 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Imagine that the girl wakes while you're on the toilet, looks at your screen what you were doing, and sees that you started a thread called: "Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight."

Then, explain to her who Hitman is.


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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: Asante]
    #5976505 - 08/18/06 05:14 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

hahaha


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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: passitbobbie]
    #5976555 - 08/18/06 05:28 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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passitbobbie said:
I'd do the third one and maybe the first one if she was a trans



:werd:


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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: Deadmaker]
    #5976687 - 08/18/06 06:15 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

My ex-girlfriend was black, I had a few experiences with 2 other black women, they are fun as hell! But I drove them nuts too, because they never expected me to be so kinky and wild myself in bed.
I have a mellow, laid back personality so it kind of surprizes them.


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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: Skunk420]
    #5976700 - 08/18/06 06:24 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

:bondage:


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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: king_cobra]
    #5976727 - 08/18/06 06:36 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I just have European in me, Euros are known to be that way, I guess...judging by their porno :lol:


Edited by skunk78395 (08/18/06 06:51 PM)


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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: passitbobbie]
    #5976790 - 08/18/06 07:11 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

passitbobbie said:
Yea dude my first gf was a black chick.  I just recently dated a black chick for a week and a half till she asked me to hit her.  She sucked me off on the first date but dude I always thought that because black men have teh mighty long pen0r, black women would have teh pussy from the black abyss.  Turns out thats definately not the case, very tight pussy and a wonderful lover.  Maybe not the best sex I ever had, she said it was hers though.  Too bad she wanted me to hurt her :frown:




Sex/pleasure and pain go hand in hand. You'll nail a tranny but you won't inflict a little pain in the heat of the moment when your partner openly wants you to? :wtf: :lol:


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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: Deadmaker]
    #5976808 - 08/18/06 07:20 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

all i have to say is

BADUNKA DUNK!


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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5976811 - 08/18/06 07:20 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

lol liking trannies isn't as alien as someone wanting you to hit them.  Its about as alien as if she was riding you and as you came stuck a monte cristo in your mouth  :runaway:  :dancing:  :runaway:


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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: Deadmaker]
    #5976836 - 08/18/06 07:39 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Haha, I want to try that sometime. Almost scored with a black girl once but it never happened.


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Re: Dude...I totally just nailed my first black chick tonight. [Re: passitbobbie]
    #5976858 - 08/18/06 07:52 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

passitbobbie said:
I just recently dated a black chick for a week and a half till she asked me to hit her.






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