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InvisibleMOTH
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No husband...what now?
    #5974294 - 08/17/06 08:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I don't have a husband tonight.  Or the next night.  Well, I do, he's just not in town right now.  :frown:  He went to visit his grandparents before our trip to Boston on Sunday. 

He'll be back Saturday.  I have to work all weekend (pratically) so I couldn't go. 

I don't really know what to do with myself with him not here.  It's rare that we're seperated outside of regular work/school.  So I've been drinking beer and lazing around.  Tomorrow night, I'm going to be more spritely.  Maybe I'll go check out a club or a bar somewhere. 

:shrug: I'm not used to living alone.

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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974315 - 08/17/06 09:01 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

If you're bored, do any of the following...

A. Read a book.
B. Do drugs.
C. Write a poem.
D. Masturbate.
E. Do some more drugs.
F. Ronald Regan

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InvisibleMOTH
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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974334 - 08/17/06 09:05 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Well...

A, B, D, and E have all been taken care of.

I'm too anxious to write anything at present. Maybe after a few more beers.

Where's my Ronald Reagan when I need one...

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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974346 - 08/17/06 09:08 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Hmmmmmmnnnnnnmmmnmnmnnnmnmnnmmnnnnnnmnnmmmmmmm... compile a list of useless (or useful, its all your preference) and make your amazing pointing dog get them as fast as he or she can. Time yourself. ^_^

Edited by plurby (08/17/06 09:09 PM)

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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974351 - 08/17/06 09:09 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

You'll be alright Elle. :laugh:

"Heaven ain't something someone else can give - it's all inside of me" - Eyedea :sun:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974371 - 08/17/06 09:15 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Hubby's away and Ellemy needs to play. 

*Randal whips up some more shirtless pics for Ellemy*

:lol:  Just kidding.

Maybe you should watch a movie or something?

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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974389 - 08/17/06 09:18 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

crack out on the shroomery.
never leave.
eat,drink,smoke,post.


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"what is a weed, a plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered"--Ralph Waldo Emerson

"I'm sippin Hennessy, riding on my muthafucking enemies" -Meek Mill.


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974481 - 08/17/06 09:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I understand you Ellemysh

My girlfriend is out of town as well and she comes back saturday, too.

*Hug* We'll hang in there ! :smile:


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I'm drifting away from the shore
I will be lost in the dream when the dark days come
But I will make the time run backwards and
I'll make the stars shine again

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InvisibleMOTH
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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Snape]
    #5974506 - 08/17/06 09:45 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Thanks guys. 

I'm watching Pinky and the Brain again, getting stoned/drunk and playing with the dogs.

I wonder what HE'S doing right now.  :confused:

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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974579 - 08/17/06 10:21 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

I wonder who HE'S doing right now.




...thats better

:evil:


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InvisibleMOTH
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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: bobjones]
    #5974606 - 08/17/06 10:35 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Haha...I just talked to him.  He had dinner with his family + a girl he used to know named Christina.  She's sort of a "family friend." 

I'm not jealous though.  I just miss him.  :heart:

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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974624 - 08/17/06 10:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

EllemyshShade said:
I'm not jealous though.




That is good. Jealousy alone can often destroy a couple.


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I'm floating in the sea of stars,
I'm drifting away from the shore
I will be lost in the dream when the dark days come
But I will make the time run backwards and
I'll make the stars shine again

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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Snape]
    #5974631 - 08/17/06 10:50 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

We have a pretty open relationship.  I like to be there though.  :tongue2:  And have my own fun.  :smirk:

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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: joe666]
    #5974641 - 08/17/06 10:54 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

joe666 said:
crack out on the shroomery.
never leave.
eat,drink,smoke,post.




:lol:

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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974688 - 08/17/06 11:16 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I'm on my way to umm...keep you company.
:naughty:


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #5974694 - 08/17/06 11:19 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I wish, sweetie!  Here I am drinking alone...pretty freaking drunk actually...it would be nice to have some company.  :heart:

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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974739 - 08/17/06 11:37 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I think it should be noted I have an incredibly large penis


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5974749 - 08/17/06 11:40 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Details, please.  (as in measurements.)  :wink:

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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: MOTH]
    #5974758 - 08/17/06 11:41 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

As soon as I find my tape measure, I'm back


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Re: No husband...what now? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5974760 - 08/17/06 11:42 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Well, you are above average, right?

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