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would this work? (drug test)
#5972904 - 08/17/06 01:39 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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OK so my parents caught me smoking weed and gave me the choice to either move out or stop using and start going to weekly meetings and stuff. well every week at the meeting they give me a cup (it's called "iCup") and send me to the bathroom to piss... well i saw another thread about someone failing a test and then someone had posted a link to this fake penis and stuff so u can use clean urine to pass the test. well i don't have anyone watching me so i don't have to worry about that. but i saw in the kit are those heat pads that like u put in gloves and stuff in the winter to keep your hands warm.. i never thought of using that to keep the urine warm until the test. but anyways here's my question.. i am clean now and have been passing the tests. i was thinking if i save like a gallon of my piss (yea i know it's sick) but if i was to save it and use a little every week would that work? does urine like settle or break down over time? i only have to do this for 3 months so that's only about 12 tests I'm thinking if i save a gallon of piss i should be good. I'm sorry if this idea is retarded lol. i just thought of it and figured i would ask some people who might know a little bit more about this then me. well anyways. alright. thanks.
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Re: would this work? (drug test) [Re: myownelegy]
#5972913 - 08/17/06 01:41 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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find it at GNC, get the exact same thing
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Re: would this work? (drug test) [Re: Atheist]
#5972924 - 08/17/06 01:44 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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yea the thing is i don't have the money to buy something to flush me out every week. that's why i was thinking of just saving a bunch of my piss right now while it's clean and i can pass a test with it.
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Re: would this work? (drug test) [Re: Atheist]
#5972927 - 08/17/06 01:44 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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is that shit expensive? and how long does it take to work?
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Re: would this work? (drug test) [Re: myownelegy]
#5972936 - 08/17/06 01:47 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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myownelegy said: yea the thing is i don't have the money to buy something to flush me out every week. that's why i was thinking of just saving a bunch of my piss right now while it's clean and i can pass a test with it.
that probably wouldnt work, just because they also test the temperature of your piss
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Re: would this work? (drug test) [Re: Banez]
#5972942 - 08/17/06 01:49 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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that's why i was saying use those packets like the little bags that u put in gloves to keep it warm.
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Re: would this work? (drug test) [Re: myownelegy]
#5972951 - 08/17/06 01:52 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I've always wondered how long it would take urine to degrade enough to be useless for a test. If you find out, be sure to let us know.
Also, don't you have any friends that are clean? Take their piss w/ you in a container with some of the heating pads. It works EVERY time.
And get a job and move out of your parents house you damned druggie
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Re: would this work? (drug test) [Re: daimyo]
#5972954 - 08/17/06 01:53 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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yeah like daimyo said.. a friends piss would be good.. i wouldnt suggest heating pads because you cant really regulate the temp.. but.. get one to piss in a condom for you.. then just tape it around your leg.. heat it by body heat.
thats always worked for me
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Re: would this work? (drug test) [Re: Banez]
#5972961 - 08/17/06 01:55 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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or the armpit
that shits only 15 bucks and its like 100 pills
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Re: would this work? (drug test) [Re: Banez]
#5972962 - 08/17/06 01:55 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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haha ya i start my full time job monday... and problem is i don't really have any friends that don't take drugs.. lol and the ones that don't take drugs are like really anti drugs so they wouldn't help me out with passing the test.
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Re: would this work? (drug test) [Re: Banez]
#5972972 - 08/17/06 01:58 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Bro, just drink 3 or 4 gallons of water starting 24 hours from the test to about 1 hour before it. You will piss clean, I have used this method in the past, even at the MEPS station, and I smoked 3 days before I did the physical and swore in. My piss wasn't flagged either. Water is your friend. YMMV, and maybe I have just been lucky and passed every test I have ever taken.........
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Re: would this work? (drug test) [Re: myownelegy]
#5972982 - 08/17/06 02:01 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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myownelegy said: haha ya i start my full time job monday... and problem is i don't really have any friends that don't take drugs.. lol and the ones that don't take drugs are like really anti drugs so they wouldn't help me out with passing the test.
friend that wont help you pass a drug test, really isnt a friend at all
and spicy.. ne idea how long those pills take to flush u out?
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Re: would this work? (drug test) [Re: Banez]
#5972991 - 08/17/06 02:02 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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myownelegy said: haha ya i start my full time job monday... and problem is i don't really have any friends that don't take drugs.. lol and the ones that don't take drugs are like really anti drugs so they wouldn't help me out with passing the test.
friend that wont help you pass a drug test, really isnt a friend at all
and spicy.. ne idea how long those pills take to flush u out?
hah true. true. but yea i don't wanna take my chances with thos different flush methods or drinking lots of water if i could just use clean piss to pass. i just need to find out if it decomposes or whatever over time.
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Re: would this work? (drug test) [Re: myownelegy]
#5973018 - 08/17/06 02:09 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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You may have luck if you post the question in the science forum. Or any science forum for that matter.
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Re: would this work? (drug test) [Re: daimyo]
#5973234 - 08/17/06 03:26 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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alrite. i'll give it a try. i hope someone can answer this.
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Re: would this work? (drug test) [Re: myownelegy]
#5973258 - 08/17/06 03:34 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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myownelegy said: OK so my parents caught me smoking weed and gave me the choice to either move out or stop using and start going to weekly meetings and stuff.
why not do as your parents recomended, either move out or stop using, it's their house, their rules, show them a little respect and obey those rules or get your own place and make your own.
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OHSBrave06 said: friend that wont help you pass a drug test, really isnt a friend at all
I see it just the opposite, a friend that'll help you cheat your parents is a 'friend' that'll probably steal from you, a real friend would show respect for your parents and encourage you to do the same, of course in these modern times people tend to have a very skewed view of friendship, shit like 'bro's before hos' comes to mind, a real friend would tell you that your chick was trying to fuck around with him
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Re: would this work? (drug test) [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5973456 - 08/17/06 04:33 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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myownelegy said: OK so my parents caught me smoking weed and gave me the choice to either move out or stop using and start going to weekly meetings and stuff.
why not do as your parents recomended, either move out or stop using, it's their house, their rules, show them a little respect and obey those rules or get your own place and make your own.
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OHSBrave06 said: friend that wont help you pass a drug test, really isnt a friend at all
I see it just the opposite, a friend that'll help you cheat your parents is a 'friend' that'll probably steal from you, a real friend would show respect for your parents and encourage you to do the same, of course in these modern times people tend to have a very skewed view of friendship, shit like 'bro's before hos' comes to mind, a real friend would tell you that your chick was trying to fuck around with him
the way i see it i am obeying them. i never bring it to the house or come home high or anything.
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Re: would this work? (drug test) [Re: myownelegy]
#5973468 - 08/17/06 04:37 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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so how'd they catch you smoking?
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Re: would this work? (drug test) [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5974088 - 08/17/06 07:45 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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they drove by and saw my car at a friends house when i told them i was somewhere else. so they come to the door and i answered it and i was really baked and they knew it.
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Re: would this work? (drug test) [Re: myownelegy]
#5974724 - 08/17/06 11:29 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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anyone know?
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Re: would this work? (drug test) [Re: myownelegy]
#5974741 - 08/17/06 11:37 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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stop doing drugs until you are out of the program
simple enough
and move out of your parents house if you want to continue to get high and they dissaprove
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Re: would this work? (drug test) [Re: redrum187]
#5976028 - 08/18/06 02:25 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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i know i'm off drugs. i just got the idea of saving the clean piss for the tests and was wondering if it would ferment or something
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Re: would this work? (drug test) [Re: myownelegy]
#5980142 - 08/19/06 10:11 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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so nobody knows? i've been looking and still can't seem to find an answer anywhere on the internet.
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Re: would this work? (drug test) [Re: myownelegy]
#5980164 - 08/19/06 10:15 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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buy a whizzinator....its the best way
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Re: would this work? (drug test) [Re: apfrommsp]
#5980170 - 08/19/06 10:16 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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i don't really need that. this place just gives me the cup and sends me to the bathroom to do whatever i need to do. it's just the fact that i don't really have anyone who could give me piss to use...
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Re: would this work? (drug test) [Re: myownelegy]
#5980213 - 08/19/06 10:26 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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The cup is small why a gallon. Also I like the condom leg thing. Just fill a 20 oz bottle and if u get 1/4 low quite useing. Then when its gone ur clean again. 20oz O also I would jar it and PC it for preservation lol. I mean it.
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Re: would this work? (drug test) [Re: mikeownow]
#5980887 - 08/20/06 04:09 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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for the niacin/flushing agent: i thought it had to be the shit that WILL give you a flush. not the shit that says "flush free".
i have used the straight Niacin, with flush. it cleaned me out in about a week. as opposed to 2 or more weeks to get clean, taking it once a day, in the morning, like 500-1000mg. i barely passed though. it took a while for the line to show up (a NIDA 4, drop-some-piss-on-the-cartridge type thingy test. btw, it was for probation) for me to pass.
after that, i discovered the joy of too much water for your kidneys to handle. that and a little b-vitamins for color about an hour before the test. works every time 
but about the piss getting stale thing, if i were to do it, i would put it in the fridge. cooling things down always makes them last longer. i don't know how safe that would be in your situation though.
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Re: would this work? (drug test) [Re: chubbycharley]
#5980897 - 08/20/06 04:31 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yes, just use your own piss, if you are sure it is clean. If you are not being watched when you fill the cup, then there shouldn't be a problem - just make sure it is warm enough, and body heat will take care of that.
Drinking a ton of water before hand isn't going to help the situation, all that will do is dilute the amount of actual urine. My girlfriend did this when she applied for a job, and there was not enough urine itself to test, because it was so diluted in water. She had to wait another week to get the job, as they sent it off to do a test that could do a better job of detection. She passed.
Why risk it by taking things and spend time worrying about whether or not you will pass, when you could just save clean piss and know for a fact that you have nothing to worry about? Of course, the whole idea of saving piss and carrying it around isn't the most attractive. It sounds like you need to get away from your parents.
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