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 MOTH
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 Hormonally active 
#5970391 - 08/16/06 06:19 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm hormonally active and I don't know how to turn it off. 
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 mikeownow
Humungus fungus
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 Re: Hormonally active [Re: MOTH]
#5970412 - 08/16/06 06:23 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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get a screw driver and a nail. Now nail that into Ur esophagus and then pull it out and then stick the screw driver in and feel around oh and make sure its a small Filip's. Now once you find the screw just give it about 1/4 inch turn to the rite. Off it goes.
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MOTH
Wild Woman
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Re: Hormonally active [Re: MOTH]
#5970415 - 08/16/06 06:23 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Nevermind. I'd say "suck it out of me" but there isn't much point since you can't.
This entire post is pointless, come to think of it.    
Nevermind, my bad!
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MOTH
Wild Woman
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Re: Hormonally active [Re: mikeownow]
#5970421 - 08/16/06 06:24 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
mikeownow said:
Now nail that into Ur esophagus
Ooo...you just don't know. How tempting that sounds.
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KidgardFromSRQ
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Re: Hormonally active [Re: MOTH]
#5970422 - 08/16/06 06:24 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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if you're female id say the best way to start is send noodz.
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MOTH
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What exactly will that accomplish?
And for the purpose of this thread, fine, I'm not female. I'm some sort of oblong, multi-sex creature with purple tentacles from a galaxy far far...FAR FAR FAR FAAR away.
I have sex using my brain.
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redrum187
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Re: Hormonally active [Re: MOTH]
#5970444 - 08/16/06 06:29 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
EllemyshShade said:
I have sex using my brain.
in that case it sounds like some mental masturbation is in order
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MOTH
Wild Woman
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Re: Hormonally active [Re: redrum187]
#5970450 - 08/16/06 06:31 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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No...I have nothing left.
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king_cobra
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Re: Hormonally active [Re: MOTH]
#5970468 - 08/16/06 06:37 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
EllemyshShade said:
I'm some sort of oblong, multi-sex creature with purple tentacles from a galaxy far far...FAR FAR FAR FAAR away.
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MOTH
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Re: Hormonally active [Re: MOTH]
#5970470 - 08/16/06 06:37 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Basically...FUCK, my world is ending every second. Hormones are surging through my body...shamefully: yes, I'm a girl and yes, I'm PMSing hardcore. I just can't stop feeling at the verge of violence/tears. So where do I go for santuary? The Shroomery, the only place I can bitch and moan semi-anonymously.
I was FINE yesterday. Today...I wonder if I'll make it through the week alive.
And GODDAMN. Yes, okay, YES.
I may delete this entire thing. It's just too embarressing.
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Mike_yy
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Re: Hormonally active [Re: MOTH]
#5970481 - 08/16/06 06:40 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hormonal women scare me !!
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Dreamer987
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 Re: Hormonally active [Re: MOTH]
#5970491 - 08/16/06 06:44 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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JK. Its not just you. Heidi gets pretty apeshit too, and her birth control makes it worse i think.
Takes away some of the freedom, not being completely anonomous anymore huh?
remember back in the day, when you could post, and you knew that you would never have to meet anybody who read it?
Makes things abit more complicated these days.
wher am i going with this?
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DeathCompany
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Re: Hormonally active [Re: Dreamer987]
#5970496 - 08/16/06 06:46 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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take drugs cause drugs can fix anything
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Saucerfulofmoon
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Ill sex you up baby
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Newbie
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Re: Hormonally active [Re: MOTH]
#5970502 - 08/16/06 06:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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They're all a part of who you are, and they're just chemicals. Treat them like the chemicals you embrace (psilocybin, etc..) Ride with them and learn from them. 
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DeathCompany
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Re: Hormonally active [Re: Newbie]
#5970512 - 08/16/06 06:49 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
NewbieShroomie said:
They're all a part of who you are, and they're just chemicals. Treat them like the chemicals you embrace (psilocybin, etc..) Ride with them and learn from them.
If she does that shell probably end up killing the next person to knock on her door
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MOTH
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Re: Hormonally active [Re: Dreamer987]
#5970536 - 08/16/06 06:58 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Dreamer987 said:
JK. Its not just you. Heidi gets pretty apeshit too, and her birth control makes it worse i think.
Takes away some of the freedom, not being completely anonomous anymore huh?
remember back in the day, when you could post, and you knew that you would never have to meet anybody who read it?
Makes things abit more complicated these days.
wher am i going with this?
I don't know. But I do know that I know what you mean. People "know me" here now. 
Anyway...I just got some rump-action from my hubby, so I feel better.
Wait, what am I saying. I'm so happy that I can't stop crying. 
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WoodsCall
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 Re: Hormonally active [Re: MOTH]
#5970668 - 08/16/06 07:29 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Rump action, ha!
You. Are. Awesome. 
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mikeownow
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Re: Hormonally active [Re: WoodsCall]
#5970793 - 08/16/06 08:00 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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anal?
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leery11
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Re: Hormonally active [Re: mikeownow]
#5970923 - 08/16/06 08:28 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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the voice is a necessary tool for properly utiziling the flow of energy and emotion that western matrixcized living suppresses.
you can simply chant a very loud tone corresponding to how you feel and what emotion you need to leave, and it can be a scream if need be, or something
then in time you will transform the tone into a pleasing tone that is restorative for the body and the mind.
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