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Bjork
    #5968724 - 08/16/06 06:02 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Oh Bjorky Bjorky Bjorky. What better way to celebrate my new centenary of posting on the shroomery with a celebration. What female on this planet is more desirable than Bjork? What a truly beautiful woman. And she's from Iceland, a total bonus. What music, what dancing, what indecipherable gibberish. Look, she's dressed as a swan, metaphorically swimming through her music like a....human lady swan that looks slightly oriental, being coinsciously metaphorical about something. Hell she even gets naked in her videos. Shit a plant is suddenly growing out of her head! She's writhing in agony! No wait shes just dancing... Now she's holding her head and squeeling. Now she's actually singing normally, and it's just as beautiful as before. And she's away again, she's got a 17th century ruff constume on and she's pretending to be a beaver, building a dam on the river to prevent attack from ferrets, to a background of skittering beats and 12th century monk choirs. Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ladies and gentlemen, Bjork.


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Re: Bjork [Re: mr_kite]
    #5968818 - 08/16/06 08:00 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Bjork is a conduit for the heavenly music of the next phase of existence.


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Re: Bjork [Re: mr_kite]
    #5968888 - 08/16/06 09:00 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Ever seen that video of her attacking a reporter in Thailand? She just got off the plane and some little Thai chick tried to talk to her...Bjork got this seriously creepy look on her face then lunged at the reporter.

Was fuckin' weird...Bjork would be the last person I would expect to go ballistic for no reason.


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Re: Bjork [Re: Rono]
    #5968947 - 08/16/06 09:29 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

That reporter had been stalking her for sometime, really pestering her.

I don't blame Bjork, the paparazzi are scum.


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Re: Bjork [Re: mr_kite]
    #5969074 - 08/16/06 10:34 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

She's interesting :heart:


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Re: Bjork [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #5969125 - 08/16/06 10:53 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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theorganicdomino said:
That reporter had been stalking her for sometime, really pestering her.

I don't blame Bjork, the paparazzi are scum.




http://www.salon.com/ent/video_dog/media/2005/12/06/bjork_fight/index.html


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Re: Bjork [Re: Rono]
    #5969277 - 08/16/06 11:57 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I don't think she's that great... she is original and have great production ideas but i just get tired of her music and her whole alien image...


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Re: Bjork [Re: AngeloWish] * 1
    #5969342 - 08/16/06 12:26 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I really love her. Her voice is pretty amazing. I mean the way she belts is quite... infectious. Sometimes she's a little much for me. BUt i do think she's one of the best artists of this generation.


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Re: Bjork [Re: Aninator]
    #5969378 - 08/16/06 12:47 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ccUPYKxbvo

Oops, I didn't see someone already posted this video, oh well maybe this ones faster.


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Re: Bjork [Re: mr_kite]
    #5969396 - 08/16/06 12:57 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)


:heart:


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Re: Bjork [Re: mr_kite]
    #5969586 - 08/16/06 02:15 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Im drunk now, and again I say, I realy, realy, realy, realy, realy, realy, realy, realy, realy like Bjork.


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Re: Bjork [Re: mr_kite]
    #5969587 - 08/16/06 02:15 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

NB replace "realy" with "really" throughout


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Re: Bjork [Re: mr_kite]
    #5969598 - 08/16/06 02:18 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I'd like to take mushrooms with Bjork and then have sex with her while we are both peaking. Then maybe we could jam and come up with a cool song during the come down.


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Re: Bjork [Re: mr_kite]
    #5969599 - 08/16/06 02:19 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)



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Mad_Larkin said:  Death is just a thang.
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MrJellineck said:  Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about.
sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat... :snowman:


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Re: Bjork [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
    #5969623 - 08/16/06 02:23 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

She is one kooky french bitch.



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Re: Bjork [Re: MrJellineck]
    #5969656 - 08/16/06 02:31 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

She is getting old and fat to.


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Re: Bjork [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
    #5969733 - 08/16/06 02:49 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

My post was supposed to be accompanied by a totally sweet gif, but it seems to have been deleted from it's original source.


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Re: Bjork [Re: MrJellineck]
    #5969773 - 08/16/06 02:59 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Bjork [Re: MrJellineck]
    #5969860 - 08/16/06 03:25 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)



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Re: Bjork [Re: ivi]
    #6106169 - 09/27/06 07:27 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

how MORE amazing can this girl get?

check this out!



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Re: Bjork [Re: Simisu]
    #6106203 - 09/27/06 07:42 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

Simisu,
thats was a cool interview man!
i love this chick. shes so creative. i aww at her creativity.


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Re: Bjork [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
    #6106224 - 09/27/06 07:54 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

indeed, have you seen "the making of medulla"?


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Re: Bjork [Re: Simisu]
    #6106225 - 09/27/06 07:54 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

If you haven't seen it yet Dancer in the Dark is absolutely brilliant. I love this movie, although the first 30 minutes are very difficult to get accustomed to the recording style.


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Re: Bjork [Re: Eraserhead]
    #6106230 - 09/27/06 07:56 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

actualy i'm listening to the soundtrack right now but i've never seen the movie befor :sad:

she's just gone through 107 steps :tongue:


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Re: Bjork [Re: Eraserhead]
    #6106232 - 09/27/06 07:58 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

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If you haven't seen it yet Dancer in the Dark is absolutely brilliant. I love this movie, although the first 30 minutes are very difficult to get accustomed to the recording style.



yeah i seen that movie and loved it! didnt she kill some one in that movie. bjorks a murderer.


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Re: Bjork [Re: LosAngelesGraff]
    #6106258 - 09/27/06 08:13 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

He asked her to kill him.

Simisu, do everything in your power to see it :wink:
Not sure if this one has any seeds http://piratenovaDOTcom/torrent.php?id=214979

This one has seeds http://www.mininovaDOTorg/tor/164839

of course replace dot with a .  not sure if I can link to torrent sites from here.


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Re: Bjork [Re: Eraserhead]
    #6110490 - 09/28/06 08:29 AM (17 years, 4 months ago)

unfortunatly i'm still backwards about torrents (i dunno how to use them and i don't have the energy to learn about it right now, maybe when i get a new computer to whore :tongue:)

anyway i've been looking at some inteviews and stuff on youtube and found this... i don't know what to say really except that i wish i was born "the guy next door" from bjork  :yesnod:




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