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truekimbo2
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i need poeple to feel bad for me
#5968158 - 08/15/06 11:48 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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none of my roommates give a fuck.
i just played 2 and half hours of poker to get out in 5th place on some bullshit. only first place got the prize.
i had AK, i call mimimum raise. flop is A94. other person minimum raises me and i go all in over the top of it. he calls and flips over JJ. turn is useless. then, in slow motion, like a bad horror movie the river is a jack. i cannot believe my eyes.
like... its not easy to play poker that long and not make a game ending mistake. its very hard not to mention boring as fuck. that guy had a 5% chance of hitting that card. to have my whole night turn completely bullshit because that motherfucker didn't know when to let go of pocket jacks.
so anyways, someone shed a tear for me.
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Re: i need poeple to feel bad for me [Re: truekimbo2]
#5968163 - 08/15/06 11:51 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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poker isn't all skill, you can get fucked over alot
i know a dumbass who won 15k in a local tourny and he isn't the greatest poker player.
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Re: i need poeple to feel bad for me [Re: barfightlard]
#5968172 - 08/15/06 11:59 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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kill yourself.
Or you could just get over it. Its a gamble for a reason. How much did you lose on this game? 10 bucks or something? I'm sure you will be just fine. Cards don't always fall in your favor
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truekimbo2
Cya later, friends.


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Re: i need poeple to feel bad for me [Re: TrippinTeddy]
#5968200 - 08/16/06 12:11 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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just sad because that was pretty much my whole night.
also, i'd prefer to bust out based on my own mistakes than someone else's
(i believe it was a mistake on his part, if we replayed that hand 20 more times i'd win them all statistically, and if we played 100 times he'd only win it another 5)
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Re: i need poeple to feel bad for me [Re: truekimbo2]
#5968348 - 08/16/06 12:51 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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yep it was a mistake on his part. but once again, poker is still a gamble. especially when you play agaisnt lesser apponents. trust me I've played for 5+ years now and i've come to terms with it.
Dont be a phil helmuth
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Re: i need poeple to feel bad for me [Re: truekimbo2]
#5968402 - 08/16/06 01:04 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Feeling bad for you when I don't would make me a liar, and liars go to hell
You don't seriously want me to go to hell, do you?
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Re: i need poeple to feel bad for me [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
#5968409 - 08/16/06 01:07 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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All hippies go straight to hell *enjoy the stay
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truekimbo2
Cya later, friends.


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Re: i need poeple to feel bad for me [Re: OldSpice]
#5968416 - 08/16/06 01:09 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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alounacara, unfortunatly i don't understand the relevence of your statement at all.
also, i am over it now. i would like to thank everyone for thier support through this difficult time for me.
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Re: i need poeple to feel bad for me [Re: truekimbo2]
#5968424 - 08/16/06 01:11 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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He thinks I'm a hippy and I'm going straight to hell for it
I assure you I'm not a hippy (oh shit do I really sound like a hippy?), but I'm probably going to hell anyway
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Re: i need poeple to feel bad for me [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
#5968470 - 08/16/06 01:26 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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hell will be one hell of a trip.
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truekimbo2
Cya later, friends.


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Re: i need poeple to feel bad for me [Re: mikeownow]
#5968477 - 08/16/06 01:31 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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has there ever been a movie featuring some stoner in hell with a huge grin on his face kind of wandering around with a bong all like "whatever man"? there should be.
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Re: i need poeple to feel bad for me [Re: truekimbo2]
#5968483 - 08/16/06 01:34 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I saw a Kids in the Hall skit like that once. The guy traded his soul to the devil in exchange for his hair to grow an endless supply of weed. Fair swap, IMO.
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Re: i need poeple to feel bad for me [Re: truekimbo2]
#5968486 - 08/16/06 01:35 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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The only scene that even comes close is the end of Little Nicky
I'm stealing you're idea though, so in about ten years you know who to thank
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truekimbo2
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Re: i need poeple to feel bad for me [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
#5968505 - 08/16/06 01:46 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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you can only steal my idea if you also add a quick 15 second of explaining that autistic poeple are mind controlling everyone. i REALLY want to make a movie about that, but i am just a lazy nobody.
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Re: i need poeple to feel bad for me [Re: truekimbo2]
#5968512 - 08/16/06 01:54 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Do you know how many autistic people would flip out and force me to kill myself if I were to do that?
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Re: i need poeple to feel bad for me [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
#5969205 - 08/16/06 11:31 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: i need poeple to feel bad for me [Re: truekimbo2]
#5969217 - 08/16/06 11:37 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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That happens to everybody in poker, why the fuck should we feel sorry for you at all? Its a game of bullshit luck...
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