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Offlinetheorganicdomino
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Dumb Fun Question
    #5965620 - 08/15/06 10:21 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Cavemen vs Spacemen, who would win?
Cavemen V Spacemen
You may choose only one


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Re: Dumb Fun Question [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #5965625 - 08/15/06 10:24 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

What time period?


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Re: Dumb Fun Question [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #5965630 - 08/15/06 10:25 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Prehistoric, I'd guess


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Re: Dumb Fun Question [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #5965672 - 08/15/06 10:41 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

let's pretend that somehow the spacemen are in space and can't leave their suits, and the cavemen are on earth and can breathe fine. yet somehow they are also together fighting. The cavemen could just poke a hole in the spacemen's suits and they would depressurize and die. Plus space suits are heavy and space men don't even have weapons.


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Re: Dumb Fun Question [Re: RedNucleus]
    #5965692 - 08/15/06 10:48 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Is the flux capacitor involved in any of this?


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Re: Dumb Fun Question [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #5965737 - 08/15/06 11:02 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

we need to make this an even match.

spacemen will have advanced technology and weapons.

They could just lazer beam a poor unsuspecting monkey man. Rocks and sticks of wood can only get you so far. Can we have a steel cage match? One on One.

Caveman would own that. Spaceman would own in a war type setting


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Re: Dumb Fun Question [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #5965752 - 08/15/06 11:07 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Spacemen would be all scrawny and sickly due to technology doing everything for him, so in a cage match, monkey man for sure.


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Re: Dumb Fun Question [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #5965753 - 08/15/06 11:07 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Spacemen clearly will win. They have superior technology.

In a cage match the odds will be evenly balanced.
On earth, the cavemen will win, but in a zero-G environment the spaceman beats the caveman everytime.


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Re: Dumb Fun Question [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #5965769 - 08/15/06 11:12 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

In a spaceman setting then the spacemen would nuke the planet from orbit. In hand combat definitely the caveman.

Human tribesmen are known to defeat a lion with a club or a spear, and our pre-human ancestors were a whole lot more powerful and agile than we were.

A spaceman would try to punch a caveman in the nose, while a caveman would jump on top of the spaceman, grab a stone in the palm of his hand and starts pounding.

Humans only won because of our inventions. Our bodies are shit unless trained and skilled, and society discourages that. A marine would have a tough job defeating a neanderthal man in hand combat, and most of us are nowhere near marines level as to fitness, attitude and skill.


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Re: Dumb Fun Question [Re: theorganicdomino]
    #5965779 - 08/15/06 11:16 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Cavemen would be so hungry, they would just chomp the spacemen to death. :cool:
If that didnt do the trick, they would call their sabre tooth
kitty pets, to finish up. :thumbup:


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Re: Dumb Fun Question [Re: shithead]
    #5965818 - 08/15/06 11:30 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Has anyone thought about what would happen if a spacewoman mated with a caveman?

I mean how could they resist those big strong muscles and that glisten in their eyes. Oh think of how powerful those beastly men must be. They could surely fulfill those deep dark desires that the spacemen tend to over look because they are too busy with their technology. I bet spacewomen every where long to let a caveman to have their way with them.

Chud baby's everywhere.


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