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ZippoZ
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I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning......
#5965219 - 08/15/06 04:38 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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WTF
so i was just getting back from canada and decided to take a rest in a michigan rest area, i was asleep for about an hour when i woke back up and was looking for my water bottle,
lo and behold someone had parked next to me, and not only that he was seriously jerking off, with the door to his truck open, dome light on, and i dont think that he had any pants on......
WHAT THE FUCK.
i understand how there might be a need to rub one off after a long drive to help get some sleep, but close the damn door, and turn off the fucking light!
after seeing this horiffic sight, i just laid back down for about 5 minutes and when i checked back the door was closed and i got the hell out of there...
talk about a rude awakening.
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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: ZippoZ]
#5965221 - 08/15/06 04:41 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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hahahahahahaha... maybe while watching you sleep he got ideas in his head that got him excited....
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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: ZippoZ]
#5965226 - 08/15/06 04:44 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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hahahahah i cant believe that! definitely NOT the best way to wake up.
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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: Crazy_Diamond]
#5965321 - 08/15/06 06:50 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Methed out truckers jackin off in a rest area..........fucking hard-core
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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: LloydChristmas]
#5965354 - 08/15/06 07:42 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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man... that's just.. horrifying.
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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: Aninator]
#5965358 - 08/15/06 07:45 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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oh man, well... at least it wasn't a couple of fat cops having anal sex
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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: Aninator]
#5965361 - 08/15/06 07:46 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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that's just fuckin crazy. I mean, damn, wtf was he thinking.
Edited by 0xYg3n (08/15/06 07:47 AM)
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KingOftheThing
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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: ZippoZ]
#5965370 - 08/15/06 07:52 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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guys also fuck in rest stops
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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: KingOftheThing]
#5965386 - 08/15/06 08:05 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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hah. dude that sucks.
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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: myownelegy]
#5965388 - 08/15/06 08:08 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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somebody liked you, maybe he left the door open hoping you would join him
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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: Ramlaen]
#5965392 - 08/15/06 08:13 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Whats your problem....I left my door open so you would get in and join me
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Aninator
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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: Saucerfulofmoon]
#5965394 - 08/15/06 08:15 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Saucerfulofmoon said: Whats your problem....I left my door open so you would get in and join me
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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: ZippoZ]
#5965436 - 08/15/06 08:52 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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That guy wanted you to see. He accomplished his goal.
Hey at least he wasn't standing next to your window.
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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: ZippoZ]
#5965446 - 08/15/06 08:59 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Walk up to him, stand in his door and with a straight face strike up a polite conversation about tire pressure and miles to a gallon. 
If he reacts like WTF, and he will, respond with that those were exactly your thoughts when you woke up to the sound of him jacking off with his door open.
Then drive off, leaving him bewildered in the french fries smell of your biodiesel 
Seriously, some stops are known places where people come for teh sex0r, and his open door was an open invitation for anyone to join him.
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Edited by Asante (08/15/06 09:01 AM)
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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: ZippoZ]
#5965481 - 08/15/06 09:18 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Last month while driving back from New Hampshire I became very tired while in Connecticut, but I was with my girlfriend and refused to go to a rest area because of an article I read about truckers kidnapping girls and selling them into the sex slave industry. People are odd.
Also, my uncle who is a trucker would tell me stories about transvestite prostitutes knocking on his window while taking a nap.
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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: ZippoZ]
#5965500 - 08/15/06 09:27 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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At least you woke up to a man masturbating in a vehicle next to yours, instead of waking up with his hairy manlihood dangling in your face... 
You seem like a magnet for these sorts of things hehe
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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: absolute zero]
#5965508 - 08/15/06 09:32 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
instead of waking up with his hairy manlihood dangling in your face...

That... would suck.
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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: LloydChristmas]
#5965580 - 08/15/06 10:01 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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LloydChristmas said: Methed out truckers jackin off in a rest area..........fucking hard-core

Zippoz, zippoz, zippoz.
This could only happen to you.
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BuddahKillah
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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: ZippoZ]
#5965618 - 08/15/06 10:19 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
zippoz said: WTF
so i was just getting back from canada and decided to take a rest in a michigan rest area, i was asleep for about an hour when i woke back up and was looking for my water bottle,
lo and behold someone had parked next to me, and not only that he was seriously jerking off, with the door to his truck open, dome light on, and i dont think that he had any pants on......
WHAT THE FUCK.
i understand how there might be a need to rub one off after a long drive to help get some sleep, but close the damn door, and turn off the fucking light!
after seeing this horiffic sight, i just laid back down for about 5 minutes and when i checked back the door was closed and i got the hell out of there...
talk about a rude awakening.
See, thats what make you do ... always
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ZippoZ
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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: BuddahKillah]
#5965646 - 08/15/06 10:33 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Not that i dont trust anyone, but whenever im sleeping in a rest area, there is usually a very large knife clutched in my hand under my pillow,
if someones nuts were to be in my face, they would be rolling around on the ground very shortly there after.
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ShroomFan
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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: ZippoZ]
#5965777 - 08/15/06 11:15 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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he cant get enough of your love babe
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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: ShroomFan]
#5966693 - 08/15/06 04:40 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Oh shit! That was you!?
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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: psiclops]
#5966702 - 08/15/06 04:43 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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LOL
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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: ZippoZ]
#5966735 - 08/15/06 04:52 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Was he carrying a duffle bag and mumbling something about "7-minute Abs"?
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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: ToTheSummit]
#5966740 - 08/15/06 04:53 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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But what about "6-minute abs"?
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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: PinballWizard]
#5966744 - 08/15/06 04:54 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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"Step into my office....CAUSE YOUR FUKIN' FIRED!!"
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ZippoZ
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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: ToTheSummit]
#5966768 - 08/15/06 04:59 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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i mean really, this was one of the most fucked up things i have ever seen, or woken up to, really.......
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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: ZippoZ]
#5969203 - 08/16/06 11:30 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Dont feel so bad, he should've had masturbaters etiquette But my friend J had a guy knock on his window repeatedly when he fell asleep in his car, the guy kept asking to suck his dick
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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: ShroomFan]
#5970181 - 08/16/06 05:23 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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*Masturbating right now*
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kaniz
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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: psiclops]
#5970669 - 08/16/06 07:30 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Wouldnt supprise me if he was cruising for sex @ the truck/rest stop. Hell, theres a whole series of websites called 'Truck Chasers' which is geared to helping gay-men find hookups at truck-stops.
methed out gay truckers looking for a quickie while on the road, great way to wake up! :P
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