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OfflineShroomFan
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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5965777 - 08/15/06 11:15 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

he cant get enough of your love babe


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Invisiblepsiclops
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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: ShroomFan]
    #5966693 - 08/15/06 04:40 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Oh shit! That was you!?


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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: psiclops]
    #5966702 - 08/15/06 04:43 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

LOL


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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5966735 - 08/15/06 04:52 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Was he carrying a duffle bag and mumbling something about "7-minute Abs"?


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OfflinePinballWizard
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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #5966740 - 08/15/06 04:53 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

But what about "6-minute abs"?


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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: PinballWizard]
    #5966744 - 08/15/06 04:54 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

"Step into my office....CAUSE YOUR FUKIN' FIRED!!"


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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #5966768 - 08/15/06 04:59 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

i mean really, this was one of the most fucked up things i have ever seen, or woken up to, really.......


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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: ZippoZ]
    #5969203 - 08/16/06 11:30 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Dont feel so bad, he should've had masturbaters etiquette But my friend J had a guy knock on his window repeatedly when he fell asleep in his car, the guy kept asking to suck his dick


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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: ShroomFan]
    #5970181 - 08/16/06 05:23 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

*Masturbating right now*


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Invisiblekaniz
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Re: I woke up to a guy jerking off this morning...... [Re: psiclops]
    #5970669 - 08/16/06 07:30 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Wouldnt supprise me if he was cruising for sex @ the truck/rest stop. Hell, theres a whole series of websites called 'Truck Chasers' which is geared to helping gay-men find hookups at truck-stops.

methed out gay truckers looking for a quickie while on the road, great way to wake up! :P


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