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Corporal Kielbasa

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i wish i was pregnant
#5962867 - 08/14/06 02:01 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Some times a wear a backpack under my shirt and just pretend. I been to a few babyshowers this month with more to come. Like now everyone is having children. WHY cant eye
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Shroomism
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Yeah cause exactly what this world needs is 10 billion more babies. Everyone should have 5 kids.
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delta9
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I'll get you pregnant.
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daimyo
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Re: i wish i was pregnant [Re: Shroomism]
#5962899 - 08/14/06 02:12 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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It's the Christian way.
Besides, why should the blacks and browns get to take over through sheer volume? Reproduce whitey, reproduce!
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Shroomism
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Re: i wish i was pregnant [Re: daimyo]
#5962906 - 08/14/06 02:14 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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/me goes and knocks up a small midwestern town
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ezsefix
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Re: i wish i was pregnant [Re: Shroomism]
#5962912 - 08/14/06 02:15 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Shroomism said: /me goes and knocks up a small midwestern town
They could use the genetic variation.
But ya, wanting to be pregnant cause your friends are pregnant is SELFISH and irresponsible. You should only bring a child into the world if you are gonna devote yourself to making sure that child isn't going to be a fucktard.
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Koala Koolio
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Quote:
Corporal Kielbasa said: Some times a wear a backpack under my shirt and just pretend. I been to a few babyshowers this month with more to come. Like now everyone is having children. WHY cant eye
Because you're one of the few good people who doesn't want to contribute to overpopulation because of some silly intstinct? :P
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Corporal Kielbasa

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i think its because i got a penis
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eligal
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Quote:
Corporal Kielbasa said: i think its because i got a penis
no its not that.
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Banez
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Re: i wish i was pregnant [Re: delta9]
#5963127 - 08/14/06 03:30 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
delta9 said: I'll get you pregnant.
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Koala Koolio
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Quote:
Corporal Kielbasa said: i think its because i got a penis
You're not very optimistic, are you?
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Prisoner#1
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Quote:
Corporal Kielbasa said: Like now everyone is having children. WHY cant eye
I can help you out in this department, I need $20 and a bottle of vodka, vaseline, a crow bar, 2 monkeys, a cat, a back scratcher, some water balloons, and a midget hooker in a clown suit and I'll have you knocked up by morning
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TYL3R


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Re: i wish i was pregnant [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5963189 - 08/14/06 03:51 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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All i need is a dirty picture, a baggie, and the United states postal service.
And a stamp.
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Corporal Kielbasa

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Re: i wish i was pregnant [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5963197 - 08/14/06 03:52 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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can i give birth to the midget?
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Banez
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if you have sex with a midget.
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Koala Koolio
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Re: i wish i was pregnant [Re: Banez]
#5963215 - 08/14/06 03:59 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Not a bad price for a lifetime of constant comedy at your disposal.
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Jadian
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Banez
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Quote:
Koala Koolio said: Not a bad price for a lifetime of constant comedy at your disposal.
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Banez
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Re: i wish i was pregnant [Re: Banez]
#5963238 - 08/14/06 04:04 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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like a litte midget sex slave.. put a little collar on her
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Corporal Kielbasa

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Did you hear the one about the two gay midgets that came out of the cupboard?
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Banez
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wow this thread is going soo far down hill
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Corporal Kielbasa

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Re: i wish i was pregnant [Re: Banez]
#5963259 - 08/14/06 04:09 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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it never was that far away from the bottom to start with.
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Banez
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true. i just wanted to help get u pregnant
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Jadian
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I think it's officially underground at this point. Or below sea level at least.
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Banez
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Re: i wish i was pregnant [Re: Jadian]
#5963272 - 08/14/06 04:12 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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is there a difference between midgets and gnomes?
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Jadian
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Re: i wish i was pregnant [Re: Banez]
#5963284 - 08/14/06 04:17 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Gnomes have beards and long hats?
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Koala Koolio
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Re: i wish i was pregnant [Re: Jadian]
#5963337 - 08/14/06 04:42 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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If you're plannin on having an ass-baby, I'm sure a midget would be more comfortable for you anyway.
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cannabis.queen
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Some of the responses here are just assinine, but i feel your pain. Just wanted to let you know that, lol your not a freak like the little boys in the pub would have you believe.
Having kids is something that I have thought about for years now and.. consitiering my age, I could still stand to wait at least 5 years (I'm only 20 atm) but yes. both my brothers went on to have kids, and now one is having a second one while the other is trying. Two people out of a small circle of friends have both had kids, one was a sheer novelty if you ask me.
Just don't have one for the wrong reasons.
If and when I decide to have a kid, I likely wont have more than just the one. I would like to adopt a child or even a baby from another country who needs the home more than any baby I can conceive on my own.
^.^ Don't give up on the dream, it's just best to act rationally is all.
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Yrtlzmo

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Edited by Yrtlzmo (02/06/13 09:26 PM)
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