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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa

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i wish i was pregnant
    #5962867 - 08/14/06 02:01 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Some times a wear a backpack under my shirt and just pretend.  I been to a few babyshowers this month with more to come.  Like now everyone is having children.  WHY cant eye :rolleyes:


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InvisibleShroomismM
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Re: i wish i was pregnant [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5962869 - 08/14/06 02:02 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah cause exactly what this world needs is 10 billion more babies. Everyone should have 5 kids.


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Re: i wish i was pregnant [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5962878 - 08/14/06 02:05 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I'll get you pregnant.


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Re: i wish i was pregnant [Re: Shroomism]
    #5962899 - 08/14/06 02:12 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

It's the Christian way.

Besides, why should the blacks and browns get to take over through sheer volume? Reproduce whitey, reproduce!


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Re: i wish i was pregnant [Re: daimyo]
    #5962906 - 08/14/06 02:14 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

/me goes and knocks up a small midwestern town


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Re: i wish i was pregnant [Re: Shroomism]
    #5962912 - 08/14/06 02:15 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomism said:
/me goes and knocks up a small midwestern town




They could use the genetic variation.

But ya, wanting to be pregnant cause your friends are pregnant is SELFISH and irresponsible. You should only bring a child into the world if you are gonna devote yourself to making sure that child isn't going to be a fucktard.


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InvisibleKoala Koolio
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Re: i wish i was pregnant [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5962916 - 08/14/06 02:16 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Corporal Kielbasa said:
Some times a wear a backpack under my shirt and just pretend.  I been to a few babyshowers this month with more to come.  Like now everyone is having children.  WHY cant eye :rolleyes:




Because you're one of the few good people who doesn't want to contribute to overpopulation because of some silly intstinct? :P


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa

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Re: i wish i was pregnant [Re: Koala Koolio]
    #5962963 - 08/14/06 02:38 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

i think its because i got a penis


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Invisibleeligal
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Re: i wish i was pregnant [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5963056 - 08/14/06 03:14 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Corporal Kielbasa said:
i think its because i got a penis





no its not that.


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Re: i wish i was pregnant [Re: delta9]
    #5963127 - 08/14/06 03:30 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

delta9 said:
I'll get you pregnant.




:headboard:


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InvisibleKoala Koolio
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Re: i wish i was pregnant [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5963130 - 08/14/06 03:31 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Corporal Kielbasa said:
i think its because i got a penis




You're not very optimistic, are you?


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Re: i wish i was pregnant [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5963140 - 08/14/06 03:36 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Corporal Kielbasa said:
Like now everyone is having children.  WHY cant eye :rolleyes:




I can help you out in this department, I need $20 and a bottle of vodka, vaseline,
a crow bar, 2 monkeys, a cat, a back scratcher, some water balloons, and a midget
hooker in a clown suit and I'll have you knocked up by morning


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Re: i wish i was pregnant [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5963189 - 08/14/06 03:51 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

All i need is a dirty picture, a baggie, and the United states postal service.

And a stamp.


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa

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Re: i wish i was pregnant [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5963197 - 08/14/06 03:52 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

can i give birth to the midget?


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InvisibleBanez
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Re: i wish i was pregnant [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5963199 - 08/14/06 03:54 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

if you have sex with a midget.


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InvisibleKoala Koolio
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Re: i wish i was pregnant [Re: Banez]
    #5963215 - 08/14/06 03:59 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Not a bad price for a lifetime of constant comedy at your disposal.


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Re: i wish i was pregnant [Re: Koala Koolio]
    #5963231 - 08/14/06 04:02 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

It's like having your own little punchline at all times.


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InvisibleBanez
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Re: i wish i was pregnant [Re: Koala Koolio]
    #5963237 - 08/14/06 04:03 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Koala Koolio said:
Not a bad price for a lifetime of constant comedy at your disposal.




:rofl2:


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InvisibleBanez
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Re: i wish i was pregnant [Re: Banez]
    #5963238 - 08/14/06 04:04 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

like a litte midget sex slave.. put a little collar on her


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InvisibleCorporal Kielbasa

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Re: i wish i was pregnant [Re: Koala Koolio]
    #5963240 - 08/14/06 04:05 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Did you hear the one about the two gay midgets that came out of the cupboard?


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