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Good Times
    #5961868 - 08/14/06 05:11 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

So this weekend I made a trip up to Pittsburgh Kansas. Its a very small old mining town in case you don't know it. Trust me you really have no reason to. I'm from TX by the way. 

Only reason I go to this place is to see really good friends that have moved there.

OK first night I'm there my friends and I get wasted. I'm not talking oh we got really drunk. No... we got falling over puking into bowls and then again on the floor, who am I, whats my name, who the fuck are you, drunk. We were also taking darvisets and xanax on top of the ungodly amounts of booze.

We go to a local bar in Pittsburgh were everyone knows everyone. My friend Rachel is there for like 20 minutes and this chick walks up to her and says "did you fuck my man?".  So Rachel is like "fuck you cunt", "You don't even know who I am" Me being drunk, I try to instigate it further. I walk up, put my arm around Rachel and said to this other girl "Listen you little twat, My good friend Rachel here fucked your man." "She did it so well in fact he loves her and wants to leave you."

At this point we got separated by random people that didn't want to see a girl fight. God knows why? So like 2 minutes go buy and this chick mouths something to my friend and, well.. Rachel kinda flipped out. She ran over there and punched a cigarette out of this girls face. So fucking funny if you had seen it.

Well the bouncer had been watching close and as soon as this happened he grabbed up Rach and threw her out. Well I followed and I was so busy listening to the gems of wisdom pouring from Rachel's mouth, on top of watching the fiasco unfold, I forget that you need to step down in order to properly use a step. Apparently I thought i could just float off the porch.. who knows I was wasted.

In this moment of pure genius on my part, I completely roll my ankle. Yeah heard a pop and everything. Its swollen to the size of a grape fruit. Totally all black and blue. I think it may even smell a little.

So this means I can't party right? Fucking WRONG. It means I took more dravisets and continued to drink and walk on this thing. Man I'm smart. Did this also the following night as well. Where more crazy shit happened but this is getting way to long. Also I would like to point out that I go to take a piss and this other random Kansas girl by the name of Kendra walks over and says "You took my spot, fuck it I'm pissing anyways". She totally pulled down the trousers and relived her self right there next to me. Sounded like a waterfall. Oh and we were at a house and no one was in the bathroom so... I guess just peeing outside is sometimes more entertaining. 

One more story before I stop this really long post. At another bar we were at previously to the bar in this story. I met a girl who told me she loves to suck cock. Yeah she said just like that. She also informed me of fact that she hates it when a guy just grabs her hair and trys to face fuck her. She says, "she doesn't suck cock because she wants you to cum, she does it because she likes to suck cock". My reaction to this conversation was simply "Thats fair", "I will be right back, I have to tell my friends what a total slut you are." and I walked away. Later on that same girl bought me a beer? People from Pittsburgh KS are a little different.

Anyways... not sure if i broke my ankle or not but, I have no health insurance and no job at this time, and about 100 bucks in my account. 

On the bright side... I love those Kansas girls.
Never a dull moment, always a great time.  :thumbup:


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For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.



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Re: Good Times [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #5961879 - 08/14/06 05:25 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Its time I took a road trip :smile2:


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Re: Good Times [Re: eligal]
    #5962236 - 08/14/06 10:19 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

LOL

I think you might be the only person who actually read this.

Oh well. Road trips are always the best


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For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.



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