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OfflineHyper_Panda_GO
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Do you get checked for STD's?
    #5960962 - 08/13/06 10:51 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I don't, and that's something I really need to change, partly out of laziness, partly out of anxiety

I usually trust my partners when they tell me they're clean

I suppose if I ever did contract something, I'd go on a murder spree


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Re: Do you get checked for STD's? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5960975 - 08/13/06 10:55 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

So you'd go kill multiple people if you got say....genital herpes? Or are we talking about HIV here? Tons of people have herpes.....


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Re: Do you get checked for STD's? [Re: Cubieman420]
    #5960983 - 08/13/06 10:57 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

HIV or AIDs is a killing spree for me

Herpes would probably result in an ass beating and me just sulking for a few days


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Re: Do you get checked for STD's? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5960985 - 08/13/06 10:58 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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THEY MUST PAY FOR THEIR SINS WITH THEIR OWN BLOOD!!!




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Re: Do you get checked for STD's? [Re: special_k]
    #5960995 - 08/13/06 11:02 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Heh heh

Once I had this funny vision where I was HIV positive and I went to a kindergarten class, slashed my wrists, and started dancing around little kids and showering them with my blood


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Re: Do you get checked for STD's? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5961000 - 08/13/06 11:04 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

You'd have to slash them first


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Re: Do you get checked for STD's? [Re: special_k]
    #5961006 - 08/13/06 11:05 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I'd just it's magic juice and drinking it will give them the power to fly without wings

Little kids go for that shit


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Re: Do you get checked for STD's? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5961320 - 08/14/06 12:21 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I don't use condoms because they hurt my cock and they look gay, so yeah I get checked. I don't trust most women either, I won't have sex unless I know for sure they are clean and on some form of birth control.


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Re: Do you get checked for STD's? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5961331 - 08/14/06 12:25 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

i have been tested for HIV but not other stds. HIV tests take ten minutes and are free. Hell you even get a big bag of condoms.

I should get to a doctor and get blood work though just to find out if i got anything lurking around my junk. But that costs cash and no medical so thats a lot of cash.......


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Re: Do you get checked for STD's? [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5961338 - 08/14/06 12:28 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

it's free if you get tested for STD's by your normal doctor. all you need to do is pee in a cup. it's called a protein test.


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Re: Do you get checked for STD's? [Re: pantsboy]
    #5961345 - 08/14/06 12:30 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

its not free when you arn't covered by any plans. a doc visit alone would cost me 50 bucks and thats just for a plain ole visit.

Does the protein test cover all stds?


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Re: Do you get checked for STD's? [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5961356 - 08/14/06 12:33 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

all of them expect HIV which requires it's own seperate test.

they're are also some STD's which can't always be detected through a protein test. Chlamydia (known as a silent killer) is one of them.


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Re: Do you get checked for STD's? [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5961362 - 08/14/06 12:34 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

wanna hear a scary fact?

Approximately 20 million people are currently infected with HPV. At least 50 percent of sexually active men and women acquire genital HPV infection at some point in their lives. By age 50, at least 80 percent of women will have acquired genital HPV infection. About 6.2 million Americans get a new genital HPV infection each year.

altho i guess its one of those diseases that us guys dont need to worry about ? :smile:


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Re: Do you get checked for STD's? [Re: kake]
    #5961376 - 08/14/06 12:37 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

women also deveople uterin cancer after being infected with HPV. HPV is what i am actually most worried about. All the photos on the net are of huge gross out breaks. I wonder if there are smaller varieties. I also wonder if HPV can act like small pimple.


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Re: Do you get checked for STD's? [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5961379 - 08/14/06 12:38 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Free clinics are fun anyway

I knew the HIV test was different from regular testing, but I didn't know it was that short

Makes me reconsider


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Re: Do you get checked for STD's? [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5961383 - 08/14/06 12:40 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

HPV tests are very simple though and can be administered by any doctor or nurse.


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Re: Do you get checked for STD's? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5961387 - 08/14/06 12:41 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Normaly each county has a couple. You just walk in fill out a questionair then get a prick on the finger. Take a swab place it in a vile and wait to see if a reaction happens. Like a prego test kinda but with blood not urine.


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Re: Do you get checked for STD's? [Re: pantsboy]
    #5961392 - 08/14/06 12:42 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

i should just go get one. Pay the cash and be satisfied knowing.


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Re: Do you get checked for STD's? [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5961398 - 08/14/06 12:45 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Same procedure when I went to one because I thought I had herpes

After some waiting, I walked out in a minute feeling like a dumbass because she told me herpes couldn't appear in the mouth


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Re: Do you get checked for STD's? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5961401 - 08/14/06 12:46 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

What about on the lips?


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Re: Do you get checked for STD's? [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5961405 - 08/14/06 12:48 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

There was a white bump on the gum of my bottom set of teeth that I would later trace to a jammed toothbrush accident

Oh shit, I served this kid who HAD to have herpes on the lips and it looked some sort of alien spawn


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Re: Do you get checked for STD's? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5961508 - 08/14/06 01:36 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Cold sores are herpes on the mouth. I caught mouth herpes on my cock from my girlfriend.


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Re: Do you get checked for STD's? [Re: Buddha5254]
    #5961515 - 08/14/06 01:39 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I've seen pictures of genital herpes

It kind of looks like a cylindrical roasted marshmallow


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Re: Do you get checked for STD's? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5961516 - 08/14/06 01:39 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Once you catch herpes it never goes away, right?


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Re: Do you get checked for STD's? [Re: pantsboy]
    #5961519 - 08/14/06 01:40 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

In some malignant cases


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Re: Do you get checked for STD's? [Re: Hyper_Panda_GO]
    #5961700 - 08/14/06 03:13 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Mitch Hedberg quote:

I've had the AIDS test four times. And that shit is scary, doesn't matter what you've been doing. So I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore; I get the roundabout AIDS test. I call up my friend Brian and say "Brian, do you know anyone that has AIDS? No? Cool. 'Cause you know me."


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Re: Do you get checked for STD's? [Re: pantsboy]
    #5961715 - 08/14/06 03:20 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

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Once you catch herpes it never goes away, right?




Right. It's a virus. You can't cure it; just prevent outbreaks.


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Re: Do you get checked for STD's? [Re: Gumby]
    #5961753 - 08/14/06 03:35 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I don't know what I was thinking when i typed my response


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