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They're like little keebler elves! (salvia)
    #5957392 - 08/12/06 07:29 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Alright, its time I tell the tale of my venture into the land of Lady Salvia.  I sat reclined in a comfortable chair, and said "I think I'm going to take a hit" 

So I cut a piece off my salvinorin paper at a dose I was sure would send me beyond the upper reaches of the psycho-sphere, loaded the pipe, and proceeded to ignite. 

It all burned up in less than a second, and I held it deep and long.  I immediately felt the room start dissolving into a homogeneous mixture of existence, like sugar dissolving in a hot cup of tea.

All of a sudden, I came to, and I was awake in a room of green.  It was made entirely of plants, blossoming and blooming in every possible direction.  They had this beautifully iridescent quality to them. 

Then opened a door, and out walk these little balls of energy that begin swarming around my feet.  I knew that they were friendly, as they greeted me with a smile and some kind of little elven laugh.  I all of a sudden knew who they were...  the guides of this realm.  They took my hand and led me to this table where they told me to lie down.  I did as they asked, and they proceed to tell me that they were going to heal me. 

I had no idea what they were talking about, but I knew it was going to be great.  They reached inside my stomach, and pulled out this brownish black lump of energy, replacing it with this light, of a colour that has no earthly counterpart.  I knew something was better, but I didn't know what.  I just accepted it and diffused about salvia-land.  I dissolved into the air again, only to be greeted by the same elves.  I remember saying to my buddy that they looked like keebler elves, but they were green, and completely different.  I remember this making me laugh harder than I have probably ever laughed before. 

I regained my composure, and the elves took my hand again.  They said "She's ready to see you now"

"Who?"

"You know..."

"I do know..." 

And then I was lead up to this castle, very similar to the Emerald City from the Wizard of Oz.

I entered this big chamber, and there she was, a beauty beyond compare.  She smiled, and all of a sudden, I was bombarded by insight after insight, like a massive explosion where the insight only fueled deeper insight.  Then, she bowed, and faded away into the background.  Nothing was said, but I knew she had given me something. 

I continued to play with the elves, and then like that, I opened my eyes, let out the usual "Holy fuck dude..." and then I was completely normal again. 

:heart: Peace :heart:

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Re: They're like little keebler elves! (salvia) [Re: Quoiyaien]
    #5957599 - 08/12/06 09:06 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

that was nice.
really nice.
super really nice.


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Re: They're like little keebler elves! (salvia) [Re: redgreenvines]
    #5957836 - 08/12/06 10:36 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Care to explain some of the insights (if possible)?


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Re: They're like little keebler elves! (salvia) [Re: redgreenvines]
    #5958411 - 08/13/06 04:23 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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redgreenvines said:
that was nice.
really nice.
super really nice.




:tongue: :thumbup:


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Re: They're like little keebler elves! (salvia) [Re: qwertymkonji]
    #5961962 - 08/14/06 07:19 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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qwertymkonji said:
Care to explain some of the insights (if possible)?


I don't mean to speak for the author of the thread, obviously, but in my own experiences with salvia, the insights I'm given by the entities on the other side are totally unspeakable.

It's like when you've just eaten shrooms or LSD and then take a hit of nitrous: EVERYTHING can be laid clearly and painfully bare before your eyes, and the profound nature of what you've been shown sticks with you, but in trying to describe it to someone you remember the experience most clearly as rapid shifts in geometric patterns or vivid hallucinations of fractal color.

Great trip report, Quoiyaien!  I can't say I've ever had a salvia trip with the character that yours seems to have taken (who knows though? I can hardly remember them half the time on account of sheer weirdness  :tongue: ).  Long live the Utterly Different-Looking Green Keeblers Elves of the Salvia-realm!


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I will not fear my passions like a coward.
My body I will give to pleasures,
to diversions that I’ve dreamed of,
to the most daring erotic desires,
to the lustful impulses of my blood, without
any fear at all, for whenever I will—
and I will have the will, strengthened
as I’ll be with contemplation and study—
at the crucial moments I’ll recover
my spirit as was before: ascetic.”


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Re: They're like little keebler elves! (salvia) [Re: Lion]
    #5968480 - 08/16/06 01:32 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

3 words, salvia, kicks, ass.


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As they walk through my garden and steal my fruit, damn devils in a three piece suit.

yeah they walk through my garden and eat my fruit damn puppets, the boys in blue.


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Re: They're like little keebler elves! (salvia) [Re: MauiGanjaMonster]
    #6188846 - 10/19/06 11:44 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Salvia sounds like perhaps one of the funnest and most incredible psychedelics out there. I hope to try it one day, but have never seen anyone who carries it locally. All these experiences have my mouth watering to give it a try.


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Re: They're like little keebler elves! (salvia) [Re: EthericOctopuss]
    #6191893 - 10/20/06 05:24 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

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EthericOctopuss said:
Salvia sounds like perhaps one of the funnest and most incredible psychedelics out there. I hope to try it one day, but have never seen anyone who carries it locally. All these experiences have my mouth watering to give it a try.




Well it is first off.

And if it's not around locally where you are then just do a search for it. I'm sure you won't be lacking results. I've only bought salvia online myself but I've heard that it's also available at a headshop nearby.


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Re: They're like little keebler elves! (salvia) [Re: truffleupagus]
    #6192902 - 10/20/06 11:04 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

dude you had a great experience. i'd like an experience like htat


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Re: They're like little keebler elves! (salvia) [Re: Eternitys_Child]
    #6196861 - 10/22/06 08:11 AM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Okay so I just now read your trip report Quoiyaien. Very nice indeed! Do you have any concept of how much time elapsed while all of this was going on for you?

I've still yet to have a breakthrough on salvia myself but my first time (with 10x and amanitas) I felt like I came very close. It felt like middleground or like I was somewhere between this reality and Salvia land for a moment. Breaking through completely seems like it may have been easier than just teetering on the threshold but I won't know until I've been there I guess. 20x sounds like a good plan for the near future.


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