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Offlinexxxchristian69
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my big nite in the city
    #5957314 - 08/12/06 07:05 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

as best i can remember it it twas a friday i belive i headed out to get some robbotussin for a good trip i drank the whole bottle down and started walking through the city i statrted to think about the places i had been in my dreams when i reliezed the street i was walking down was the same streeet i had walked down in my dreams i decided to keep walking i started thinking that i would live on the street maybe get a dog and raise him become a good jainst some how i came across a group of people have a party i walked up to them and had a seat we were all just sitting around laughing talking jokeing the funny thing is i cant remmeber if i even said anything just thought it eventually everyone went inside and so i followed them into a room with a foosball table a and a few chairs there were alotta pretty girls and we just kinda vibed togethor hanging out haveing fun and then more and more poeple started to show up we moved up stairs and i met more people everyone had losta questions for my and was real nice we hug and talked and smoked alota pot with each other all in all it was a vary magical nitesome vary intresting things happened that nite people started talking about things i had never told them things they could never know as far as i can tell it got to the poitn were i relized everything was being run on my brains as is i was giveing the commands of to the world i have the super computer dontroling all being people moved as i wan ted them to move exitstance was in fact everything i could create untill it all wne tvary wrong from from what i can tell some demons showed up and hurled me rite off my magical hill i mean they tossed me rite outa there everyone at the party instantly was mad at me and wanted me to leave i do think i broke a persons bead when i was there cant say i went to but when you get a in a tiff with demons things are bound to be broken any way after i got outa the house i satrted walking trying to make my way home next thing i know i'm in some car clawing at the door trying to get out i got really scared becouse i was in some one elses car and i'm on probation i didnt want to get in any trouble so i open the door and keep going that when thin gs get really bad i cant tell wich direction i'm walki9ng i cant see for shit everything is like some horbily gone wtrong trip but i stay calm and dontn think about getting busted by the cops i just keep on walking knowing that i'm gonna be ok eventually everything clears up and i find myself at the public libary at 3.30 in the morning some cops show up and ask me what happening so i excplain to them how i'm just trying to get home and wouldnt you know it they whip out there cell phones call up my dad and he comes out there drives me home to my grandmahs house what great people so i get home and go to sleep and wake up the next morning i take a shower and explain to my family how i was at a party in downtown richmond i ask my aunt to take me to the store so she drops me off a ukrps were i get a bottle of 8 oz robo tussin i drink it straight up and start walking that when all of a sudden i poop myself i feel not at all ashaimed of this and i go to the nearest store and clean up i then head home to clean up on the way i come across a vary nice women and her kids who give me a ride home so i get home tell my grandmah what happened and take shower i then decide hey i'm gonna go for a walk in the woods in my boxxers like a jain monk i am gonna return to the woods noone trys to stop me but hwne i get back home my family is vary mad at me for leaveing with just my boxxers on so i put on some blue jeans and a white shirt and start walking into the city i head all the downtown and wonder all over the city i kept trying to call my family but none would anwser the phone or come get me me my grandpah said he would but i got tired of waiting for hima nd left so i wondered around for a,ong time and came across this man who wanted me to go ona trip with him he was a gay man i belive and offered to buy me a few beers so we went o to a cafe that was open the cafe stoped serving like 2 hours ago so we heaeed out i was gonna go with him on his trip but then on the way to my house to get my clothswe stop at a gas station and i change my mind i tell him i dont wish to go on the trip any more so i keep on walking finally i find a good spot to sleep a patch of grass on the side of the street i wake up the next day around 6 am with fire trucks and police cars everywere askign me if i'm ok i tell em yup i'm fine jst gettin ina good nap so they lemme go greaT GUYS TO WORRY ABOUT ME so i'm kinda tired and wanna find a nice place to relax under a tree and get some sleep so i find a nice spot and lay down and sleep when i'm woken uip by a man with 2 dogs threating to release them on me if i dont leave i peicefully tell the man ok KEEP ON MY WAY i must mention that whenever i was thirsy an asked for water i was given water at this piitn i was really hungry being as i ddint want to take money from anyone not even beg for the sake of the fact that it was there money and they ddint need to spend it on me but wouldnt you know i found somwe french fries in the trash and some tomotoe and letuce i'm a veagan so this was a good find i eat it and was vary thankfull to wrap thing up a nice girl gave me bus fare home and i rode the bus here took a shower and basicly here i am tellign you this story of a part of my everyday life things are vary maguical in this world and anything is posbble i KNOW NOW THAT I HAVE THE ABILTY TO DO ANYTHING


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Offlinexxxchristian69
Your not realyour just anillusion
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Registered: 04/05/06
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Re: my big nite in the city [Re: xxxchristian69]
    #5957316 - 08/12/06 07:06 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

i would really like to hear from you guys


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Re: my big nite in the city [Re: xxxchristian69]
    #5957330 - 08/12/06 07:10 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

xxxchristian69 said:
as best i can remember it it twas a friday i belive i headed out to get some robbotussin for a good trip





I stopped reading here.
Also.. learn to paragraph.
And write english


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InvisibleIn(di)go
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Re: my big nite in the city [Re: Shroomism]
    #5957337 - 08/12/06 07:13 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomism said:
Quote:

xxxchristian69 said:
as best i can remember it it twas a friday i belive i headed out to get some robbotussin for a good trip





I stopped reading here.
Also.. learn to paragraph.





hahaha i stopped reading at the exact same spot... GMTA


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Re: my big nite in the city [Re: xxxchristian69]
    #5957339 - 08/12/06 07:14 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Not a single punctuation mark


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Offlinexxxchristian69
Your not realyour just anillusion
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Re: my big nite in the city [Re: xxxchristian69]
    #5957349 - 08/12/06 07:18 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

i am a prophet i can teach you the way of peice


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Re: my big nite in the city [Re: xxxchristian69]
    #5957351 - 08/12/06 07:18 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Go to english class first


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Offlinexxxchristian69
Your not realyour just anillusion
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Re: my big nite in the city [Re: xxxchristian69]
    #5957356 - 08/12/06 07:19 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

read if you want to learn anything dont you have the abilty to read without proper grammer show me your smart


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Edited by xxxchristian69 (08/12/06 07:20 PM)


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OfflineSaucerfulofmoon
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Re: my big nite in the city [Re: xxxchristian69]
    #5957357 - 08/12/06 07:20 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Not going to even botherrrr....


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Re: my big nite in the city [Re: xxxchristian69]
    #5957362 - 08/12/06 07:21 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

No man, that's absolute shit.

No one in their right fucking mind is going to read a wall of shit. Hurts your fucking eyes to even look at it.


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OfflineOrganic
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Re: my big nite in the city [Re: xxxchristian69]
    #5957363 - 08/12/06 07:21 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

some words I noticed skimming...

grandmah
robbotussin
tomotoe


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Re: my big nite in the city [Re: xxxchristian69]
    #5957382 - 08/12/06 07:26 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

i didn't even read it. I just saw a block of text and read the replies to the thread.


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Re: my big nite in the city [Re: xxxchristian69]
    #5957393 - 08/12/06 07:30 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

xxxchristian69 said:
read if you want to learn anything dont you have the abilty to read without proper grammer show me your smart





*don't
*ability
*grammar
*you're


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Re: my big nite in the city [Re: xxxchristian69]
    #5957405 - 08/12/06 07:33 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

You need a fucking blog.  :stonedjerk:


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Re: my big nite in the city [Re: In(di)go]
    #5957406 - 08/12/06 07:34 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Whoa, that paragraph looks like it's a fucking maze through the letters. It's cool to look at that paragraph when you are ripped. just. crazy. I don't even know how to explain it.

shit, i'm fookin stooned.


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Re: my big nite in the city [Re: xxxchristian69]
    #5957412 - 08/12/06 07:35 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

when all of a sudden i poop myself i feel not at all ashaimed of this and i go to the nearest store and clean up i then head home to clean up on the way i come across a vary nice women and her kids who give me a ride home so i get home tell my grandmah what happened




Quote:

i found somwe french fries in the trash and some tomotoe and letuce i'm a veagan so this was a good find i eat it and was vary thankfull to wrap thing up




:what:


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Re: my big nite in the city [Re: Organic]
    #5957424 - 08/12/06 07:40 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

try making that into something we can actually read!

YOU CAN DO IT! I believe in you


Edited by Leanin (08/12/06 07:41 PM)


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Offlinexxxchristian69
Your not realyour just anillusion
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Re: my big nite in the city [Re: Leanin]
    #5957433 - 08/12/06 07:43 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

ok your rite i willbut this is gonna take me some time ok i'm just glad your trying to read it


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Re: my big nite in the city [Re: xxxchristian69]
    #5957452 - 08/12/06 07:48 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

xxxchristian69 said:
i'm just glad your trying to read it



:runaway:


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Re: my big nite in the city [Re: xxxchristian69]
    #5957590 - 08/12/06 09:01 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

holy shit you're fuckin retarded man


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