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Which Sports Announcers Do You HATE
#5953371 - 08/11/06 09:51 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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A. Jon Miller - I cannot stand this fat pretentious bastard. I hate his voice, his "analysis" and everything else about him. He is, bar none, the worst sports announcer on television. The fact that he's with Joe Morgan doesnt help. I dont mind Morgan THAT MUCH. I think I probably have a strong aversion to him because I associate him with Miller. Miller keeps ruining the play-offs for me, because he is inexpicably announcing on both the television AND local radio. I hate this guy.
B. Joe Buck. Who made this skinny little twerp a sports authority? And he's doing NFL games this year? Thats horrible...
C. Maybe not an announcer, but I really need to throw Stuart Scott in there. If you cant understand why I hate Stuart Scott, its probably impossible to explain to you. I loathe him.
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Re: Which Sports Announcers Do You HATE [Re: Madtowntripper]
#5953561 - 08/11/06 11:27 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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1. John Madden. He's an idiot, and proves it every time he opens his mouth. This idiocy is good for some laughs, though.
2. Joe Buck. He's an annoying, ugly dork with a voice i dislike.
3. I too despise Stuart Scott, because he sound so unnatural, like when he says "booya" it's as if a grandfather were rehearsing it.
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Re: Which Sports Announcers Do You HATE [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
#5953770 - 08/11/06 12:50 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Morgan and Miller are flat out the worst I have ever heard. They make Cosell and Meredith seem serious. When Miller manages to spit out Morgan's cock and actually call the game he still gets it wrong, three pitches later. And Morgan is an hysterical retard who keeps second guessing people whose job nobody would give him even though he blew every GM in the league to get an interview. I wouldn't let Morgan manage a DENNY'S. He'd blow out their wait staff in one season.
Joe Buck doesn't bother me. I probably haven't heard enough of him though.
And Stuart Scott is disgusting. BOOOOOOOOYAH. Oh, shut the fuck up and tell us what happened. SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND. Word to Stuart, you're not Al Pacino. Or Cuban. Or a drug dealer. You're a moron in a suit on television. And an ugly suit at that. You should be shining Berman's shoes. At least you wouldn't be Peter Principled out of usefulness.
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Re: Which Sports Announcers Do You HATE [Re: zappaisgod]
#5954447 - 08/11/06 04:53 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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that crazy looking fuck that does the big horse races. I'll find his picture and info. I'm sure he's on drugs.
Tom Hammond... creeps me out
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Re: Which Sports Announcers Do You HATE [Re: Nashbar]
#5954453 - 08/11/06 04:56 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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someone agrees with me, I was tripping during the race and that guy serious fucked with my head.
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Re: Which Sports Announcers Do You HATE [Re: Nashbar]
#5954553 - 08/11/06 05:41 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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MICHAEL KAY. i fuckin hate that guy hes a moron.
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Re: Which Sports Announcers Do You HATE [Re: Hamstercut]
#5954666 - 08/11/06 06:34 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Phil Sims and Randy Cross. They do NFL for CBS and they always seems to do Bronco games. I fucking hate them both and wish them and their kin eternal damnation.
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Quote:
Penguarky Tunguin said: Phil Sims and Randy Cross. They do NFL for CBS and they always seems to do Bronco games. I fucking hate them both and wish them and their kin eternal damnation.
there is nothing good about CBS in any way
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Re: Which Sports Announcers Do You HATE [Re: Nashbar]
#5955413 - 08/12/06 12:19 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Nashbar said: that crazy looking fuck that does the big horse races. I'll find his picture and info. I'm sure he's on drugs.
Tom Hammond... creeps me out
Is he that guy that always turns off the mic to make inappropriate comments to his co-announcer in the movies
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Re: Which Sports Announcers Do You HATE [Re: Basilides]
#5956798 - 08/12/06 02:54 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hawk and DJ broadcasting the white sox games locally in chicago. Hawk was one of the worst general managers in history (albeit one of the shortest lived). "You can put it on hte board, yes!", i hate that stupid call.
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Re: Which Sports Announcers Do You HATE [Re: Rapmaster]
#5957000 - 08/12/06 04:49 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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The Sox radio announcers make up for it...
Rooney and Farmer were the best, but even the new announce team is pretty good...
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Re: Which Sports Announcers Do You HATE [Re: Madtowntripper]
#5960163 - 08/13/06 06:40 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Miller: I don't know how he has 1 home run with a swing like that.
Morgan: Well, someone must have thrown it right where he was swinging.
How the fuck else would you hit a home run asshole.
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Re: Which Sports Announcers Do You HATE [Re: Madtowntripper]
#5967610 - 08/15/06 08:57 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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ron santo is an idiot.
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Re: Which Sports Announcers Do You HATE [Re: Madtowntripper]
#5967634 - 08/15/06 09:06 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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1. John Madden 2. John Madden 3. John Madden
What an asshole he is.
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