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Offlinebeatnicknick
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If you could ask Bush one question, in person...
    #5953075 - 08/11/06 05:00 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Well?

I'd ask: 1) Do you feel if you try and gain any more power, and a group of Americans wont stand for it and try to take the government back to the people, you could label them "terrorists" and use your new terrorist policies (kidnapping without telling family, no trial, and torture) on these Americans?

No matter if he said yes or no, I'd kick him in the balls, slap him in the face, and run my ass off.


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Re: If you could ask Bush one question, in person... [Re: beatnicknick]
    #5953403 - 08/11/06 10:11 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I'd ask him if I could date his daughter, they are both hotties.


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Re: If you could ask Bush one question, in person... [Re: xDuckYouSuckerx]
    #5953493 - 08/11/06 11:04 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Why ask? Just go for it.


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Re: If you could ask Bush one question, in person... [Re: zappaisgod]
    #5953637 - 08/11/06 11:55 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I would ask why he supports a blood thirsty, terrorist nation like Israel, and not do the same for others. What makes Israel so special?


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Re: If you could ask Bush one question, in person... [Re: beatnicknick]
    #5953658 - 08/11/06 12:07 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

i would ask king george how he can rant and rave about "islamic fascists who will use any means to destroy those of us who love freedom"..while at the same time drafting legislation to the same end...


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Re: If you could ask Bush one question, in person... [Re: beatnicknick]
    #5953665 - 08/11/06 12:12 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

George bush can you please lean over with your mouth slightly opened. *he does it*....

I then proceed to get my bunghole inches from his mouth and release a wet fart into his mouth, to give back a little of what comes out of his mouth everyday.


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Re: If you could ask Bush one question, in person... [Re: Hank, FTW]
    #5953783 - 08/11/06 12:54 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

alpharedecho said:
I would ask why he supports a blood thirsty, terrorist nation like Israel, and not do the same for others. What makes Israel so special?




Those of us who have been sentient for more than 15 seconds know that the US has supported Israel for decades, far longer than GWB has been president. So, how about an intelligent question?


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Re: If you could ask Bush one question, in person... [Re: zappaisgod]
    #5953785 - 08/11/06 12:55 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Like anna's.


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Re: If you could ask Bush one question, in person... [Re: beatnicknick]
    #5953802 - 08/11/06 01:01 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I'd ask him what strategery he has planned for ensuring democracy for the Iraqi peoplery.


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Re: If you could ask Bush one question, in person... [Re: Silversoul]
    #5953897 - 08/11/06 01:45 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I actually had a dream the other night that I got to have a little chat with George in his office. I asked him how he sleeps at night, with murder and corruption being carried out through his Administration.


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Offlineleery11
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Re: If you could ask Bush one question, in person... [Re: kake]
    #5954025 - 08/11/06 02:34 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

i'd ask him if he is acting of his own free volition as president of the united states, and if so, if he's doing it from his heart.

he would have to be truthful, that's the rules though.


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Re: If you could ask Bush one question, in person... [Re: leery11]
    #5954042 - 08/11/06 02:40 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

leery11 said:
i'd ask him if he is acting of his own free volition as president of the united states, and if so, if he's doing it from his heart.

he would have to be truthful, that's the rules though.




THAT is the first good question proposed.


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Re: If you could ask Bush one question, in person... [Re: zappaisgod]
    #5954930 - 08/11/06 08:25 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

What is this war REALLY for? Why did I loose my legs? Why do I cry to sleep every night? Why do I feel so alone?

Edited by USMCamputee (08/11/06 08:27 PM)

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Re: If you could ask Bush one question, in person... [Re: USMCamputee]
    #5955100 - 08/11/06 09:45 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

whats it gonna be punk...do you feel lucky?

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Re: If you could ask Bush one question, in person... [Re: beatnicknick]
    #5955118 - 08/11/06 09:52 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I'd ask him for a pardon


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Re: If you could ask Bush one question, in person... [Re: DirtMcgirt]
    #5955132 - 08/11/06 10:02 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I'd ask him if he's noticed any strange white stains in the oval office.


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Re: If you could ask Bush one question, in person... [Re: beatnicknick]
    #5955242 - 08/11/06 10:58 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I'd ask him: "How the hell did you get elected for president TWICE??". :tongue:

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Re: If you could ask Bush one question, in person... [Re: beatnicknick]
    #5955364 - 08/11/06 11:50 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I'd ask him to pass the potatoes.


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Re: If you could ask Bush one question, in person... [Re: beatnicknick]
    #5955421 - 08/12/06 12:27 AM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Sorry, I wouldn't blow the opportunity of a lifetime by asking the most powerful man in the world only one question.

And I would never ask him anything without carrying truth serum.
After forcing the truth serum down his gullet I would ask:

"Welcome, Mr. President. Now that I have you here what does it feel like to be a self-righteous fraud and a fake Christian, stooping so low as to shamelessly exploit religion to get elected and becoming the worst President in U.S. history before your second term is even complete? Do you realize that you could find the cure for cancer and still always be remembered as 'The guy who blundered in Iraq'?"

"Do you understand the difference between resoluteness and being just plain stubborn?"

"Why do you feel compelled to go against the Founding Fathers and break down the wall between Church and State when the founder of your faith said, 'Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's and unto God that which is God's?

"What does the phrase 'Blessed are the peacemakers' mean to you?"

"What are the true motives of your handlers for the lack of a drive towards alternative fuels especially in regards to the Iraq war?"

"Why do you wage war so damn much?"

"Is force your answer to every human problem?"

"Did you play with toy army soldiers much as a child?"

"Is there any issue which you do not view in Black or White terms?"

"Truthfully, do you wage war to compensate for your lack of a penis that is capable of satisfying a woman?"

"Do you surround yourself with hyper-aggressive males such as the incompetant Rumsfeld for the same reason?"

"Do you understand why you keep Saddam Hussein's handgun as a personal souvenir?"

"Why does ideology always trump science and reason in your administration?"

"Under what circumstances would you agree to resign and allow a real man to lead our nation in a wise and thoughtful manner?"


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Edited by zorbman (08/12/06 11:21 AM)

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Re: If you could ask Bush one question, in person... [Re: zorbman]
    #5956845 - 08/12/06 03:19 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Are you Helen Thomas?


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