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Anno
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Naked tourist 'maybe on drugs'
#5952120 - 08/10/06 09:54 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_1980476,00.html
Naked tourist 'maybe on drugs' 09/08/2006 22:14 - (SA) Geneva - An American tourist who ran naked through a peaceful Swiss town, vandalised a church and escaped from police clutches by jumping into a lake could have been on hallucinogenic mushrooms, a local magistrate said on Wednesday.
The 34 year-old from Massachussetts, who has since been allowed to return home, ran amok in the western town of Morges, by Lake Geneva, two weeks ago,
He started babbling incoherently in the hotel lobby, stripped off his clothes and ran naked along the quayside, broke a stained glass window in the nearby protestant temple with a stool and set a precious 1898 bible alight, police in Morges said.
After being seized and handcuffed by police, he made a leap for freedom into the lake and bit two people who tried to help him while he was hanging on to a boat.
Having recovered his senses, he later appeared before investigating magistrate Gilles Riva and "coherently" explained that he had eaten "magic mushrooms" that he had bought in the Netherlands during a trip through Europe.
"He said he had lots of regrets and said sorry at least fifty times," Riva told the Swiss news agency ATS. Riva said the mushroom theory was "possible".
The tourist, who also offered to pay $250 for each of the people he bit, was not named.
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rod
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Re: Naked tourist 'maybe on drugs' [Re: Anno]
#5953042 - 08/11/06 04:30 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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funniest thing I have read in a while. I wonder if his name will be made known.
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Emong
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Re: Naked tourist 'maybe on drugs' [Re: rod]
#5953079 - 08/11/06 05:08 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I want to read his trip report...
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rajking
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Re: Naked tourist 'maybe on drugs' [Re: Emong]
#5953143 - 08/11/06 06:40 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Goddamn!
Not good for shroomers
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StroFun
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Re: Naked tourist 'maybe on drugs' [Re: rajking]
#5953160 - 08/11/06 07:18 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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note to self: dont feed dog shrooms!
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Seuss
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Re: Naked tourist 'maybe on drugs' [Re: StroFun]
#5953310 - 08/11/06 09:04 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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It is idiots like this that give a bad name to responsible users.
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Re: Naked tourist 'maybe on drugs' [Re: Seuss]
#5954107 - 08/11/06 03:01 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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fucking idiot
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Re: Naked tourist 'maybe on drugs' [Re: dutchmushroom]
#5955076 - 08/11/06 09:34 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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He should be horse whipped.
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Re: Naked tourist 'maybe on drugs' [Re: Anno]
#5955163 - 08/11/06 10:14 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Well who hasn't stripped naked and gone on a rampage at one time or another?
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Re: Naked tourist 'maybe on drugs' [Re: Anno]
#5955946 - 08/12/06 09:39 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Anno said: who also offered to pay $250 for each of the people he bit
Nice... fucking nice.... 
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Re: Naked tourist 'maybe on drugs' [Re: SDP]
#5963361 - 08/14/06 04:50 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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He probably had pshycosis or something....
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Re: Naked tourist 'maybe on drugs' [Re: sysD]
#5967684 - 08/15/06 09:24 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Isn't OneMoreRobot in Europe?
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kake
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Re: Naked tourist 'maybe on drugs' [Re: Nashbar]
#5969456 - 08/16/06 01:30 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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LOL, besides the fact that he vandalised a church which is wrong, I think its hillarious the number of stories of people who dose too high and end up naked and running around town. Its almost cliche
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Re: Naked tourist 'maybe on drugs' [Re: kake]
#5969945 - 08/16/06 03:48 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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$250 dollars in Switzerland, What a fucking joke, what you going to do with that, buy dinner???
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