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UncleLuke
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How do you kill a zombie?!
#5948000 - 08/09/06 05:07 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I was woken up last night from a weird knocking on our back door. I thought it was a blind bird or bat trying to get through but it turns out it was a fucking zombie.... so I got my dogs collar and leashed him to the clothes line and went back to sleep. Now I'm trying to remember how to kill the damn thing so that I can bury it. I think it was either a stake in the heart or a bullet in the head or something. Anyone here have experience in killing zombies?
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Re: How do you kill a zombie?! [Re: UncleLuke]
#5948009 - 08/09/06 05:09 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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have to severe their spinal collumn... take a baseball bat to his head, that should do the trick
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UncleLuke
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Re: How do you kill a zombie?! [Re: Cepheus]
#5948013 - 08/09/06 05:10 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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How sure are you? I've seen zombies without heads on TV before. I think it was that Michael Jackson video. I can't risk letting him off the collar.
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Re: How do you kill a zombie?! [Re: UncleLuke]
#5948029 - 08/09/06 05:16 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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If you sever their limbs they shouldn't be that much trouble...
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Placeholder
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Re: How do you kill a zombie?! [Re: UncleLuke]
#5948030 - 08/09/06 05:16 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Michael Jackson was just trying to trick you. You need to destroy their brains, thats where the virus lies. Severing the spinal collumn will only render their bodies useless, however their heads will still be functioning, and therefore dangerous. You should really read the Zombie Survival guide by Max Brooks(www.zombiesurvivalguide.com). Its the reason I survived the last outbreak.
Edited by Placeholder (08/09/06 05:17 PM)
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Re: How do you kill a zombie?! [Re: UncleLuke]
#5948035 - 08/09/06 05:17 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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cut the head off, then torch the complete body.
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Re: How do you kill a zombie?! [Re: Placeholder]
#5948040 - 08/09/06 05:18 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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what goods a head if it's not attached to anything???
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Re: How do you kill a zombie?! [Re: Placeholder]
#5948041 - 08/09/06 05:18 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Placeholder said: Michael Jackson was just trying to trick you. You need to destroy their brains, thats where the virus lies, severing the spinal collumn will only render their bodies useless, however their heads will still be functioning, and therefore dangerous. You should really read the Zombie Survival guide by Max Brooks(www.zombiesurvivalguide.com). Its the reason I survived the last outbreak.
Yeah that book is awesome! They talk about a real zombie that occurs when a certain parasite gets a hold of your brain, it cuts you down to basic function and uses you to live.
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Re: How do you kill a zombie?! [Re: Amatoxin]
#5948049 - 08/09/06 05:21 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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It can...uh..bite your ankle and transmit zombie to you or something. Duh
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Re: How do you kill a zombie?! [Re: UncleLuke]
#5948054 - 08/09/06 05:22 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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they're good pets, dont kill zombies, killing is just wrong
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UncleLuke
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Re: How do you kill a zombie?! [Re: UncleLuke]
#5948061 - 08/09/06 05:24 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Before I finish it off, does anyone wanna buy or trade for it? You'll be responsible for coming to get him though, and I won't mind feeding him till you can pick him up. I can take pics if you want. This is one high quality well-fed zombie. PM me your offers. Auction ends in 2 hours!
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Re: How do you kill a zombie?! [Re: UncleLuke]
#5948064 - 08/09/06 05:24 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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It depends on who you want to believe... most movies will agree cutting off their head will do the trick but in some a simple bullet will do.
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Re: How do you kill a zombie?! [Re: UncleLuke]
#5948067 - 08/09/06 05:25 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'll trade, I have pocket lint
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Re: How do you kill a zombie?! [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5948082 - 08/09/06 05:28 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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HA! I have a button AND poket lint, and 45 cents, and some ferret treats.
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I'll love you for a week for them ferret treats
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Re: How do you kill a zombie?! [Re: UncleLuke]
#5948089 - 08/09/06 05:31 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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UncleLuke said: Before I finish it off, does anyone wanna buy or trade for it? You'll be responsible for coming to get him though, and I won't mind feeding him till you can pick him up. I can take pics if you want. This is one high quality well-fed zombie. PM me your offers. Auction ends in 2 hours!
I have a 50 pack of dvd-r 16x that I'll offer up for the zombie.
Oh yeah, plus some old candle wax. Yeah, that should secure me a zombie. Plus, I own the zombie survival guide.
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Re: How do you kill a zombie?! [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5948090 - 08/09/06 05:31 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Alright! Then most i can get from my Merlin is 5 seconds for every treat.
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hahaha, in actuality, he has me beat
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Re: How do you kill a zombie?! [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5948106 - 08/09/06 05:36 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Same story, different guy. And he's more furry, I can have him eating out of the palm of my hand and he loves it. I can always pull back at his leash and he won't have anything to say about it.And he's a cute little fucker. 
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blackroselove said: And he's more furry
not if I were Lebonese
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And he's a cute little fucker. 
thats 2 in his favor
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Re: How do you kill a zombie?! [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5948674 - 08/09/06 08:32 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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A zombie can only be killed by stabbing him in the heart with the ancient bone saber of Zumakalis! Or probably his head or lungs too, just stab him wherever really. And the saber probably doesn't have to be bone. Yeah really just like anything sharp just laying around the house. You could poke him with a pillow and kill him.
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Re: How do you kill a zombie?! [Re: UncleLuke]
#5948719 - 08/09/06 08:46 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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UncleLuke said: Before I finish it off, does anyone wanna buy or trade for it? You'll be responsible for coming to get him though, and I won't mind feeding him till you can pick him up. I can take pics if you want. This is one high quality well-fed zombie. PM me your offers. Auction ends in 2 hours!
What the hell would you feed it?
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Re: How do you kill a zombie?! [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
#5948758 - 08/09/06 08:59 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Brains, duh
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