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InvisibleDNKYD
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Drug test predicament
    #5947011 - 08/09/06 12:41 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I was offered a job on Friday but I was required to take a drug test. They said that they prefer applicants to take the test within 24 hours of being offered a job. I was going to be out of town the whole weekend so she said I could take it Monday if I needed to.
I can't piss clean so I was going to find a friend that could piss for me. No luck. And I don't feel like wasting money on detox shit. So I just didn't go take it. The HR manager was going to call me to get some more info after she got the results from a background check. I think she was also waiting for the drug test results, but I'm not sure. I don't know if the drug tester sends the results over or if I would have got a piece of paper to bring to HR had I taken the test.
So I got a call this morning from HR telling me she got the results back and I could come in tomorrow to finish up some more info and start some training.

So do you think if I went to take the drug test they would have handed me the results for me to give my employer? Or do you think they send that stuff over themselves?

I was ready to just tell her I can't piss clean this morning, but she told me all the info was back.


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Re: Drug test predicament [Re: DNKYD]
    #5947062 - 08/09/06 01:06 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

You got to spend money to make it...... your decision


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Re: Drug test predicament [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #5947136 - 08/09/06 01:34 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I'd rather just find a job that doesn't require a test. And I think most detox drinks require a 48 hour clean period before using it.


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Re: Drug test predicament [Re: DNKYD]
    #5947138 - 08/09/06 01:34 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

The lab will send the results to the client, whoever pays for the test, by mail.


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Re: Drug test predicament [Re: DNKYD]
    #5947144 - 08/09/06 01:38 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

They send the results directly to the employer. Drink a shitload of water, and pee before the test basically to flush your system. Then drink more water so that you can go to the bathroom again. This will screw up the test since you won't really have any urine in your pee it will pretty much just be water. You will have to take the test again as the testing place won't get valid results. This will at least buy you some time though. Drinking lots of water is key. Next time you take the test drink alot of water but not enough that it will give you bad results again. You should be able to pass it then.


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Re: Drug test predicament [Re: Organic]
    #5947147 - 08/09/06 01:39 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

and you should get a sheet you signed stating consent to the type of test, employer`s reason, and that proper procedures were followed


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Re: Drug test predicament [Re: Organic]
    #5947178 - 08/09/06 01:53 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Ok, so I never actually took the test and HR told me she received all the information. She obviously couldn't have received results from a drug test since I didn't do it. So I'm thinking maybe she'll let it slide?


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Re: Drug test predicament [Re: DNKYD]
    #5947371 - 08/09/06 03:16 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Maybe, I'd have a good backup plan in case they notice though.


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Re: Drug test predicament [Re: DNKYD]
    #5947398 - 08/09/06 03:22 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

They send them directly to the employer. Drink alot of water and Cranberry juice. Make sure you excersise as well.


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Re: Drug test predicament [Re: DNKYD]
    #5947400 - 08/09/06 03:23 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

she might be letting it slide. dont really bring it up unless she does.

she might also make you piss the moment you step into the office.

if this is the case i suggest you follow one of the posts made recently on how to clean your piss.

it involves: lots of water, vitamin b2 , rolaids, and creatin


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Re: Drug test predicament [Re: Organic]
    #5947402 - 08/09/06 03:24 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I'm pretty sure she's waiting for me to come in and give her the drug test results. I'll go in anyways and if she asks for them I'll just act like I misplaced them at home or something. Then I'd leave to "go get them" and probably just call and say I lost it.


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Re: Drug test predicament [Re: evolprim]
    #5947409 - 08/09/06 03:25 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

evolprim said:
she might be letting it slide. dont really bring it up unless she does.

she might also make you piss the moment you step into the office.

if this is the case i suggest you follow one of the posts made recently on how to clean your piss.

it involves: lots of water, vitamin b2 , rolaids, and creatin




They don't have on-site testing. I was supposed to go to a clinic down the road from my house either on Friday or Monday and I didn't go.


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Re: Drug test predicament [Re: DNKYD]
    #5947483 - 08/09/06 03:51 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

If she didn't remember to ask, you didn't remember to do it...
As for not wanting the job because they test, it seems like every other job in the US is testing now, it's not really that big of a deal.


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Re: Drug test predicament [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
    #5947521 - 08/09/06 04:05 PM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah, I guess. I just won't mention it when I go in tomorrow.


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Re: Drug test predicament [Re: DNKYD]
    #5950931 - 08/10/06 05:48 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Well I didn't say anything about it and she didn't either. And she even hired me in at more than the other managers said they would. $10.30 an hour, ROCK!


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Re: Drug test predicament [Re: DNKYD]
    #5950939 - 08/10/06 05:53 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

I think she wants you....


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Re: Drug test predicament [Re: Saucerfulofmoon]
    #5951402 - 08/10/06 08:01 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Unless you're completely gung-ho about this job and seriously want it badly.... take the test, fail, and make the company pick up the tab. Stick it to them.


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Re: Drug test predicament [Re: Gr8fulJ420]
    #5951412 - 08/10/06 08:03 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

It's just more retail bullshit. I'll do the job until I find another, they ask me to take the test, or they let me go for not taking it in the first place.


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Re: Drug test predicament [Re: DNKYD]
    #5951486 - 08/10/06 08:20 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Nice work, I've had that same thing happen a couple times, I never knew why they let it slide, just seemed like a better idea not to ask, which I was going to tell you until I realized that you already went through it :tongue:


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Re: Drug test predicament [Re: Jadian]
    #5951516 - 08/10/06 08:27 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

I worked for the same company somewhere else and when I took the drug test for that I know I failed. They let me still work there because I was good, and I was buddy-buddy with almost every manager there.


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