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Offlinepassitbobbie
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Why can't I meet a normal girl?
    #5944587 - 08/08/06 03:51 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

They all have issues.  My first girlfriend fooled around with a boy when she was little and had an aversion to physical contact.  My second girlfriend had a mommy complex and admitted to me that she constantly narrates her life in the "she went to the door" context.  Jane was pretty normal and I've probably had the best relationship with her.  Toni the black girl I met told me I was the best she's ever had but she left me cause I wouldn't knock her around and beat her up.  Emily the girl I met at the GBLT bar freaked out on me twice.  Once when I called her to ask if she wanted a ride to the airport to visit family, she said I called to often (4 times in 24 hours).  Then I sent her an email about how DMSO / Amanitas / LSA could help cure her migraine 5 years running and she calls me and tells me that we can't be friends if I continue to talk to her about and suggest recreational/medicinal drugs.  I dunno I must have a a fucking messed up chick magnet.  What can I do? I think I'm going to start screening them out with questonairre's.

Luckily this frees me up to date this Taylor/Taya girl guilt free... oh and she's a man baby! :smile: sweet


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Re: Why can't I meet a normal girl? *DELETED* [Re: passitbobbie]
    #5944592 - 08/08/06 03:54 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Why can't I meet a normal girl? [Re: passitbobbie]
    #5944599 - 08/08/06 03:56 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

um, Ok


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Re: Why can't I meet a normal girl? [Re: blink]
    #5944627 - 08/08/06 04:04 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

My standards are not that high and I'm generally very understanding and help them get through whatever... women just have problems


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Re: Why can't I meet a normal girl? [Re: passitbobbie]
    #5944630 - 08/08/06 04:06 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

passitbobbie said:
Luckily this frees me up to date this Taylor/Taya girl guilt free... oh and she's a man baby! :smile: sweet




Wow, let me get this straight.

Your dating a Multiple Personality Man Baby?

Wow, and I thought I was fucked up.


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Re: Why can't I meet a normal girl? [Re: drtyfrnk]
    #5944640 - 08/08/06 04:09 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Well, whatever floats your boat, I guess.  :grin:


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Re: Why can't I meet a normal girl? [Re: passitbobbie]
    #5944650 - 08/08/06 04:12 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Lol, i knew that was definitely a guy.

Are you a normal guy passitbobbie?


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Re: Why can't I meet a normal girl? [Re: passitbobbie]
    #5944690 - 08/08/06 04:32 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

passitbobbie said:
Why can't I meet a normal girl?




because you prefer to hook up with men that have boob jobs


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Re: Why can't I meet a normal girl? [Re: passitbobbie]
    #5944706 - 08/08/06 04:38 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

what...so a chick broke up with you so because you wouldn't get a little rough with you?


what the hell did you turn that down :bondage:


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Re: Why can't I meet a normal girl? [Re: eric_the_red]
    #5944708 - 08/08/06 04:39 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Because they dont exist. All the women I know are crazy bitches. I like it though, Id much rather be with a crazy girl than some boring straight bitch.


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Re: Why can't I meet a normal girl? [Re: jonnyjonjonjon]
    #5944720 - 08/08/06 04:43 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

people usuaully try to look for partners that are similiar to there parents, were yours a tad crazy??


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Re: Why can't I meet a normal girl? [Re: passitbobbie]
    #5944726 - 08/08/06 04:44 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

oh and she's a man baby! :smile: sweet




What the phuck? :confused:


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Re: Why can't I meet a normal girl? [Re: DeathCompany]
    #5944727 - 08/08/06 04:45 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

There is no such thing as a normal girl. They are all crazy. Its up to you to decide if you can deal with your girls certin brand of nuttieness.


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Re: Why can't I meet a normal girl? [Re: passitbobbie]
    #5945119 - 08/08/06 06:35 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Alright I'll come clean, I'm a GLBT activist, and this is my thoughts, maybe if you gave Taylor/Taya a try, maybe you'll find that's what you're into, Some guys are gay but have conditioned themselves into thinking they like women ,in the long run. find they are very unhappy with their decision. Sounds very strange, but you'd be surprised how many times that's the case.

Though I will say this on my behalf as a woman. Not all of us are like the chicks like the ones in your post. I don't like to be beat and in turn will slice your throat, 4 times in 24 hours is sometimes not enough, I'm huge in to pot and will experiment once in a while. Though I will admit that I, like all women and men and humans and creatures of this Earth and Universe, have our strange little quarks.  And you, yourself, are just as guilty.

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Something I would have rather put in PM, but there it is.
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Re: Why can't I meet a normal girl? [Re: passitbobbie]
    #5945154 - 08/08/06 06:42 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Let me let you in on a little secret...

Everyone has issues!

If you're spending all your time looking for the "perfect" girl you will be wasting your time for the rest of your life :wink:

Everyone's got problems...learn to work around them! They're working around your problems (even the ones you don't know about) so it's only fair that you do the same.


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Re: Why can't I meet a normal girl? [Re: passitbobbie]
    #5945172 - 08/08/06 06:46 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

because you're not normal perhaps.


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Re: Why can't I meet a normal girl? [Re: passitbobbie]
    #5945387 - 08/08/06 07:33 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

You got to be a lover bro...  if the girl wants you to smack her around smack her around......  if make it to order..... [url=http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/fun_fuckher.htm ]:jiggy: [/url] click and get the jiggy DL


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Re: Why can't I meet a normal girl? [Re: boatlaunch]
    #5945390 - 08/08/06 07:34 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

boatlaunch said:
oh and she's a man baby! :smile: sweet




What the phuck? :confused:




:confused:


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