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kungpow
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Hair Follicle Testing!!!! :(
#5943611 - 08/08/06 10:24 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Well guys I have run into a problem. I have been looking for a new job with my areas top technology companies for my co-op. I am currently a college student with a major in electrical engineering, and my focus is on controls. Today a company called delphi which is a part of GM gave me a call about a job.
The job looks pretty decent for a college job. I'll start out at 12 bucks an hour and my job will consist of testing electrical systems that go into GM vehicles. The lady said that my resume has been passed higher up and she should be calling me back within a week or two to setup an interview.
At this point I was very happy. I am so tired of my job right now and I really want a job somewhere close to my career of choice. But with all good news there has to come bad news.
At this point she started telling me about benefits and then mentioned something else, a DRUG SCREEN. I was expecting this though so it didn't come to much suprise. But then she explained their method and it is the hair follicle test. Well this is bad news because I can't detox my hair and I don't know what to do. I really want this job and I am prepared to quit smoking weed for a while for it but I was reading around the net and sources say that it takes 90 days and a good haircut to get rid of the toxins in your hair. So what am I supposed to do?
I know there has to be some way to get that crap out of your hair. I really need some help here because I really want the job. Any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!!!
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Fractalated
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Re: Hair Follicle Testing!!!! :( [Re: kungpow]
#5943622 - 08/08/06 10:29 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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What about those detox shampoos?
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Aninator
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Re: Hair Follicle Testing!!!! :( [Re: Fractalated]
#5943637 - 08/08/06 10:36 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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that's soo fucking shitty i didn't even know there was ANY way to get around that shit.
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kungpow
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Re: Hair Follicle Testing!!!! :( [Re: Fractalated]
#5943638 - 08/08/06 10:37 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Do they work? Is there anyone that has had experience using them, and if you have used them could you lead me to a dependable source. Thanks again!!
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Re: Hair Follicle Testing!!!! :( [Re: kungpow]
#5943925 - 08/08/06 12:06 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I would be very nervous using one of those detox products without doing a self-test first. I havent used them before, but I really doubt they work.
Thats a shitty deal. At least its only for a job, not a matter of your freedom or something...
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bhamlaxy
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From another forum
This works every time...My friend works in a forensic lab showed me how...I passed 8 hair tests Never failed.
1. Strip hair with vinegar..Leave in and let it saturate into the hair for about ten minutes. "Dont Rinse Out"....Oh yea watch your eyes the crap burns like doo doo.
2. Should told you this first...But you will need to buy a bottle Clean & Clear skin toning and deep cleanser...It's for pimples and acne....You will need to put that in your hair while the vinegar still there. You will feel a burning sensation. Masage into the scalp for about 5minutes. What happens is it cleans while the vinegar has your pores open
3. Ok now as crazy as this crap sounds but you will need Tide laundry detergent. Powder or liquid it doesn't matter. Wash your hair with it and rinse thoroughly with warm water. Please dont get the Tide in your eyes..keep eyes close shut . Tide has the best cleaning agent of all detergents.
4. Now just use your favorite aloe (moisturizing shampoo).....Any kind you want to use.
5. Do that four step process the day of your deadline
I dont believe how some of you guys worry like that.....I'm heavy user of all drugs for 15 years....Be surprise what alittle knowledge will do...Have a nice day ya'll
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kungpow
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Re: Hair Follicle Testing!!!! :( [Re: bhamlaxy]
#5944697 - 08/08/06 04:34 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Does anyone know if the above technique works. I don't want to depend on something that one person says has worked.
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PinballWizard
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Re: Hair Follicle Testing!!!! :( [Re: kungpow]
#5945186 - 08/08/06 06:49 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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What happens if you go in with a shaved head?
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morphius2661
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Re: Hair Follicle Testing!!!! :( [Re: PinballWizard]
#5945301 - 08/08/06 07:15 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm pretty sure they can take hair from other parts of your body and they only take the most recent 1 1/2 inches of hair. So shave your pubes too...and under your arms...
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kungpow
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Re: Hair Follicle Testing!!!! :( [Re: morphius2661]
#5946942 - 08/09/06 10:14 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I was reading a hair follicle testing FAQ and it said that they will take hair from any part of your body but your pubes. I don't know what would happen if I went in there saying I had a phobia of hair and I shave my whole body.
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Re: Hair Follicle Testing!!!! :( [Re: bhamlaxy]
#5946968 - 08/09/06 10:25 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I would hate to go through all that just to have them take a hair from my ass instead of my head
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Twister
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Re: Hair Follicle Testing!!!! :( [Re: kungpow]
#5946969 - 08/09/06 10:26 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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You'd have to shave your body for the whole period you worked there.
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zSDMF
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Re: Hair Follicle Testing!!!! :( [Re: kungpow]
#5946973 - 08/09/06 10:26 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
kungpow said: I was reading a hair follicle testing FAQ and it said that they will take hair from any part of your body but your pubes. I don't know what would happen if I went in there saying I had a phobia of hair and I shave my whole body.
~PEace Out
i do, they'd think you were dodging a simple drug test.. try the shampoo or something, but as an employeer, if i had to have a test.. and some kid just stumbled in saying he has a "hair phobia" i'd know what was up
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Irradiated_Feces
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Re: Hair Follicle Testing!!!! :( [Re: kungpow]
#5946981 - 08/09/06 10:29 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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electrical engineering and only getting $12/h? seems kinda low.
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Irradiated_Feces
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Re: Hair Follicle Testing!!!! :( [Re: kungpow]
#5946983 - 08/09/06 10:30 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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oh, and wear a wig, no worries.
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Chazzersize
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Seems super low. Im making 10.50 an hour cashiering. 15.75 on Sundays.
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Re: Hair Follicle Testing!!!! :( [Re: Chazzersize]
#5947059 - 08/09/06 11:05 AM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yea i wouldn't sweat it too much if i were him, theres probably a lot more better jobs out there with his education.
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kungpow
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Well you have to remember that I live in michigan, the shit hole of the USA. The average household in my city makes about 20 grand a year, and most jobs pay minimum wage. So it is really hard to get a decent job around here.
Another thing to point out is that I am not yet done with college. My degree is going to take at least a total of 5 years and that is if I don't double major. Trust me I wouldn't be settling for a job that pays 12 bucks an hour if I had my degree. The average electrical engineer in the USA makes about 75 grand a year fresh out of school. I am focusing on controls so that puts me up to the 100 grand a year range. If I have a few years of co-op by time I get out I will be making even more.
But the problem is most jobs around here blow. So 12 bucks an hour is really good. Right now I make shit money and it sucks. I am a server and the per hour rate isn't too bad but the fact is I don't get that many hours. Maybe 15 or so a week. So I really need this job right and it would be really nice to get me through college.
I was just joking about the whole shave my body thing too because I know damn well they would think something is up with that.
But this whole thing just pisses me off. I am really tired of the way the general public looks at drug users. It is total bullshit and the truth is most ppl I know smoke it. I do use it quite a bit but it shouldn't matter. I don't see how using mary jane on my own spare time could effect my work performance. It is just bullcrap and I could probably talk about this all night but I am going to end it here. Thanks for the comments.
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Re: Hair Follicle Testing!!!! :( [Re: kungpow]
#5948114 - 08/09/06 05:40 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'd just try the shampoo. That vinegar and Tide shit? Fuck man, you'll be lucky to ever have hair again if you do that! The way I see it, if you have a job and you lose it because of a drug test that's bad because you'll have to explain why you left your last job to your next potential employer. But, if you fail a drug test trying to get a job they're probably not going to release that info to anyone else because it might end up being a legal hassle for them. When you take the drug screen they'll probably make you sign something saying that they have the right to release the information or whatever but still, I think it's doubtful that future jobs will get wind of it. Soooo, get some detox shampoo and see what happens. What do you have to lose? Not getting a job that you wouldn't have gotten anyway, if you backed-out out of fear?
Anyway, good luck and fuck that fascist fucking ass-wiping drug test bullshit! Fuck I hate that shit. It's so fucking Orwellian, pisses me off. No one seems to give a fuck about freedom. What so bad about getting high?
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Re: Hair Follicle Testing!!!! :( [Re: bhamlaxy]
#5948212 - 08/09/06 06:06 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I could never do something like that to my beautiful hair
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