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mungojerry
free as a bird

Registered: 02/25/06
Posts: 3,598
Loc: Nappy Dub
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Re: What would you do?? [Re: daimyo]
#5941679 - 08/07/06 06:29 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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daimyo said: Piss ruins a bed. Especially when it's not your own. Sinks in, stains, molds, causes mental issues.
lysol 3.95 doesnt kill principal but does clean piss
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Solidcell
tolerance++;


Registered: 01/20/06
Posts: 754
Loc: Memphis & 53rd
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Re: What would you do?? [Re: mungojerry]
#5941743 - 08/07/06 06:50 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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I love shit like this. It makes revenge 100% guilt free. Plus it gives you a chance to get creative.
-------------------- Psychedelic Jar Project "It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong." -Voltaire "Everything that I accepted as being true up to now I acquired from the senses or through the senses. However, I have occasionally found that they deceive me, and it is prudent never to trust those who have deceived us, even if only once." -Descartes
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musicturkey
Mitakuye Oyasin


Registered: 07/11/06
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Loc: MidWest
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Re: What would you do?? [Re: mungojerry]
#5941750 - 08/07/06 06:52 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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The fact she didn't feel guilty enough to try cleaning it up in the morning is what would piss me off (no pun intended) Make that bitch clean it! I've carried a couch out into a driveway on a very cold fall morning all hungover and powerwashed the fucker because I felt so guilty, it actually worked very well
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Vvellum
Stranger

Registered: 05/24/04
Posts: 10,920
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ok. here's my opinion.
she fucked up your bed.
a) she needs to clean the mattress or b) she needs to compensate you for the damage (i.e. the cost of purchasing a new bed)
since a mattress is difficult to clean, she should buy you a new one (or cut you a check for a fair amount). If she does not, take her to small claims court.
Yes, this will cause drama. but tough shit.
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evolprim
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i said let it slide.
but rethinking it i say: piss on her
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Solidcell
tolerance++;


Registered: 01/20/06
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Re: What would you do?? [Re: evolprim]
#5944086 - 08/08/06 12:58 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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burn her house down.
-------------------- Psychedelic Jar Project "It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong." -Voltaire "Everything that I accepted as being true up to now I acquired from the senses or through the senses. However, I have occasionally found that they deceive me, and it is prudent never to trust those who have deceived us, even if only once." -Descartes
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Aninator
Flashtique


Registered: 01/03/06
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Loc: Philadlephia, PA
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Re: What would you do?? [Re: Jadian]
#5944163 - 08/08/06 01:21 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Jadian said: Yes, shitting in her bed is CLEARLY the only rational thing to do.
In fact I refuse to vote until that's made an option.
HAHAHAHA
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Aninator
Flashtique


Registered: 01/03/06
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Re: What would you do?? [Re: stefan]
#5944170 - 08/08/06 01:22 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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stefan said:
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Left Nut City said: A large volume of piss that has been saturating a mattress for a night is going to seep well withing the fabric and cushion of the mattress. Once the piss gets older it is going to start stinking to high heaven and there is nothing you can do to effectively clean it (or the smell).
man, you do know a shitload about pissing mattresses
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nalbano34
mushmouth

Registered: 03/09/06
Posts: 354
Loc: Up your butt and around t...
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kids piss on beds all the time and people don't buy new beds like every week....I would just clean it.
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Ramlaen
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Re: What would you do?? [Re: nalbano34]
#5944687 - 08/08/06 04:31 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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She should at least offer to pay for that shit. What kind of friend of your wife's is this? She pisses in your bed and lets it sit then doesn't clean it or offer to pay? Tell her to fuck off and cough up some cash
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