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Left Nut City
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What would you do??
#5941253 - 08/07/06 04:09 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Say your wife goes out drinking with a friend of hers. The two come back to your house drunk and the girl wants to spend the night for she is too drunk to drive. Being a gentleman, you allow the girl to share the bed with your wife while you sleep on the couch. Next morning, turns out the guest majorly took a huge piss while sleeping in your bed, ruining it. Let's add the bed is less than a year old and the bed cost 1800.00 dollars for it was a real nice one. The chick apologizes but says what the hell, it's probably mostly water piss anyways and you don't need a new mattress. I got shit out of the deal and the next day I went out and bought a new bed. She refused to help pay for the bed (or even offer to clean the pissy mattress, for that matter).
Would you.....
Edited by Left Nut City (08/07/06 04:35 PM)
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Wysefool
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I don't think I would let something like that slide
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daimyo
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I wanna say make her pay(and I voted that way), but in the long run it's probably not worth all the hassle and bitching that will ensue. Chalk it up and tell that bitch to never come over again.
And wait til she's out with the wife again, then go to her house and shit her bed.
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Jadian
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Re: What would you do?? [Re: daimyo]
#5941300 - 08/07/06 04:25 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yes, shitting in her bed is CLEARLY the only rational thing to do.
In fact I refuse to vote until that's made an option.
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eligal
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Re: What would you do?? [Re: Jadian]
#5941314 - 08/07/06 04:28 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Jadian said: Yes, shitting in her bed is CLEARLY the only rational thing to do.
In fact I refuse to vote until that's made an option.
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stefan
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since when is a bed ruined when someone pisses on it? does piss ruin a bed? Why not wait and let it dry before buying a new 1800$ bed? so much questions, about piss
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daimyo
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Re: What would you do?? [Re: stefan]
#5941334 - 08/07/06 04:34 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Piss ruins a bed. Especially when it's not your own. Sinks in, stains, molds, causes mental issues.
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Re: What would you do?? [Re: daimyo]
#5941335 - 08/07/06 04:35 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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This reminds me, everyone should spray their mattress down once a month with anti-bacterial spray.
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Left Nut City
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Re: What would you do?? [Re: stefan]
#5941336 - 08/07/06 04:35 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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A large volume of piss that has been saturating a mattress for a night is going to seep well withing the fabric and cushion of the mattress. Once the piss gets older it is going to start stinking to high heaven and there is nothing you can do to effectively clean it (or the smell).
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Re: What would you do?? [Re: Jadian]
#5941337 - 08/07/06 04:35 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Jadian said: Yes, shitting in her bed is CLEARLY the only rational thing to do.
In fact I refuse to vote until that's made an option.
+1
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stefan
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Quote:
Left Nut City said: A large volume of piss that has been saturating a mattress for a night is going to seep well withing the fabric and cushion of the mattress. Once the piss gets older it is going to start stinking to high heaven and there is nothing you can do to effectively clean it (or the smell).
man, you do know a shitload about pissing mattresses
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Re: What would you do?? [Re: stefan]
#5941353 - 08/07/06 04:39 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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This is a peoples court I would looooooooooooove to see.
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Left Nut City
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Re: What would you do?? [Re: stefan]
#5941357 - 08/07/06 04:40 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Of course I did some research before buying a new bed. Who wants to throw away 1800 clams??
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I had a girl piss in my bed once because she was drunk. I didn't make a big deal about it because 1. The bed was given to me and didn't cost me any money and 2. I wanted to continue fucking her.
So, I washed the shit out of it and flipped it over. Wasn't really that big of an issue to me.
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Left Nut City
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Re: What would you do?? [Re: Deadmaker]
#5941384 - 08/07/06 04:46 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Let me add this pissing chick is a leather-faced, bar-slutting cretin.
She is about as hot as a Siberian cold snap.
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eligal
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I've pissed my bed drunk before. I let it air out, whashed my sheets, flipped the mattress...whatev, no big deal. But yeah, leather-faced, bar-slutting cretin piss is more icky than my own...make her pay or tell her not to come around anymore.
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unbeliever
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Are you sure it was an accident and not some lesbian piss party you missed out on? Maybe that's why you're so mad?
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Re: What would you do?? [Re: unbeliever]
#5941668 - 08/07/06 06:25 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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how about just tell her pay you back and its cool you were just drunk. you dont wanna tell her to fuck off for doing something s he couldnt really help.
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Re: What would you do?? [Re: unbeliever]
#5941673 - 08/07/06 06:27 PM (17 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
unbeliever said: Are you sure it was an accident and not some lesbian piss party you missed out on? Maybe that's why you're so mad?
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