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OfflineBallsDeep
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    #5939307 - 08/07/06 12:00 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Re: Was Jesus an alien?? [Re: BallsDeep]
    #5939437 - 08/07/06 12:29 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

If I were you, I'd first worry about finding a secular document that says he actually existed. Then maybe I'd wonder what planet he was from.


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InvisibleBoom
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Re: Was Jesus an alien?? [Re: BallsDeep]
    #5939460 - 08/07/06 12:40 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

no?


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Re: Was Jesus an alien?? [Re: Boom]
    #5939574 - 08/07/06 01:24 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

was he an illegal alien?


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Invisiblemungojerry
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Re: Was Jesus an alien?? [Re: jungjedi]
    #5939706 - 08/07/06 02:19 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Jesus was a man just like u or I but took advantage of the ignorance of his time and became the greatest person to ever live. well greatest con artist to ever live


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Re: Was Jesus an alien?? [Re: mungojerry]
    #5939731 - 08/07/06 02:29 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

jesus smoked 2-Pac's ass.


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Invisiblerod
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Re: Was Jesus an alien?? [Re: BallsDeep]
    #5939754 - 08/07/06 02:38 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

No he wasn,t an alien. The Bible teaches, he was the son of God.
God, is the ruler of the Universe. :smile:


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Re: Was Jesus an alien?? [Re: rod]
    #5939759 - 08/07/06 02:43 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

in the traditional sence of the word god he does not exist but rather all life is respected as god


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Offlinearray
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Re: Was Jesus an alien?? [Re: BallsDeep]
    #5939760 - 08/07/06 02:43 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

jesus was probably a half breed... lol


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OfflineEmperorKuzco
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Re: Was Jesus an alien?? [Re: array]
    #5939779 - 08/07/06 02:53 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I buy tacos from Jesus, and I kinda suspect he is an alien. Good tacos though.


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Offlinearray
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Re: Was Jesus an alien?? [Re: EmperorKuzco]
    #5939783 - 08/07/06 02:55 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

how much did they cost you, a few blow jobs and 50 cents?


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OfflineEmperorKuzco
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Re: Was Jesus an alien?? [Re: array]
    #5939791 - 08/07/06 03:00 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

A green card and my virgin asshole, but they were some damned good tacos! :tongue:


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Invisibleindica
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Re: Was Jesus an alien?? [Re: array]
    #5939794 - 08/07/06 03:02 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

jesus tacos' were responsible for 34% of food poisonings across the US in 2001.


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Offlinearray
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Re: Was Jesus an alien?? [Re: EmperorKuzco]
    #5939798 - 08/07/06 03:06 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

so he got to hit it?


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Invisibleindica
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Re: Was Jesus an alien?? [Re: array]
    #5939802 - 08/07/06 03:09 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

as if he'd want to fuck that rotten arsehole


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OfflineEmperorKuzco
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Re: Was Jesus an alien?? [Re: array]
    #5939804 - 08/07/06 03:11 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Naw, I just gave him this asshole friend of mine who's never been laid. He cuts Jesus' grass now while all his "disciples" drink tequila and laugh at him. :whiteslaverylol:


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Invisibleindica
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Re: Was Jesus an alien?? [Re: EmperorKuzco]
    #5939806 - 08/07/06 03:14 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

oh man jesus is sooo going to hell for that.


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Re: Was Jesus an alien?? [Re: indica]
    #5939810 - 08/07/06 03:20 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

jesus said "Oh, my dad."


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Invisibleindica
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Re: Was Jesus an alien?? [Re: mungojerry]
    #5939815 - 08/07/06 03:23 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

God says
"I'm disowning you. I swear sometimes I think I'm not your biological father".


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Offlinearray
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Re: Was Jesus an alien?? [Re: indica]
    #5939837 - 08/07/06 03:33 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

yo momma is jesus nigga.


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