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InvisibleBanez
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good news on the way. maybe?
    #5938279 - 08/06/06 08:35 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

well.. my gf (soon to be fiance) was supposed to start her period on thursday.. and its sunday and still nothing.. so we're starting to think she might be pregnant.. this could be interesting

with her being a college gymnast.. and me possibly leaving for the army.. this could be very interesting..

idk if this is a blessing or a curse at this point.. and im too pro-life to want to kill it.. if she is pregnant


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Re: good news on the way. maybe? [Re: Banez]
    #5938282 - 08/06/06 08:35 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

4 days isn't that overdue,man...


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Re: good news on the way. maybe? [Re: CaptainH13]
    #5938347 - 08/06/06 08:48 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

idk shes freaking out.. idk.. im telling her to wait a couple weeks.. but yeah.. idk girls.


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Re: good news on the way. maybe? [Re: CaptainH13]
    #5938356 - 08/06/06 08:50 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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4 days isn't that overdue,man...




exactly, i mean wtf...


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Re: good news on the way. maybe? [Re: Banez]
    #5938359 - 08/06/06 08:51 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

is she very regular and on time?...does she know when she ovulates?

do you guys have enough(or not enough) sex so know if she was at that time?

there's all sorts of questions amd logical way to go about that little situation,aside from just getting all spooked...maybe let her know that.


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Re: good news on the way. maybe? [Re: CaptainH13]
    #5938370 - 08/06/06 08:54 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Kick her in the stomach....

Your to young and look at your life. How you gonna raise a kid in the army?


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Re: good news on the way. maybe? [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #5938396 - 08/06/06 09:01 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

yeah, better yet, just cut the stomach open and pull out the kid before it has a chance to fully develop. :hehehe:


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Re: good news on the way. maybe? [Re: array]
    #5938469 - 08/06/06 09:28 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Stressing out about it isnt' good either. my sister said that sometimes when youstress about it too much you won't get your period. Just relax, 4 days is really nothing. i've been like 2 weeks late before.


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Re: good news on the way. maybe? [Re: Banez]
    #5938475 - 08/06/06 09:30 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Well, how about you skip all the fuck-tardary and if youre really concerned you take your girl to a doctor tommorrow. Once they confirm the fact (or not) you can then start planning your future. Anything else is just drama.


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Re: good news on the way. maybe? [Re: Aninator]
    #5938476 - 08/06/06 09:30 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

its nothing, hes a kid that doesnt know better..

i thought they gave sex ed in school these days, i guess not.


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Re: good news on the way. maybe? [Re: array]
    #5938596 - 08/06/06 09:58 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Kids are gunna fuck, just like people are gunna use drugs. Get over it.


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Re: good news on the way. maybe? [Re: Gratos]
    #5938735 - 08/06/06 10:29 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

yeah array is just being a prick.. idk why but hes seemed to pick up a grudge against me.. o well

yeah im not really stressing.. like captain said.. shes only 4 days late.. we're going to wait a week or two.. then maybe go buy one of those little pregnancy tests


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Re: good news on the way. maybe? [Re: Banez]
    #5938800 - 08/06/06 10:38 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah... you could always find a hot tube and polish off a couple bottles of champagne.

Hear that works wonders.

I get drunk and I don't take thread seriously... this time of the hour. Fill free to ignore me completely


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For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.



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Re: good news on the way. maybe? [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #5938866 - 08/06/06 10:47 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

nah dude ur cool as fuck.. i usually dont mind getting flamed.. array was just flaming me over on another board too.. so whatever

yeah i made a little joke about coat hangers and she kinda flipped on me.. so im stoppin with that shit for now.. just waiting a couple weeks and then we'll see if theres still anything to worry about


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Re: good news on the way. maybe? [Re: Banez]
    #5938872 - 08/06/06 10:48 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Tell her you should probably stick to Anal from now on until the scare is over.


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ToiletDuk said:
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Re: good news on the way. maybe? [Re: Banez]
    #5938878 - 08/06/06 10:49 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

What you cant give the women a pearl neckless?!!?!?!



Sheesh


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Re: good news on the way. maybe? [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #5938880 - 08/06/06 10:50 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

idk why but shes not into that.. like at all.. she gives a killer blowjob thou.

it was completely her idea to have unprotected sex.. so thats all on her.. she's on the pill so i guess she wanted to see what it was like without a rubber.. i hope it doesnt come back to burn her lol


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Re: good news on the way. maybe? [Re: Banez]
    #5938881 - 08/06/06 10:50 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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OHSBrave06 said:
well.. my gf (soon to be fiance) was supposed to start her period on thursday.. and its sunday and still nothing.. so we're starting to think she might be pregnant.. this could be interesting

with her being a college gymnast.. and me possibly leaving for the army.. this could be very interesting..

idk if this is a blessing or a curse at this point.. and im too pro-life to want to kill it.. if she is pregnant




Nothing too bad but still i NEVER EVER want kids so i would be kind of worried if it was with me and gf.

Oh well its not that overdue. :mushroom2:


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Re: good news on the way. maybe? [Re: Banez]
    #5938894 - 08/06/06 10:52 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

OHSBrave06 said:
idk why but shes not into that.. like at all.. she gives a killer blowjob thou.

it was completely her idea to have unprotected sex.. so thats all on her.. she's on the pill so i guess she wanted to see what it was like without a rubber.. i hope it doesnt come back to burn her lol




See there you go... just say hey you wanted to act like a slut and fuck with no condoms.. now its my turn. Go upstairs and shine your butthole meet me in the bedroom with a bottle of lube in 20


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ToiletDuk said:
For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.



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Re: good news on the way. maybe? [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #5938910 - 08/06/06 10:54 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

im wayyy to conservative to say shit like that.. idk why.. but i am.. as long as she puts out tomorrow ill be happy.. i do need to stop by UDF and get some more rubbers thou


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Re: good news on the way. maybe? [Re: Banez]
    #5938925 - 08/06/06 10:57 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

LOL Im totally kidding man.

Those senarios just make me laugh when I think of them... I just like to share.

Im a total fucking smart ass... one day everyone will get me round here


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ToiletDuk said:
For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.



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Re: good news on the way. maybe? [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #5938932 - 08/06/06 10:58 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

nah i get it.. like i hint at shit like that to her.. shes just wayyy more kinky than me.. i guess im just wayy to modest and reserved


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Re: good news on the way. maybe? [Re: Banez]
    #5938949 - 08/06/06 11:00 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Next time your doing it.. spit on her. Its a good way to bring up all the fucked up shit you want to do to her.


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For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.



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Re: good news on the way. maybe? [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #5938955 - 08/06/06 11:01 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

lol.. like i know shed be down.. she likes handcuffs and shit.. but idk.. id feel stupid just being like " hey you wanna try some anal" lol


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Re: good news on the way. maybe? [Re: Banez]
    #5938990 - 08/06/06 11:07 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Then dont ask.. wait till she least expects it and shove it in there...

If she freaks say "Im just seeing something, relax baby its cool"

Then make her cry a little


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ToiletDuk said:
For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.



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Re: good news on the way. maybe? [Re: TrippinTeddy]
    #5938998 - 08/06/06 11:08 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

lol.. thats how i would have to do it.. like just ease it up in there and she'd probably just go along with it


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Re: good news on the way. maybe? [Re: Banez]
    #5939012 - 08/06/06 11:09 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

nah don't even ease it in there... just shove it in.. its too late once you got it in there.


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