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Offlinefrostbitten
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cheating a drug test
    #5937997 - 08/06/06 06:55 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

ive smoked about an 8th of pot in the past month, about a week before my physical in 2 days. if i do have to pee in a cup, could i fill it half with water, half with pee. and only a 2/3 of a small cup. im really just wondering if they can tell if i dilute my piss with water.


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Re: cheating a drug test [Re: frostbitten]
    #5938006 - 08/06/06 06:57 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

They will laugh their asses off if you fill the cup with water.

Google "aspirin dilution technique" and click on the first link, cached of course. There was discussion about this on marijuana.com's forums way back in the day and I had a friend tried it. His stoner-ass passed the drug test more than once. And I heard that afoaf who had this article passed onto them passed their drug test as well.

I'm sure other Pubbers will chime in.


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Re: cheating a drug test [Re: frostbitten]
    #5938007 - 08/06/06 06:57 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

well now that wasnt to smart was it? did you know about the physical beforhand? theres things you can get at your head shop. and thres this thing off the internet called quick (or quik) fix that i heard from a reliable source that works well, you probably cant get it in 2 days though.


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Re: cheating a drug test [Re: frostbitten]
    #5938015 - 08/06/06 07:00 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Find a clean friend and use their urine.


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Re: cheating a drug test [Re: lemon_lw]
    #5938018 - 08/06/06 07:00 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

didnt know i was having a drug test.

thanks for the tip browndustin!!


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Re: cheating a drug test [Re: frostbitten]
    #5938022 - 08/06/06 07:01 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

just read the link in my sig, it has everything, including the aspirin dilution technique.

I smoked a few grams the day before a drug test (random) and failing it meant I would go to jail. Using my technique I passed.


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Re: cheating a drug test [Re: lemon_lw]
    #5938048 - 08/06/06 07:13 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

thanks bhamlaxy!! much easier to follow

think they check for drugs in an average teenager's physical?


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Re: cheating a drug test [Re: frostbitten]
    #5938079 - 08/06/06 07:23 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

is it gonna be a taste test?


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Re: cheating a drug test [Re: frostbitten]
    #5938114 - 08/06/06 07:33 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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frostbitten said:
think they check for drugs in an average teenager's physical?



Not unless your parents have requested it.


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Re: cheating a drug test [Re: daimyo]
    #5938210 - 08/06/06 08:09 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

just have someone piss in a condom for you.. tape it to your leg.. and bingo.. never has failed me or ne of my buddies.. doesnt work in court thou.. they watch it come out ur pee hole


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Re: cheating a drug test [Re: frostbitten]
    #5938502 - 08/06/06 09:35 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

if it is a drug test ( not just a physical) they usually check the pH level, creatine level and temperature. which would tip them off if you tampered with the sample ( by dilution or by spiking it with all kinds of shit)

unless ur pissing under supervision, just get a clean buddy to piss for you in a condom and tape that to your leg. Your a guy right? so that kind of takes out the whole hide it in your cooch idea. Make sure to ask them what theyve taken in the last month because there is some shit that could cause a false positive. If all your friends are stoners , ive heard dog piss works just as well. remember piss has to be between 91-97 degrees for it to be believable and it shouldnt be older than 18hours , i think deterioration occurs after that point.

Just in case, drink about 8 hefty glasses of water before the test, take a vitamin B pill ( so your urine doesnt come out clear) and eat some red meat/ have sex before you go in ( boosts your creatine levels ) Pot stays in your system i believe betweeen a week and month. But it all depends on the user.

If you exercise regularly it'll be out of your system quicker but at this point with two days left theres no reason to exercise. Actually u might want to be a lazy fuck so your body goes into "storing mode" and hopefully the THC gets buried in the fat stores and wont even be passed into your piss until later.

I have serious distrust for all those "quick fix" shits from headshops, some say they work, but wtf they are like 30 bucks.

but why would they drug test you if its a physical ( unless ur a pro athlete or your parents ask for it, why the fuck would they give a shit?)

good luck


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Re: cheating a drug test [Re: frostbitten]
    #5938512 - 08/06/06 09:38 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

drugs are bad if they put you in these situations.. stop doing them if its causing problems in your life.

nothing more needs to be said - now go fail your fuckign test like a man, or just admit that you have done drugs..or else take the bitch way out and cheat.


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Re: cheating a drug test [Re: array]
    #5938562 - 08/06/06 09:49 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I've always wanted to be required to take a test and fail it on purpose, just to bring a point up. Some jobs require a pre-employment drug screen or do it randomly throughout employment, and if you fail you won't get the job, or you'll lose it. Well, just say that you've worked your ass off day after day for months, just doing a damn good job, but continue to use drugs in your free time at home. All of a sudden you are required to take a piss test, and they find out you've been doing drugs.

Wait a second, that makes no sense? How come they've managed to do such good work while doing drugs?

I sense a revolution.


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Re: cheating a drug test [Re: mellowrubberduck]
    #5938570 - 08/06/06 09:50 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

yeah, if you do drugs, why have to hide it... fuck em all i say... "yes i do drugs, fuck anyone that thinks of me differently for it". im not going to bother trying to hide the shit.


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Re: cheating a drug test [Re: array]
    #5939841 - 08/07/06 03:36 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I doubt they will test. If they do, they will either tell your parents (if you are under 18) or talk to you personally about it. They would never call the police or anything.

And my guide can get past the creatine and specific gravity sample integrity checks, pH is rarely tested for. You should be fine, this is no probo test, just a doctor.


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Re: cheating a drug test [Re: bhamlaxy]
    #5939844 - 08/07/06 03:39 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

under 18 = ban @ shroomery.


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Re: cheating a drug test [Re: array]
    #5939899 - 08/07/06 04:55 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Yup, im trying to lure him out if hes a little kiddy... which I highly doubt. I was just throwing it out there.


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Re: cheating a drug test [Re: Banez]
    #5940187 - 08/07/06 09:13 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

OHSBrave06 said:
just have someone piss in a condom for you.. tape it to your leg.. and bingo..




um, suppose the condom breaks?


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Re: cheating a drug test [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5940278 - 08/07/06 09:54 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

sticky situations shall insue


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Re: cheating a drug test [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5940336 - 08/07/06 10:21 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

OHSBrave06 said:
just have someone piss in a condom for you.. tape it to your leg.. and bingo..




um, suppose the condom breaks?




Got scared and pissed yourself?


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