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Re: omg 2012 [Re: KingOftheThing]
    #5940500 - 08/07/06 11:23 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

I think the real issue in this matter is why the Mayans in the picture only have one eye.


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Re: omg 2012 [Re: Fospher]
    #5940505 - 08/07/06 11:24 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Dude, they're like, in profile.  :rolleyes:


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Re: omg 2012 [Re: Veritas]
    #5940538 - 08/07/06 11:33 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Incorrect. In reality, Mayans were secretly Cyclopes that Odyssey's Homer talked about. In 2012, these man-devouring beasts of men will emerge and force everyone in enlightment through their brute fear tactics.



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Re: omg 2012 [Re: Fospher]
    #5940540 - 08/07/06 11:34 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, that's why they have one nostril & one ear--the better to dominate humanity with.  :lol:


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Re: omg 2012 [Re: Veritas]
    #5940580 - 08/07/06 11:49 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

That's absolutely what the German physicist Karl Schwarzchild was talking about when describing the "singularity". His theories were later on misinterpeted to being about the Event Horizon and Black Holes and such nonsense, but he was really talking about Cyclopes.

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Re: omg 2012 [Re: Fospher]
    #5940611 - 08/07/06 12:02 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

something is getting hard
I hope it works out


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Re: omg 2012 [Re: redgreenvines]
    #5940650 - 08/07/06 12:18 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

redgreenvines said:
something is getting hard




Confusion: The new Viagra!


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Re: omg 2012 [Re: Veritas]
    #5942034 - 08/07/06 08:07 PM (17 years, 5 months ago)

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Veritas said:
Yeah, that's why they have one nostril & one ear--the better to dominate humanity with.  :lol:




No, they only need one nostril and one ear because they are so ascended that it is all they need. :smirk:

I mean, think about it - Odin. He gave one of his eyes, and he was subsequently able to drink from the Well of Rememberance. Turned into this ultimate shaman god, the best god of them all, in fact, even "God". :cool:

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Re: omg 2012 [Re: fireworks_god]
    #5943374 - 08/08/06 07:45 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

most entertaining P&S thread in while!

but I wonder why mayan's look like Trojans????

wait, Cyclopes's, Trojans, in a wheel!!!! OMG cosmic conspiracy.

*starts singing that weird song by Journey*


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Annnnnnd I had a light saber and my friend was there and I said "you look like an indian" and he said "you look like satan" and he found a stick and a rock and he named the rock ooga booga and he named the stick Stick and we both thought that was pretty funny. We got eaten alive by mosquitos but didn't notice til the next day. I stepped on some glass while wading in the swamp and cut my foot open, didn't bother me til the next day either....yeah it was a good time, ended the night by buying some liquor for minors and drinking nips and going to he diner and eating chicken fingers, and then I went home and went to bed.


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Re: omg 2012 [Re: kaiowas]
    #5943489 - 08/08/06 09:27 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Winter is here again oh Lord,
Haven't been home in a year or more
I hope she holds on a little longer

Sent a letter on a long summer day
Made of silver, not of clay
I've been runnin' down this dusty road

Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'
I don't know where I'll be tomorrow
Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'

I've been trying to make it home
Got to make it before too long
I can't take this very much longer
I'm standing in a sleet of rain
Don't think I'm ever gonna make it home again
The mornin' sun is risin'
It's kissin' the day





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Re: omg 2012 [Re: Veritas]
    #5943516 - 08/08/06 09:39 AM (17 years, 5 months ago)

Apocalypse Please

Declare this an emergency
Come on and spread a sense of urgency
And pull us through
And pull us through
And this is the end
This is the end of the world

It's time we saw a miracle
Come on it's time for something biblical
To pull us through
And pull us through
And this is the end
This is the end of the world

Proclaim eternal victory
Come on and change the course of history
And pull us through
And pull us through
And this is the end
This is the end of the world


Exo-Politics

Open skies over me
I am waiting patiently
I wait for a sign

As conspiracies unwind
Will you slam shut
Or free your mind
Or stay hypnotised

When the Zetas fill the skies
Will our leaders tell us why
Fully loaded satellites
We can't get nothing but our minds

And i've waited patiently
And I wait for the sign

Carried through the centuries
Secrets locked up
And loaded on my back
Well it weights me down

When the Zetas fill the skies
It's just our leaders in disguise
Fully loaded satellites
We can't get nothing but our minds

I'm waiting patiently
And I'll wait for the sign, yeah
And I'm waiting patiently
And i'll wait for the sign



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